>be me
>be in elementary school
>be a little shithead
>new student coming to school
>teacher introduces student
>it's a Panjeet girl (dot not feather)
>everyone has to go up to her and introduce themselves
>gayshit.jpg
>finally my turn to introduce my self to Panjeet
>then it hits me
>the smell of old mushrooms and curry powder
>gasmaskrequired.jpg
>I'm fucking gagging
>she's trying to talk to me but the smell is so horrid I can't take it
>shove her against a desk and run to the other end of the room to detox myself
>later the teacher makes me go and apologize to her at the end of the day
>go to her this time
>she's with some brown fat fuck with a neckband
>prob papa panjeet
>go to her and start to apologize
>papa Panjeet knows about what I did
>he grabs me by the collar and says not to go near her daughter again
Cont?
Be me
>>the smell of old mushrooms and curry powder
Keep going faggot
Keep goin
>he grabs me by the collar and says not to go near her daughter again
Come on faggot... get to the bit where you fuck her.
>Not having a father(female) and a mother(male)
I'm just gonna continue
I'm gonna give Panjeet girl and her father a name because I'm sick of typing Panjeet all the time
Panjeet girl will be called Reek cuz she always smelled like complete shit (and she looked a bit like Reek from Game of Thrones)
And her dad fill be LardAss because he's a lard ass.
Alright this next part take around he time of freshmen year at high school
>be me
>be around 15
>be massive pothead
>would smoke on the daily and sometimes in between classes
>failing pretty much all my classes idfc
>parents find my stash and also get a email from the school because I was ditching most of my classes
>have to go to this gay ass tutoring after school to get my grades up.
>go to the library
>nothing but chink and poo in the loos
>see Reek studying alone
>me and Reek haven't really talked much since elementary we've had a couple group projects togeather but I mainly stayed away from her (cuz she smelled like shit)
>go to see if there was any other student tutors I could go to.
>Nope.jpg
>every table is packed except for Reeks table (prob cuz no one wanted to sit next to her cuz she smelled like shit) (and yes I'm gonna keep saying she smelled like shit because no words can describe how God awful she smelled)
>Fuckme.jpg
>sit down next to her and ask for some help with my oncoming tests
>she says she'll help me
>her voice is super quiet I could barely hear her speak
>Study Montage.jpg
>for the next few months she would help me after school studying
>I'm actually fucking learning
>she's actually not that bad of a person if you can get over her smell
>we become friends
Shit sorry I'm on mobile so auto correct fucks me up from time to time
Bump for cont
>several months later
>I'm actually passing a decent amount of classes
>I'm still a pothead
>Me and Reek talk on the daily
>we even sometimes have lunch together
>I've actually kinda gotten used to her smell already
>one day she suprised me and says she wants to smoke pot
>Wtf.jpg
>Reek is a straight A student and doesn't even drink beer
>okay.jpg
>after class I take her to my usual smoking spot
>burrowed a friend of mines bong
>smokin up
>Reek takes a massive rip
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>she starts breathing really heavily
>Fuckno.jpg
>pukes and then greens out (green out means when you smoke too much pot and you pass out for a little bit)
>I'm fucking freaking out
>carry her and take her to the school nurse
>nurse says she has irregular breathing
>says she needs to go to a doctor
>ambulance comes and picks her up
>go with her to the hospital cuz worried as fuck
Cont.
bump, cont story
cont
Bump
Bamp
Bump
>doctor checks on her
>spend several hours in the hospital
>beg them not to call her parents cuz I'll be in deep shit
>they say it's mandatory for her guardian to be present during medical emergencies
>Fuckme.jpg
>LardAss takes like 2 hours to come to the hospital
>fucking charges into the hospital lobby and starts yelling at one of the secretaries
>nurse explains what's going on
>she says how I helped her smoke pot
>he goes to me and pushes me against a wall
>starts yelling at me in Panjeet language and cursing in English
>security comes and takes him to a separate room
>wait around for prob another hour
>parents call me and demand I come back home
>it's pretty late now
>go back home
Cont.
bump cont
>inb4 forced to marry reek
...
Bump
Bump cont.
Bump for cont
inb4 walk the dinosaur or Belair or some shit like that
Bump
>next day
>go to library to study
>Reek is where she usually sits alone again
>go up to her and tap her on the shoulder
>ask her how she's feeling
>she turns around
>her left eye is swollen and she got a bandage on her upper forehead
>that wasn't there yesterday
>her voice is extremely quiet
>she says we shouldn't hang out anymore
>she also says she's okay and it's nothing serious
>try multiple times to talk to her in the next couple days
>even wait outside her classes
>she avoids me for like 4 months
>Feelsbadman
Go on
Bump for ending story at this point
Continue
Cont
...
>I'm still a pothead
Well... pot smells like pajeet shit and you complained about her smell?
I disagree. Pot doesn't smell as bad as pajeet.
(Not OP)
>4 months later
>Reeks avoided me like how a Poo avoids the Loo
>have some thot gf who just dating cuz she's got fat tits and gives half decent blow jobs
>still see Reek in the hallways from time to time
>some days she has bruises and bandages on
>Fucking suppressed Rage.jpg
>one day I see her and she has even more bandages on her face and some on her legs
>Fuck this.jpg
>follow her and she goes into the bathroom
>wtf am I doing.jpg
>she's taking off her bandages
>her eyes go wide when she sees me
>she tries to go for the door but I block her
>ask her what the fuck is going on
>she doesn't say anything
>then she starts to sob
>Oh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>wrap my arms around her
Cont.
