It's an Alan comes dead last episode

>it's an Alan comes dead last episode

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>it's a Stephen makes a gay innuendo episode

>it's a Bill sits next to Alan episode
2qt

>it's an everyone on the panel considers themselves the superior dinner guest episode

>it's a Ross Noble episode

Best

>its a sandy toksvig is the new host episode

>it is another guest triggering the trap on purpose
>it is another guest shitting on themselves episode

N series looks good so far

Fry will NEVER be replaced, but she is not as bad as I thought.

Jo Brand should have hosted

more like shoud have FASTED

fry was such a cool guy when he was with hugh laurie why did he have to start making boring old man shit like qi?

>Jo Brand should have hosted
MUUUUUUUUUUUH HUSBAND MUHHUSBANDMUHHUSBANDMUHHUSBAND AND HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MUH HUSBAND?

nah jo brand =
>muh husband
>muh fat

>tfw QI is on youtube

How am I only just finding this out

>it's a Stephen Fry's fake laugh at Jimmy Carr is exposed in the XL edit episode

>it's a depressed Fry was visibly poured into the car pushed onto the soundstage and propped up in the seat his mind begging for the sweet release of drugged oblivion episode

>it's a Stephen is so depressed he's slurring his words like Michael Barrymore episode

but he's the white blackscienceman

>it's a Stephen is visibly counting the hours episode

Even white blacksciencemen want a break now and then. Especially if they have Alan Davies's mockney burble in their right ears for six back-to-back episode records.

>it's a three comedians are all working the cockney surrealist gimmick episode

>it's an Alan reacts angrily to the notion of acquired knowledge episode

>it's a David Mitchell goes out of his way to use the word 'hotel' in a sentence so Stephen will hear his U-style dropped aitch and be impressed episode

>here'th the thing thtephen, i don' ackthually know the anthwer but i'll thay thumthin obviouth and then act a little bit perplexexthed when i get it wrong, then thay thumthing quirky orright?

i actually really like alan davies

Link?

A man who bites the ears of vagrants is alright in my book

wut, isn't it the lower classes that drop the "h"?

At least with Sandi on they're limiting the number of female guests to only one

>Jo Brand should have hosted an meeting of Weight Watchers

>It is another David Mitchel being comically cynical about something inane episode
>It is another guest turns out to know something quite interesting episdoe

Can't remember which ep, it was a while back, I was surprised he stayed so long afterwards.

good. fucking hate him. I only watch when David Mitchell comes on

Not on that word.

heh made me giggle

>t. David Mitchell

I don't.

idris elba should host

>MY HUSBAND AND MY VAGINA LMAO

>Jo Brand should have hosted
God fucking no.

Idris Elba should host the show as James Bond.

>you share this planet with people who think david mitchell are funny

WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK HER SO BADLY

>Alan's won twice in a row

Who knew that Sandy would usher us into THE GOLDEN AGE

>it's a Lee Mack on the panel episode

hes jokes senpai

>ceiling?

I literally skip these episodes.

Journeyman's QI Drinking Game

>Stephen is baited into momentarily believing something absurd
>Alan's surname is pronounced 'Davies' as opposed to "Daviss"
>Riffing on apparently widely known stereotype of some obscure British sub-county or hamlet
>Anyone attempting any foreign accent, double points for Australia
>Bill does such a convincing pipe smoking impression that you can smell the smoke
>Double bluff: common knowledge to a misconception is determined untrue
>Unrestrained pedantry at Alan's expense
>"IS THE RIGHT ANSWER!"

Mummy

he's funny tho. he's like a super dad joker

literally do you literally skip the literal episodes, like literally?

THE GREAT DEBATE

Is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

yeah, he should have done a yank medical drama

and jeeves and woorster sucked

I don't think she looks like that any more

>It's a Nina episode

Who would ever choose Mack?

she is the worst

The audience must only laugh out of sympathy, Surely nobody finds puppets funny?

I don't care what Americans say about Amy Schumer. Nina is the most unfunny female comedian ever.

>Jo Brand should have hosted
SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY HUSBANDS.
ALSO I'M FAT.

sean lock is probably my favourite. he did a joke about a teapot once, i forget when it was but i remember being physically sick because i was laughing so much.

>Gina Yashere

me

QI PANELISTS POWER RANKING

1. Bill Bailey
2. David Mitchell
3. Rich Hall
4. Sean Lock
5. Rob Brydon
6. Sandi Toksvig
7. Clive Anderson


55. Jimmy Carr

9001. Phil Jupitus

9000000001. Jo Brand

900000000003. That puppet lady

jimmy carr is a twat and he should be shot for that laugh but he is fucking funny. surely he should be higher than sandi or rich hall.

Ross Noble is alright

he does surrealist comedy really well, no half measures

you mean his writers are really funny

Where's Jezza?

>Jimmy Carr
>55
Nigger he is easily best. Probably gave the best zinger i have heard in a while

Was it the rhubarb triangle one?

Why do bill and phil always have pipes?

No it was the "Your wife was supposed to keep that a secret"

>it's a fat cow whose name I cant remember talks about her husband episode

>yfw half the time they don't actually have a pipe but use their pens so convincingly you think they always have a pipe

Which one was that?

when was the last time Russel Brande was on

Cant remember which episode but someone who was making a really funny rant about how he is so ugly that people have to turn off the light to have sex with him. So he gave a weak and nervous laugh and replied that.

HIGNFY has gotten really bad too. It seems like their guests for the past 3-4 years have all been terrible apart from Clarkson here and there. The Shatner episode was probably the last great one. The "comedians" that are guests are all terrible, they have way too many feminists and no one else has any charm at all. The show had a completely different feel 5-10 years ago. Ross Noble, Martin Clunes and Alexander Armstrong are on once in a while, but their hearts aren't in it anymore. The old hilarious former politicians like Brandreth make appearances but no longer say controversial things. All the jokes devolve into:

>lolAmerica
>lolGuns in America
>lolTrump
>lolBrexit

the current year man might as well host the show

That's like a "your mom" joke

youtube.com/watch?v=1Vgx1kRgOD0

17:35

Carrot in A Box. One of my favourite panel show bits

Yea but it was done really well.

Mah nigga.

>It's a Johnny Vegas tries out out-Noble Noble and fails episode

>It's a female comedian doesn't understand Ian is taking the piss out of her episode

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Dream Panel?

Rich Hall for snark
David Mitchell for rants
Noble for Noble

youtube.com/watch?v=n6RbPKqQpA0
How could anyone not love him

put bill burr in there and you may have it

David Mitchell, Sean Lock and (as I can't believe he hasn't been on yet) Bob Mortimer please.

there have been guests who have drove him way more crazy than that. Hell, last episode Sue nearly blew her own head off, I wouldn't have had half the patience she did in that situation.

youtube.com/watch?v=qHVNQCCizPA

It starts at 4:20 and goes pretty much the entire episode. The guest didn't know Norway from Denmark

nty

add sean lock and maybe greg davies and you're good

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not available my country

Rhod and Lee both seem to love needling people though, always makes me laugh.

>host is female
>still have to have unfunny female guest every episode
For fuck sake. I thought at least one benefit of having Sandy Talkshit would be that at least they don't rotate between Jo Brand, Sara Pascoe, Ronni Ancona and Holly Walsh.

>Bill does such a convincing pipe smoking impression that you can smell the smoke

fucking kek

Gangnam style?