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moar asspain edition

old

I saw a nigger today, twice.

Boom chicka bow wow

/good goys/ tbx

gah, i hate when that happens

imagine how better the world would have been if this was realized...

Take young green walnuts, cut them up completely or just make deep incisions

Take their weight in sugar, or some people even suggest honey.

Now here is where recipes on the net and my granpa's differ, some put grape rakija immediately in the mix, some put it later. You let it ferment for 40 days and you should get a brown liquid that's thicker than water, kinda like motor oil.

*finds balk*
*sniffs*
*the muslimness of the air particles assaults my olfactory sense*
*start to run away*

I was just reading that thread.
Too bad it didn't happen.

Why do balkaners smell Islamic?

And then you dilute the liquid with water right?
Not the same bulgar btw
t. liqueur noob

who cares?

you'd still get bombed and return to your current borders

the only difference would be bulgaria would have to get involved and overrun your country AGAIN for the millionth time

Wait, who's gonna be our crazy little brother if we get Kosovo back?

>tatar delusions

No one. But it would be better

Asking the real questions here

>back

Is there anything better than a beer when you're dead tired?

>the only difference would be bulgaria would have to get involved and overrun your country AGAIN for the millionth time
i see, still assmad for bw2 outcome? :^) we fucked you so hard your anuses still bleed to this day it seems kek

>servlet asspain

blowjob

#foreveralone

>some slut getting my sweaty dick covered in saliva when I'm trying to chill
No way fag.

>flag

Got a clear version?

Alirght listen up.

Albania gains western Fyrom.(Albanian majority areas).

Serbia gets northen Fyrom so they don't feel left out.

Bulgaria annexs the rest.

Greece gets northern Epirus.

Half of Kosovo goes to Albania,the other half to Serbia.(t b h I don't really care what happens to kosovo)

There now everyone is happy...for the most part

...

>greece gets northern epirus
actually the north of greece is mostly composed of albanians and belongs to us too

...

deal

>77474kmsq

I just gave you so much territory and you still whine.

Fuck you,albania gets nothing.

Nah, just separate it from all the stuff floating in it.

Try and research it a bit. Surely there are bulgarians making that as well.

Hahahahahahaha

actually you only thought of getting something and giving nothing for no reason at all
you can go fuck yourself

this is why we can't have nice things

Yep, fucking Albanians

they already got too much and all they want is more
fuck those alboniggers, you can't negotiate with them ever

Why would we agree with your delusions? Things are going great for us as it is

>your delusions
>Northern Greece is Albanian
pick one

>a literal albanian accusing me of being delusive
can't make this shit up

>servia

Where is the last time you looked at a current map?
>Servlets

Fix'd the balkans

what do you guys think?

>Albanians

>alboshit butthurt

Just right now actually
No mention of Northern Greece ever being Albanian

I like it.

...

>butthurt
about what
youre the one thats greedy and wants to get territory from us
we're happy without change at all

I think that you should see a doctor.

Maybe you are having a stroke

I hate it

>from us

what about the Souliotes?

we'rent they like majority in epirus?

Neither of N.Epirus being Greece

Yeah there are, most widespread being the upper mentioned cherry liqueur - "вишнoвкa" as it is called.
I also found some recipes where you add rum after you filter off the floating stuff.

Thanks for sparking my interest tho, I recently picked 3 kilos of cherries and was just wondering what to do with em

How about the balkans stays in it's current borders and it develops?

ever heard of greater albania dream?

This kills servlets

Nope, they were only in one village (Souli), and they never considered themselves "Albanian"

there fixed it

good luck with that.

There have been historical instances of Northern Epirus being under Greek control

RIP PLANET EARTH

it's just like asking were they taught how to breathe
yes, they are that much delusional

>good luck with that
with what?
its already happening and you and servs can do nothing about it beside dream you had our land :^))))

we don't need luck

baba USA is here for stopping the wrong fight

Woah wait, I was talking about walnuts, you want the other bulgarian that's making liquor.

>meanwhile Albania remains Africa-tier

REPOST

#
Yea, asked around, seems you put whole young walnuts.
Will do later today or tomorrow.
For now i did these two

Its way better than it was and with the judicial reform and rama being btfod, well get better.

Meanwhile you can't flush tp in Greece

the balkans are ready to explode.For the last 200 years the balkans are a shithole.I don't see it changing now.

>Meanwhile you can't flush tp in Greece
Wrong

>well get better
Can't have a first world nation without first world mentality

That's why we aren't one

ok we aren't giving you jack shit. if you are jelous you are free to join us in greater albania
there fixed it

and when it explodes we all know who's gonna get a little treatment :^)

Factually incorrect

Better idea

We nuke albania to the point where they join the illyrian sea.

we genocide every albanian who survived.

there fixed it

Correct
You are really homophobic and racist
No 1st world country does that

Speak for yourself, we are changing for better

you can't really compare us to real first world countries.

We lack the mentality.

>Gayreek delusions

>we lack the mentality
So Spain and Italy aren't first world?

find the better option
protip: u can't

There's already a game about this

ahhahah being this mad
you cant afford dinner how will u afford nukes

Nuking Serbia again?

Will try, m8
For a notorious shitposter you can keep a decent convo, desu

Hahahahaha, as long as there are Albanians in Albania, it'll never become a good country
>implying we need nukes
Greece farts
Albania falls

>So Asspain and Shitaly aren't first world?
Lol way no

kek

it will be a collective effort of every country that has nukes.After they realise what a big problem you are.

they are.At least northern italy is

There is more than one serb on Sup Forums.

You're qualified to say, after all, you've lived in a third world country all your life
>falling for the padamemes
kys

>Greece farts
>Albania falls

you're gonna let him fuck your wife now, xpozed?

>hard workers
>illyrian genes
>white for the most part
>atheist country
how are we a problem again?
WE are the future!

>tatar fantasies

If people go away from your country to another country for a better life then your country isn't first world

there are so many wrong things with your post,holy shit

The fuq go my pic related?

>alboshit fantasies