Confess

Confess

I go on YLYL threads, but when I laugh I keep on playing

Go back to /r/Sup Forums with your retarded upvoat bait confess meme bullshit

Put the surprised priest reply picture on this one for maximum up boats XDDD

I'm 49 years old and married with 2 kids and a good job. I hang out on Sup Forums for the retarded humor and tits and gore.

The only reason I haven't sucked a cock in the past month is that people on Craigslist are total flakes

I fingered a girl in her bed, while a guy who was in love with her slept on a mattress on the floor in the same room. I still masturbate to that memory

When I get really nervous/anxious, I fantasize about being in a man's lap with their arms wrapped around me.

I'm a wreck.

its ok bb just sit in daddy's lap and everything will be okay

Im dating a shemale but no one around me knows about it

bump

doesn't everybody feel like this?

But then I also want to kiss said man...

go on user. what else do you want to do?

I have a dick fixation

I've been a white nationalist since the age of 15 (I am 39 now). I am blonde and blue eyed, 6'0 (Austrian/English ancestry), married to a blonde woman with blue eyes (her ancestors all came from Denmark) and we have 3 kids. Despite my political views, I'm a full blown cuck. I jerk off to cuckhold porn/make cuck threads on Sup Forums at least twice a week to share pics of my wife. She's fucked 2 black guys, 1 latino, and 3 other white men in front of me, and has gone on dates with some tinder dude's and texted me pictures of the aftermath. Yet I fucking hate Jews especially, despise Muslims, wish I could kill all nigs but there is something so fucking hot about seeing my innocent wife getting railed by bbc and in general bigger cocks than I have. I have a 54gb porn folder of the pics and videos I've taken of my wife cucking me and some BLACKED videos I've downloaded from the site (I'm a member). I fucking hate myself for this and I know you'll all hate on my for being a degenerate but the reality of the situation is I have 3 white children and a white collar career, and have thus probably contributed to our struggle more than a lot of you.

I'm in a long distance relationship but I constantly fuck other hotter girls

You sick bastard

Lying faggot, get your cuck fantasies back to CNN where they belong.

hacked on mw2

I'd want to feel his arms and face. Maybe his dick...

I routinely ponder suicide.
I can barely get up in the morning.
I don't know how to ask for help without it just being written off as attention-seeking/melodrama.
I'm not convinced it's worth going on, but I do it anyway, perhaps out of cowardice.

do u have kik I'll share whatever you want and prove it if you want. I'll get my wife to pose with whatever sign you want

so he makes you feel safe and warm, and you want to show him how much you appreciate that?

seems pretty normal to me? that's just a shitty childhood and a bit of latent homo mixed together

I'm a guy, and I've been masturbating to gay porn and fantasizing about dominating twinks often. I wonder if it's a short-lived infatuation becuase I usually go back to watching regular porn after a session of gay porn and don't return to watching said gay porn in weeks or so. What do you say, Father?

Ill only confess to dubs

I like shemales/traps but cant get off to gay porn.

I don't understand. I had a normal childhood. I wasn't abused or anything.

daddy issues don't always come from a seirously fucked up childhood. if your dad was distant, or felt weak and not in control, or even just spent a lot of his time away (military etc) that sort of shit can crop up.

when life feels out of control for you, you crave an authority figure to make you feel safe. for you that's a big strong man. That's ok.

What about really femenine boys, straight-up cute twinks? I can get off to that but not bears or anyone with more manly attributes than feminine ones

Prove it fag, time stamp and KJ in capital letters
Chatfriend190

They need to be dressed as girls or have boobs and a plump ass or i cant get off. As i said on a post before, im dating a shemale but no one around me knows about it and i dont know how to feel about that, i even go to visit her to her city and she wants to come visit me but i always decline.

Im not gay pls kill me

>be me
>7 or 8 years old, dont really remember
>i had this girl friend who was the daughter of my mum's friend
>we used to play a lot togheter
>one day she told me to play "the doctor"
>we started to "touch like doctors do" in random parts
>we started to touch genitals
>everytime we played this it ended this way
>i got to lick her and vice versa
>one day my mum founds out
>never see her again
>forget about her
>now with 20 years old found her on instagram
should i add her? she isnt that good

Why don't you introduce your her to your friends and family and act like if she's a regular ol' woman? It's not their business to know what she's hiding in her pants

She looks girly, but her voice isnt that girly. so i dont know

Post pics of her

Add her, have no regrets.

I'd rather jack off then fuck my wife.

Add her. A piece of pussy you turn down is a piece you never had. Hide from friends and fam.