Go into your bedroom and see this. What do?

Go into your bedroom and see this. What do?

turn 360° and walk away

You mean 180°

you'd still be facing her

being this new

Nah man you gotta walk backwards to keep your eyes on her so she doesn't attack you from behind.

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>hurr durr i was only pretending to be stupid
fuck off

>Hi chums! I’m new here, how’s tricks?

I lure it out with a bucket of McNuggets

lay down the plastic, get out the oil, and start slipping and sliding

You managed to miss it twice. Impressive.

This is a very old meme, please, consider never posting again

You mean walk in

Welcome to Intro to Memetics 101. You fail. No shove your dick up your ass and fuck off.

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Calling for a Truck Rental Service with heavy loading Equipment and say: Taken this land whale and bring em back to the see it came from...

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run, nah, walking away should do it

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It’s not quite running...but not walking...”speed waddling”? It’s like watching what you’d think would happen if a drunk penguin got bit on the ass by a seal.

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Now she's presenting herself to you

Roll her around in flour and look for the wet spot

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I feel I'd have no choice but to burn my house down.

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Wait ‘til she pees and head upstream.

which fold do you fuck first?

The one that peels back the most easily.

pop it

her face is okay and that's all that matters

mmm, love me some flap cheese

[SAVE GAME]

I'd be surprised that I am obviously faster than the Concorde, as I clearly crossed the Atlantic and set foot into an American bedroom within seconds.

I would theorize and come to the conclusion, that this lady has created a wormhole by simply touch the floor with a toe...

Eventually I'd travel to Alaska and start my new life working as a whale hunter and dedicate my entire time chasing the great white whale that had changed my life forever.

Scrape out some panty pudding and you’ll be all set for the night.

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls

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KEKKEKEKEEKEKEK

Being this new. Commit sudoku.

>What do?
Wonder why Boogie2988 had to choose MY house to squat in because his ex is kicking him out to live with her black boyfriend. Also why Boogie changed his hairstyle.

This is the beauty of the 360° pasta. You can just post it, sit back, and watch the magic happen.

i love fat chicks, but when you look like stay puft and your rear end looks like a melting candle with huge droopy deposits of adipose tissue and bed sores all over, i have some issues

2 sets of tits pretty nice to be honest

Get pretty happy. Freezer has been empty for a couple of weeks.. This will last till christmas.

Depends, do you own a harpoon?

call the pohleece

Fire a couple of 45 rounds to the center of that massive gut, and see how much damage it does..... and maybe one to the tit...