OFFICIAL UFC 211: MIOCIC VS. DOS SANTOS 2 THREAD #5 FUCK DAVID BRANCH EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am GMT

5 Round Heavyweight Title Fight:
Stipe Miocic(c) (16-2-0) vs. Junior dos Santos (18-4-0)

5 Round Women's Strawweight Title Fight:
Joanna Jędrzejczyk(c) (13-0-0) vs. Jéssica Andrade (16-5-0)

Welterweight
Demian Maia (24-6-0) vs. Jorge Masvidal (32-11-0)

Featherweight
Frankie Edgar (21-5-1) vs. Yair Rodriguez (10-1-0)

Middleweight
Dave Branch (20-3-0) vs. Krzysztof Jotko (19-1-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am GMT

Lightweight
Eddie Alvarez vs. Dustin Poirier is ruled a No Contest(''''''''Accidental''''''''' fowl)

Featherweight
Jason Knight def. Chas Skelly via rd 3 TKO

Heavyweight
Chase Sherman def. Rashad Coulter via rd 2 HEEEM

Lightweight
James Vick def. Polo Reyes via rd 1 TKO


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:30pm ET / 3:30pm PT / 11:30pm GMT

Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def. Jessica Aguilar via unanimous decision(30-27)

Featherweight
Enrique Barzola def. Gabriel Benitez via unanimous decision(29-28)

Light Heavyweight
Gadzhimurad Antigulov def. Joachim Christensen via rd 1 Submission (RNC)

After seeing the confirmed card, did you guys honestly expect this fight to be all that good?

HEY !!!!!!!

DO NOT BOO THIS MANS THREAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yair heems Frankie

check em

>coral springs

No. But fuck, after seeing the whole card I expected this fight to be halfway decent.

ffs I should have just watched Samurai Jack what a waste

SUPER DRAGON

these goofs aren't hungry

Branch has always been boring

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WE PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LINE WHEN WE POST HERE

Jotko is fucking shit.

FUCK THIS FIGHT. THESE GUYS SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED

2d faggots OUT

lets just hug it out my nigga

BOTH OF THESE GOOFS SHOULD BE CUT

mma is a joke

jotko grabbing the guys dick??

I miss Rothwell in the HW division desu

WHO DUSTIN "THIS IS STILL MY BOY" POIRIER HERE?

DONT BOO THIS MAN

cold shower fight here

BOO THESE MEN

>poirier v. alvarez was snubbed for the main card over Jotko v. branch

fuck this

HEY!
DON'T BOO THIS MAN

based texans booing these pay per view faggots

based ref not letting them get away with it

>ANIK CALLING OUT THE FANS

WHAT A FAGGOT

both bums

>people actually bought into the jotko meme

lmao

this semem slurping sport aint for me

Is this fight really shitty or did we get massively spoiled in the prelims?

I NEED A WEBM OF THIS
HE WAS FULL GRABBING HIS BALLS/ASS

This ref is my kind of shitty.

>retarded americans booing this fight
not surprised

Both of these guys are hot trash

You just know that dork is lurking right now. All alone in his underwear.

I'm fucking stupid for picking eurofags and asians all the time

branch

it's really shitty

Amazing fight really driving the hype I had built up for this card home.
Decided not to watch Samurai Jack because of how hype prelims were, thought I'd stay into UFC mode and these two guys come along ffs

they do that on purpose, attract people to the undercard and maybe they'll buy the ppv

I knew the Prelims were too fucking good tonight

Expect a shit fest for the rest of the card

No it's shitty by any standards.

THIS FIGHT FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

boo~

is that sopa in the monkey's head?

The ref is carrying this fight

he got banned didnt he? how long?

UNLEASH THE LIONS

Weidman should have been fighting Branch 2bf

regular semen slurping is your sport

Dude, I love Jotko but this fight is lame

>muh explosive black fighter
>gassed 2 minutes into the first round
>watching

it's marketing you dunce

kek

HEY DO NOT BOO THESE MEN

>Already goofed

This is so annoying because this is literally the most "who?" fight on the card
All of the other are so much more consequential. This is shit

How much of a fight do you need to see before you know it's not gonna end in a heem? A round? A minute?

cut them both Dana!!!

I'd assume 30 days.

Can they both lose?

GOOD NEWS

The fight is over. Which means the rest of the card will be bretty fucking good

Tfw johns comes out to Bob Dylan visions of joana

jotko sucks. complaining after literally 1 seconds on the fence

i'm not exactly sure what that means but word

>all the rankbabbies on the /heem/ picks image who are about to get GOOF'D
literally like 90% of the thread picked jotko LEL

am I watching MMA or a Roman Reigns match?

Uhhhh this semen slurping sport isn't for me :/

DONT BOO

Jotko was the better fighter but he did fucking nothing. Why

>all those boos

>David Branch wonders why he was released
>Jotko is a do nothing faggot
At least we got this one out of the way.

SPICY FIGHTS INBOUND

They should use a different goof marker for people who only got this fight wrong, because this fight shouldn't even have been on the card.

this ref looks like lorenzo

HEY YALL DONT BOO THESE MEN !!!!!

A shit contest made even more shit by being right after a whole undercard of crazy wars.

HEY DO NOT BOO THESE MEN

THESE ARE STILL MY BOYS!

Is there no hennoken stream anymore? Wtf

Also I was rooting for Jotko but he deserves to lose

did they fucc!?

so branch, right?

That was boring. Why didn't either of them hit their finishers?

Unironically a draw.

It really depends, but usually a minute is enough. Sometimes you can see the gameplan from the opening seconds and the only solace you have is MAYBE the fighters will listen to their corners AND have a heem-centric gameplan.

That was fucking awful

He's a European kickboxer who decided to cagestall and American wrestler.

fug im getting goofd in the first fight

>people booing this fight

I'm fucking sorry they're aren't bleeding and giving each other CTE in the process and more focused on skill

It's either a pasta, or some guy keeps ordering pineapple pizza and getting stood up by his friends every fight night.

really wonder who won that one

....so this is what Poland has to offer..

I SHOULD NOT BE GOOFED FOR THAT FIGHT

PLEASE PICKBRO IT'S NOT FAIR EVERY OTHER FIGHT MEANS SOMETHING IT'S NOT RIGHT I GET COUNTED OUT ALREADY FOR THAT BOLLOCKS

PLEASE

it was part of the sale

based audience

29-28 branch

This is a case of a BJJ blackbelt who has no wrestling getting dominated by a BJJ purple with HS level wrestling

Do you guys who train/lift get hemorrhoids? I have one the size of a walnut. Anything to do besides Prep H?

How the fuck do either of these guys belong in the top 10? Is MW that JUSTed?

Need a robbery for Jotko