...
I third this notion.
maybe has been smoking some bad grass then
>time passes very fast and we are about to graduate
>somehow made it to the end and passed all my classes
>graduation day comes up
>I am very excited, decide not to smoke pot that day
>names get called
>Reek's name gets called but she is nowhere to be seen
>wondering where she is
>principle cuntface grabs the mic
>says Reek died after LardAss passed a very stale curryfart
RIP Reek
Poo in loo's stink
It smells like shit but a different kind of shit from pajeet shit.
bangs reek they date or some shit get married now he smells like poo in the loo
Keep going kek
Photo
Youre not op
green out is not a fucking thing and never will be you underage fagget
he saw the opportunity and fucking took it!
...
>stay cradling her for probebly half a hour
>she still smelled like complete shit but I didn't care at this point
>once she's calmed down
>I ask her what happened to her at the day she went to the hospital
>she tells me that her dad had been abusing for the last couple months
>he's been punching her and slapping her when ever she did poor at school
>he's almost a massive alcoholic
>human trash.jpg
>tell her we should call child protective services
>she begs me not to.
>turns out her piece of shit dad was the only family she had
>her mother had died at birth
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>she says if I called child protective services they'll put her in a foster home and she'd have to over schools
>tell her my family can take her in
>beg her to let me try to help
Cont.
bump
...
>She says, "Well then, can I have tree-fiddy?"
>I say "Tree-fiddy"?
>I had never noticed before the long tail sticking out of her sari.
>Well that explains why she smells like the bottom of a Loch.
>MFW
Bump
Bump cunt.
Is this the real life?
>take several hours to convince her
>call child protective services through a pay phone and ask what happens to orphaned children
>says that they can be given a temporary home and if they wish to and her guardians want to they can stay together until she reaches 18
>Fuck yeah.jpg
>the next several months are my parents and LardAss in a court fighting over rights over Reek and LardAss getting charged with child abuse
This takes about a couple months and the jury sends LardAss to a mental hospital because Apperantly he had Schitzoeffective personality disorder or some shit like that.
He pretty much saw Reeks Mom when ever he got drunk and he would hear voices and shit.
I don't think LardAss was a bad guy
I honestly think he just couldn't help himself
Now we are gonna rewind time back to the point after LardAss is getting sued
This is where shit starts to get really sad
Cont.
Or just Pajeet caught in a landslide?
Mmm... Reek's sexy time
>And that's when I realized she wasn't no smelly Indian, she was a three storey crustacean from the paleolithic era!
Bump, OP better hurry up
Wake me up when you get bob and vagene.
>reek finally agrees to come live with me
>we go to child services and try to explain the situation
>they say that it would be possible to have reek move in with me
>haventtoldmyparentsyet.jpg
>they say she can't move in
>i keep begging, they refuse
>don't wanna let reek down
>think about finding a place to live for just the two of us
Cont.
you took 10 minutes to write this small shit?
give him a break he is going through a really tough time
>Reek has been feeling a bit better
>most of her bruises had healed but she still had a LOT of scars
>thot gf I've been ignoring for several weeks
>Reeks started to settle into my house
>Winter Galla is coming up (it's a dance around Christmas time at my school)
>Part of me wants to ask Reek to the dance and another part of me feels bad about ignoring gf
>sitting on bed wondering what to do.
>knock knock
>go open my door
>it's Reek
>she says she needs to tell me something
>turns out the time she went to the hospital the doctors found a fungal infection in her lungs
>her previous house was tiny and her dad would force her to sleep in the attic
>the attic had a fuck ton of rot and mildew
>she always smelled like old mushrooms
>always
>the doctors say that her lungs are extremely weakened
>She needed to get some form of medical puffer but her dad was too busy buying alcohol to buy her medicine
>she went to the doctor yesterday with my dad
>the doctors say they'll need to perform a surgery or she will need to be breathing from a tube
>she was extremely ill
>lifeisntfair.jpg
>door bell rings
>me and Reek go down stairs
>open the door
>it's thotty gf
>she starting whining to me about how I've been ignoring her
>she's also starts yelling at me cuz I've been spending more time with Reek then with her
>She's also pissed that I didn't ask her to the Winter Galla
>she finally says
>"Are you going to pick me or his Hindu bindu bitch?"
>fuckingwhore.jpg
>"fine I'll pick ill Reek"
>pick ill Reek
>wublubba dub dub
>I turned myself into a pickle Morty!
>life had no meaning Morty!
too busy smoking pot
this sounds like the fantasy of some real marginalized faggot, marginalized faggot
this was really bad. sad really.
This isn't op.
Winrar!
ok
fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooou
Off by one. Kill yourself.
You got what you had coming and now you're here crying about it hoping that some other faggot racist will give you a hug? Go suck a dick gayboy
Kys
So close.
>
i want to die
where is it
Never had quads or quints before?
Bump
one of the most poorly done examples of this i've ever read. 3/10 op
seriously tho, the real one is still uglier. What a tragedy
Not even sure I'd give it 3. 1/10.
I'm ashamed that you we share the same dna morty
god damn it