Official /turnleft/ Go Bowling 400 @ Kansas Speedway Race Thread #2

RIP Almirola

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is Aric dead ?!?!?!

Hello Wall I must hit you at least twice a race

>tfw wike up from nap and have a headache

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>mile and a halfs are good

You shouldn't be on your cell phone right now, Aric

Why the hell are they racing on saturday? I thought this was the xfinity series so I didn't caught it until now

Because pretty much all night races are on saturdays

Mother's Day

le 77 man cant stop spinning

Really? I mean, you have football on christmas and new year

Dubs confirm this is true thread

>two "official" threads

get your shit together turn left

sincerely, todays IndyCar thread OP

Pit Stop time boys

We got the idea from "duel in memetroit"

Dumb fucks don't know to go to the first thread created

We do? I thought Thanksgiving was the football holiday

Nascar is a family sport

They do race on Father's Day (it's traditionally in Michigan)

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I guess you could say that Aric didn't back away from the opposition.

Oh fuck the helicopter, las 3 times i've seen the helicopter the drivers died

airlift on its way to the track

Sure hope Richard Petty Motorsports has a health plan, because Almirola is going to be using his deductible tonight

The way he landed was violent as hell. That kinda compression is scary.

hows june bug doin

KING GONNA COME OUTTA RETIREMENT AND SHOW THESE KIDDOS

guys

update from the ER

Aric Almorola has a broken back, can feel extremities

may possibly be sitting out the rest of the season

Remember when Benny Parsons said he'd give 100 dollars of his own money to every crew member over the wall if someone accomplished a sub 12 second stop

>11.3 second stop

11.3 pit stop for Blaney and the Wood brothers.

This is too good to be true.

About to cause a caution by staying out

>Trevor Bayne
It's time to get rid of this old man, he's going senile

He'll be lucky if he does't have to be sitting for the rest of his life

21 gonna win again

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Fuck that. Larry Mac called him Dave earler. At least it was recent that Bayne was jn that car

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Yep
>NBC & TNT analyst Benny Parsons' "BP Challenge" is a standing offer for pit crews. He will pay $100 to each of the seven members of any pit crew that completes a full pit stop in under 13-seconds. At each race during the season, Parsons always has seven, crisp one hundred dollar bills in case a team successfully completes the "BP Challenge." So far this season, Parsons has paid two teams, Bobby Hamilton’s #55 team and Jeremy Mayfield’s #19 team. Mayfield and his car owner, Ray Evernham matched Parson’s $700 for a total of $2,100 or $300 to each man.

>this happened in 2002
Where did the time go...

Jeremy Clements is on the shortlist to fill in for Almorola

Alex Bowman is signed with JR Motorsports tho

Stop trying to make a thread war retard you did this in the other thread too

Fuck off with this now.

Just stay in this thread
it has more ips

thata boy junior

Looks like new tires are great those first few laps, but after that it kinda levels off

this shit fucking sucks

F1 is way better

It's okay, we're going to a real race track next time

Kryle is cryin right now

the thread we are in now is the official 2nd thread you autist

ok so why didnt ford help RPM?

Is watching mercedes rape the entire field every race really that interesting?

That's pretty disrespectful
Aric is dying right now for our entertainment

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I would love to see Darrell Wallace in the 43. If NASCAR knows what they're doing, they will get their token black guy in the cup series as soon as possible. Good publicity.

At least it's not HAMROSVET anymore

what?

The only thing that makes F1 bearable is that its on Sunday morning when I am having a coffee and a smoke and halfway paying attention.

If it competed head to head with NASCAR it wouldnt get any rating at all

Wallace Jr actually makes sense here because Ford.

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OP of that thread here.
Quit being a faggot. This thread wins.

What emotion is he trying to convey here?

Guy is trash, he can't even perform in the xfinity series

Ironically the US GP is late afternoon and usually goes head to head with NASCAR AAAAND NFL football

...and usually loses, hahah

Let's not get crazy

Does Mike Joy get off on telling us useless trivia?

he's thinking about that delicious Smithfield bacon

JGR*winslol

>implying anyone watches NASCAR outside of the U.S.

F1 gets pretty good ratings worldwide.

>A mercedes driver isn't currently leading the championship
>HURR MERCEDES WINS LOL

As opposed to turning on NASCAR and watching Busch/Harvick/Logano win every single race?

Already photos up?

>cut it out, fartknocker. my back like, hurts and stuff.

Nice try. Bubba is consistently one of the highest finishing Busch series regulars. He's going to finish 6th every week and win the championship.

>Busch/Harvick/Logano win every single race
lol

Any updates on Almirola?

Ferrari has won 2 of the first 4. One of the losses was because a lap car got in the way.

It's the Xfinity Series, dumbass.

He's finished 7th and 11th in points in a series where there are only like 15 full time drivers

He's trash

Fuck Truex

coroner is en route to the autopsy

Rolling for winner.

>le joy

fuck lajoie

hell be fine

fuck this race now

There's your Lajoie caution

back hurt no move

>The shanty of BK Racing

Hey Corey, you're only supposed to bring out 1 caution per race.

inb4 Truex penalty

>best career night
>running 23rd

come on man

why don't these scrubs stop crashing?

this track isn't even that bad tbqh

If an F1 team decided to make a NASCAR team, they'd fucking dominate

BKS only fucking purpose is to be rolling chicanes and create cautions. Nascar should let start and parking happen again in cup so they can just fuck off in 10 laps

I'ts another truex looses a race in the pits episode

>NASCAR's crop of young superstars are all chokers
>Truex has had like 20 races in his career he could've easily won but got taken out by circumstances

Who will win?!

>working overtime
SHITWAITNOOOOOOOOO

kick a man while he's down

>got these today...in two weeks Bubba makes first career start
>they had almirola but didnt buy it.

I might go back to that store tomorrow

Dont you have a race tomorrow?

so why isn't Haas dominating?

because Haas is a NASCAR team that made an F1 team

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Cause of that murderer Tony Stewart