Im a 19 yo illegal mexican guy

Im a 19 yo illegal mexican guy
Ask me anything

Cut or uncut?

Why are Mexican girls so hot?

Uncut

What's your address?

go turn yourself in you scum

Idk I don't like Mexican girls

Why haven't you become an hero yet, spic?

Hi fren

Sent this thread to ICE

Why did you come to America? This country is pure shitheads

2027 Fairmount Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19130
If u wanna visit me just let me know before

How hard was it to get across the border

Ya america is a shithole.

hey mexican, here's something you probably don't know.

in the US, immigration falls under civil law, not criminal law, so according to US law, undocumented immigration isn't actually illegal.

If I fuck your mom, will you be able to stay in the USA legally?

You OP or the fbi?

When you say your a 19 yo illegal mexican, does that mean you're in the USA illegally, or that you do illegal stuff in Mexico?

Hmm I like USA, I have a good life here there in Mexico it's a lot of violence the same as here but I'm richer here

You into gangbangs?

Would you?

are you a good person

Go home filthy wetback. You and sum like you fucked a good thing. Your women are ugly and your culture is shit. Kys.

yes. absolutely. my dick is diamonds ese

Do you get free housing, college and food from the government? Everyone say illegals get everything for free but i never had the chance to ask one

Your address is a fucking castle

I'm living in the USA illegally

Have you ever stabbed someone in jail with your toothbrush?

America would be shit either way. Most jobs pay under 20 an hr and the jobs illegals take are shitty labor jobs anyways.

Can I suck your balls and rim you esse?

Who cares. Mexicans are filth.

Have you visited reddit before?

Spics are from Spain. Mexicans are beaners. Get your insults straight, gabachito.

It's pretty easy, well depends how u cross it

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Is this to good to be true??

No, I'm 19 so techni

America sucks,ima 19yo anarchist white guy, when the military police come for you, I can help fight back with all my unused m16s, blacks are the only back minority

No, technically I'm an adult so I'm independent

with those quads how can I say no

No man I don't like that shit

I think so I don't like to fight, I pay taxes so yeah

i just sent $100 to your paypal account. take care!

That's a lie, I can't even have a good job, in college I pay twice than a legal person

Not even civil law. Entry without inspection and overstaying one's visa are violations of federal administrative regulations. And those have been dropping since the beginning of the century.

I like this guy lol

beaner fuck you beaner fucking beaner i will hurt you you mother fucker donald trump #MAGA beaners out out out

>in Mexico it's a lot of violence
How do you know that if you can't go to Mexico?
I ask because I am living in Mexico and I don't see any violence.

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Nice dubs dude

I'm 19 now but I came when i was 15 yo, I came here because the narcos wanted to kill me

Donald Trump is actually mexican but he went through many extensive surgeries. That's why he looks like a dried up orange.

Rotate 360 and go back to mexico

So I'm illegal or not? Lol

A 360 would take me here again you retard

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Gracias!

Thanks to the Resident Dump, the dollar has lost fifteen percent of its value against the Mexican peso. MAGA!

HEY, you are scaring Americans with your job taking!!! You gonna take all ur juubbsss!!! Stop taking all the jubbbss we don't wanna do!!!

Just kidding. Don't commit crimes and you're ok.

Shinola?

No it wouldnt, world is round

Why do all mexican women look like this?

We can use that. Thanks.

What it like being in a gang? Do you smuggle a lot of drugs?

ugly whores

made for procreating so no brain

Those are the ghetto Mexicans

"Illegal" is a term used by pendejos. No person is illegal although some (such as the US president) do illegal things. You are in violation of immigration regulations and therefore subject to deportation. Racists get really excited by this.

???

I say the things by what they are, it's right to use the term illegal

Cool story bro. Stay out of trouble and stay out of my lane.

No but with my Dick I have

Nuestra manera para decir "sinaloense".

No, I have just been using Sup Forums

Oh no Guerrero

Did you like Mexico better than the U.S.?

Have you ever driven on the highway with hazards flashing in a ragged out truck filled with precariously placed furniture retrieved from an alley?

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Do you think suicide is good, bad, or neutral (you don't care either way)?

MAGA

I like more USA man, I just got a car a year ago, in Mexico you have to work for years to get at least an old car

I think it's good lol

How many people do you live with?

Dat's rite, Sparky, you reeel smart, just like yer prezzidunt.

that lady is Australian

Do you plan on becoming legally Mexican?

2

Yes I'm trying I have a lawyer already

In Mexico, in which is the best city to live.

What is the deal with airline food?

>lawyer

more like
>pro-bono Catholic diocese advisor
>beaner gets deported anyways

Is the car you bought a low rider and do you smoke weed?

Ok lol

How tall are you? Under 5'8"?

No man I have been fighting my case since 4 years I can't get deported while my case still open

Do you prefer Mexican or white women?

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What is your favorite American dish and your favorite Mexican dish?

Do you eat at Taco Bell at all?

What is the most profitable drug to mule?

Hahahaha no

Lol yeah

The guy you responded to
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I like everyone if they demonstrate good character. Enjoy your life here. Stay smart.
Best regards.