How do you stop him?

How do you stop him?

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Stop making movies. It's the only way.

>Sir, we...
>It's in the can. Released on VOD tomorrow

Why would you want to.

Marry his daughter.

First you have to find him before you can stop him.

She hot?

She mean as hell

You can't. By the time this thread 404s, he'll have already made three movies.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

He'd just start making them himself

>Go into the living room
>Mom watching lifetime
>He's there

interesting

you can't stop the best of the best

>Go into living room
>Dad' watching a snuff film
>He's there

>Eric Roberts is killed in car crash
>TV movie about his life and career made a few months later
>starring Eric Roberts

kek

He was great in the Pope of Greenwich Village.

I think he literally is making movies himself. some of his 2017 films on IMDB only have him listed as the cast..

>Eric up the top of the stairs
The madman.

She's the least attractive of the Emma's, but she'll do.

>His agent gets him a small part in a movie
>He wrangles with the producers to star as a main supporting character
>His part is edited to only 7 minutes of screentime
>Edited by Eric Roberts
>Produced by Eric Roberts
>A Eric Roberts Film

Reminder that Wentworth Miller cucked him

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make it illegal for cigars to be the sole remuneration in movie contracts.

Is this real?

Is it true that Holy Motors was based off him?

That dude is insane.

How much time does that take him ?

Watch it, user.

All of it

what's more shocking is that there are ONLY 2 (TWO) self-cameos.

And meanwhile some actors are struggling and begging for movies roles

its not fair

I can't even tell which ones are the shoops anymore

Let's get biz-zeh

joke's on you my mother's dead already

destroy every camera in the world

pull a John Landis

Holy fuck, is his agent just one of those nodding bobbleheads or something?

KEK


yeah, probably

>No new ideas coming out of Hollywood land. I hate movies where the actors are wearing brand new cloths especially westerns. 1865 the flag should have 36 stars that one don't.The bottle holding ink in the hotel is a Levi Garrett snuff bottle. They were used 1870 until just recently in the last five year glass now plastic. The Indian girl is clearly wearing mascara. The other girl is wearing a strapless bra which wasn't invented yet. The devil wearing shaded glasses again not yet invented.

holy shit youre right


the madman

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Talking_Cat!?!

>Eric Roberts' dialogue was recorded in 15 minutes.[3]

That's how he's in so many movies. He's fast.

>A_Talking_Cat

not every movie is a cameo in a voice-over dub though

I think he just hates his family

>watch random black and white silent from 100 years ago
>Eric Roberts is there

>record 15 minutes of dialogue
>get paid ~10k
what a god

>discover a time capsule on the beach from 2000 years into the future
>play the movie inside
>Eric Roberts is there

literally who?

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

...

I'm thinking of hiring him, anyone know how much he charges?

>watching home movies from 1991
>dad was sick for our trip to Disneyland
>there he fucking was, playing my dad

His agent is his wife and she basically is working 12 hours a day getting him roles

>How do you stop him?
Poison his cocaine

I heard he tries to fill 100% of his time so he wont have time to relapse into a cocaine addiction

Brilliant.

>watch 9/11 footage
>Eric Roberts is there playing a fireman

It was me, James. The author of all your pain.

>Watch ISIS execution video
>Eric Roberts is playing both the Jihadist and the victim through split-screen

>How do you stop him?
Give him actual money as payment for his roles, he'll stop pretty soon.

>Rewatch JFK assassination
>Secret Service guy jumps on the car
>I zoom and enhance his face

N-no, it's not possible!

If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?

>watching an old WW2 documentary on the history channel
>footage of Nazi rally
>the guy to Hitler's left is actually Eric Roberts

it could actually just be the rest of the actors on those movies are literally such nobodies they dont have an imdb page.

That was actually Steve Buscemi

I don't want him to stop.

at that point, do you even reckon hes acting? he can't possibly have the time to get into the role or portray a unique character, he's probably just doing the same guy over and over again

If you are talented
get remunerated

he's basically like Chris Walken or John Cusack at this point, he just plays himself in everything.

>more prolific than Michael Madsen, Malcolm McDowell and Brad Dourif combined
Truly a god among men.

>Going over the Bayeux tapestry again
>Roberts is one actually one of Harold Godwinson's soldiers

Hades?

oh god, sauce?

American Horror Story: Bitchcraft (#3.1)

an empty cat food can and a chestnut

>How do you stop him?
stop paying him in hoagies and rolls of carnival tickets. He'll go away eventually.

NAME?

Maybe he's playing all characters in the film, like pic related

tnx m80m8

Kek

bailey bae

>Eric just finished filming his scene
>"Ok Eric, what did we say, a coke and 5 bucks?"
>Eric nods, "yep"
>"Oh shit, It seems I forgot my wallet at my house." "But hey, I do have this $10 coupon for McDonalds, is that ok?"
>Eric: "Say no more"
>Eric pulls a snickers bar from his pants
>"Here's your change"

thx

fucking kek

everytime

...

I mean you still have negotiate terns, fly out meet them and then fly back. Even a 15 min role will eat up 2-4 weeks of time

>still have negotiate terns, fly out meet them and then fly back

terns have always had the reputation for being hard bargainers

What dicks
Wouldn't it be easier for them to fly out to him?

KEK

stop making threads about him
celebrities only exist if you talk about them

hes doing just fine

How the fuck

Thats a fake

This is a real one

BASED

decent payment for A LOT of roles a year instead of one huge payment for one movie a year, Eric is a smart businessman

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