What's the best way to kill yourself ?

what's the best way to kill yourself ?

Tidepods

Bug spray

>get really drunk
>lie on your back
>???
>wake up dead

if you have a weak heart then sex

Get a bunch of hookers with STDs and get a semen extraction as no one ever experienced in your whole genetic tree.

Put cocaine on her backs, sniff it like it´s snow.

Act proceed, continue to run nude in the street and scream:"If the balls don´t touch is not gay" and shoot yourself.

Live a long life and die happy.
The best.

Anyone here would be willing to answer this for me?

I am not suicidal i just wanted to know what hanging fels like so i did pic related but instead of the loop shown i used the knot to the right.

Even though I kinda held on the tip of the rope some was all my body weight basically on my neck? I thought it was weird how i could just hold some tension on the tip with my hand and it not fall down.

Death by snu-snu seems like the best option

Don't do that again you will end up dead

wikipedia.org/wiki/Inert_gas_asphyxiation

Nitrogen tank + plastic bag

This is my favorite porno ever

Agreed.

Playing StarCraft nonstop until death.

I wont

But please answer if you have any idea, even though i wans tpulling myself up with my hand just holding it a little was my full weight pretty much on my neck?

and i was afraid to tie it off and try it because even like so id wake up twitching a couple times so i stopped

what video is it

shotgun or a big caliber gun to the head
simple and effective

>i wans tpulling myself up
i meant i wasnt pulling myself up

Death by snoo snoo, or dive headfirst into a meat grinder... whatever floats your boat.

That actually fails regularly, especially if applied to the temple. Definitely in the mouth aimed at the crown.

People will change their mind at the last second, or underestimate the needed trigger force, and it'll would/maim, but not actually kill them.

If your feet were off the ground and you tied that rope around your neck you will most likely never get out of that position and will suffocate yourself. And I highly doubt that your hand was holding you up, you need immense strength to pull that off

does it make sense tho that my hand was just holding the tip barely? the tension was mainly on the top of the door and just holding the tip downward made it so it could hold me up.

concrete enema

Just don't do it again you will most likely die. Because of the rope tight around your neck you will pass out after a couple of seconds and there is nothing you can do to get out anymore.

Just dont bro

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Penile suffocation via cooter entrapment.

Walk infront of a bus if you don’t die you can’t sue for money

Get married

Masturbate until you have a heart attack.

You’re welcome, OP.

Good luck on your journey.

Cover yourself in chum near OD on your drug of choice (I’d use LSD) and swim out in ocean and wait for the sharks

nuke yourself 30 megatons or bust

Military service. You go out a hero and family is taken care of hopefully. Maybe you even learn to become a man and not have these thoughts.

Or I'd recommend taking out a life insurance plan and make sure your death looks like an accident so someone can at least benefit from the loss

Become Blood Brothers with Charlie Sheen.

Starvation.

Death by 500,000 Paper Cuts.