Tell me one random, pointless fact about yourself

tell me one random, pointless fact about yourself.

I've never once seen a blu-ray, let alone touched one.

I always make sure I spit my socks before putting em' on. It makes me feel comfortable.

When I was younger, I started my own death religion that I thought was revealed to me by nature.I practiced it until I was about 14, and then just kind of grew out of it.

I really really really hate licorice

I stick my arm out in the shower and let water run off it like I'm a water bender from Avatar.

I haven't ever felt pain, as in, I've never broken a bone or fell down the stairs. Toe-stubbing is about the worst thing.

Every time I sneeze I get a hard on.

If I ever find toe jam while cutting my toe nails I sniff it intently and chew on it

I've never been on twitter.

>socks

i make sure i have both socks on my feet before i put on one of my shoes. if i put a sock and shoe on one foot while leaving the other one bare, i feel i'll have an unlucky day

i always sleep with a part of the bed sheet covering my ear

If I have a burger and fries, i eat all the fries first then the burger last.

When I was a kid I thought it would be a good idea to pop a wheelie on my scooter without any shoes or socks or helmet on lets just say i’m Lucky I didn’t crack my skull open my feet just got f’d up

There are people who do one sock one shoe? What the fuck, that's sick.

I command grab a lot of people to death

i am hypermobile

Not cool bro

I don't have only one gender

my left size of my body is fatter than my right size

a fellow non-binary unicornspirit leviathankin? How delightful!

I can't smile.
I can, but if I do, the corners of my mouth rips open

I had a piece of a pencil topper stuck in my ear for three years.

not even to check your favorite pornstars page?

i like to put my pants on both feet at a time.

i feel like if 95% of my body isn't covered by my bedsheets, the grudge will get me.

cause the burger has the better flavor and you want to be able to taste that, longer?

don't derail this thread.

When I was a youngling I was convinced I was a real vampire.

i feel how im slowly becoming insane

I never speak in my dreams.

There is nothing wrong with sock shoe sock shoe

I for some weird, unfathomable reason only speak with the right half of my mouth.
I can speak with both if I make an effort, but 98% of the time it's just the right part.

I've stolen hundreds of pairs of dirty girl socks over the years. For masturbating.

I have no hands.

I type with strategic headbutts onto a keyboard that is 10m by 4m.

When I was a kid I kicked the shit out of people and stole shit and listened to metal
Now I'm a beta fag pussy, idk what happened, I'm turning less beta atm though

Nice

my question is: how did you use them?

I wake up every morning with a huge feeling of unhappiness

>alpha (upgrade)
>beta (shit go back)

Put then on my hands like gloves. Sniff left hand while jacking with right.

I make multi pull accounts on some sights so I can pretend I have more friends to the 3 I have.
It also makes it look like I know what I'm doing

I've never once seen a girl, let alone touched one.

i can make crystal bottles with my ass wide open

You're a demon

my ears are crusty

I like this post
I had my first time doing an anal and without asking the girl
I was massaging her and then just start fucking her
She never reported me

I wrote a post 10 seconds ago and used the wrong site and multiple and don't know how to add the numbers to show what post it was

I do that too. My ears get supercold so I really HAVE to do it.

Anonymous 02/05/18(Mon)00:32:52 No.758938398
see the numbers? just click the numbers, type underneath them on the post window bro.

Fight me bitch
Actually im a pussy please dont hurt me

I have a really low IQ.

46 years old. Never learned to drive.

I'll make sure I put my socks on BEFORE I shove a boot up your ass.

When I was young I used to watch Jaws and pretend I was in a shark submarine and eating classmates I didnt like.

25 here same thing

58 yo and i never learned to behave


fucks

I play and DM dungeons and dragons games

Let’s come to an agreement. Shoe shoe sock sock

>Anonymous 02/05/18(Mon)00:32:52 No.758938398
>see the numbers? just click the numbers, type underneath them on the post window bro.

Highlight all the text first, then click the numbers for auto greentext!

i've already tried to suck my own dick, but i could only lick the tip

I'm also 46,and never learned to drive thank god.

I eat my own snot. Don't know why. I've tried stopping, but I just enjoy picking my nose and eating the boogers.

Thats my 1st 4ch post

I like to fap to fart porn.

Son of a taxi driver
Never learned
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I was quite similar actually, though I didn't really go out of my way to intentionally harm people. Same thing though, I've become meek and apprehensive and I'm not really sure where it began, though I was on a lot of drugs during my junior/senior year of high school.

Let's just agree to do things like this.
Underwear > socks > pants > shirt > shoes

This is probably the most cool thread I have seen on Sup Forums in a while.

Reminds me that we are all just human beings in the end.

Cool to see all your little human things that we do. Kek

>be me
>big nigga
>wanted to know why bitches wanted a big nigga
>meet a thot
>we hook up and go back to her
>she a white cutie
>she wants to see my dick
>heard all black guys have big dicks
>mfw im actually just indian
>i get called big nigga because i have crops
>like rap and have a piercing
>also big nose and lower lip
>show her my dick
>she confused thought it be 7 inches
>still got to fuck her
>she thinks the rumours about black guys aint true now
>just cause im called big nigga

I hate goldfish (snack)

Do not taint this holy Christian site with your porn.

I can put on shirts from inside out. I'm boring as fuck.

Always pictured myself as Spider-Man while doing that, I even made the hand symbol.

I agree, this is the first thread I've even posted in for quite some time.

I hate goldfish (The fish)

My final decision is to go with what you proposed, but removing everything but shoes.

same here man, I've heard it's actually good because it hardens your immune system

I couldn't even reach the tip. I'm not even that small, but when I was getting close I got really worried I'd hurt my back.
feelsbadman

After i shower when i turn the water off i have to “wipe” the water offmy body with my hands before i towel-dry
I cant not do this

It has held my attention for at least 5 minutes so it’s a win for me

i am a cannable

Fuck, is that why I almost never get sick?

Huh.

sometimes i just sit on my bed and cry cause i think about life

Me too bro

It hadn't even crossed my mind before, but I also do this.

...

I hate sweet tea. Living in the south and being southern everyone thinks it is the best.

Please never learn, driving for plebs

I've masterbated at work many times, I work at NASA.

This

So true

same

think everyone knows it's just a myth buddy.
or do people believe this gif doesn't have a magnification filter over the dick?

Things I've never done: alcohol, drugs, girls

You should at least learn how to spell your lies

I get annoyed if I can't get the peal off a tangerine whole. I start by pealing a stripe in the middle until it's almost off, the take of the two halves, what you should have at the end is something looking like a thin dick with balls

Me and my sister rubbed our junk together when we were ten.

I'm a raging alcoholic

Same here, i have no idea what is tweeter.

But when undressing infront of a woman:
(1) Shoes, (2) Shirt, (3) SOCKS and then (4) Pants and underwear.
Never let a woman see you in socks and underwear.

i always get worried of hurting my back as well, user, thats okay, but i havent hurt and i've tried hard many times so far

Really?
I just grab the fucking towel and start from top to bottom

Actually legitimately agree

Agreed entirely.