You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerilard

You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerilard

> I can leave the house without being shot at

When I want to go to the supermarket that's five minutes away, I walk.

I can go walking without any problems

im Canadian tbh

I don't believe in Creationism, and I don't want to burn a witch.

I've gotten used to being raped by refugees

That must be nice, in a way. Where I live everything is so spread out, plus I live in a mountainous state, so driving is required.
Skinny amerilard here. 6' tall 160lbs, go birds!

>I've gotten used to being raped by refugees
/Thread

I pay 40% of my income in tax. Then another 25% tarif on all products, a 180% tarif on new cars ect.

I have all day to do what ever I want, fuck off, OP.

>I'm not a cunt

I don't live in an amusement park

I don't worship soldiers, and the soldiers in my country don't murder brown people and steal their oil, they defend our borders.

I get raped by muslims on a daily basis! Then they make me watch as they rape my wife and daughter! I love diversity!!!!

I live in a shoebox and bathe weekly.

I can just go the hospital for any ailment, and leave after being treated without being handed an invoice.

I don't lose my house and wind up living under a tarp if I get sick.

I can't stop posting about how much I hate America

I'm American and probably have protected your country..

I can just go the hospital for any ailment, and rarely have to wait more than 6 months for treatment

>they defend our borders.

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, no they don't. Holy shit Im laughin

user you’re just weak.

I don't pack a pistol around like James Bond, and neither does anyone else. I'll never get gunned down in the street. feelsgoodman

I eat my veggies - not the ones in wheelchairs

Hi

I got arrested last week for using a butterknife to cut butter

Yay! Thanks America for fucking up the entire Middle East and forcing us to clean up your fucking mess again as you laugh about it whilst hiding behind an enormous ocean.

lol, you don't even know where I live, Fatboy. Go eat a Big Mac :-D

>can go through a door without getting stuck

You're just jealous you don't have rocket powered chairs to take you to get the God's food, McDonald's chicken nuggets.

Same

>go to school
>no shooting

Healthcare is affordable.

if by "clean up" you mean "have our daughters and wives raped into oblivion", I say you're doing a pretty good job.

The true rulers of the North! May the Kalmar Union rise my brother/sister!

I've been run down, stabbed, and blown up by muslim terrorists but it's okay because it wasn't a right wing nut with a gun

But I Am An Amerifat! I can prove it! Howdy, howdy, howdy! John Wayne! Howdy!

>I didn't fuck my sister today

I focus my energy on another country's citizens because I feel bad about myself.

This is me on a fat day.

I run a bookshop because people in my country can read.

We fuck cousins here not sisters. Get it right.

I don't have iphone

I make my own fast food!!!!!

Yes that was my point. Thanks again for your excellent foreign policy.

Everytime I leave the house, or actually just any time at all, I get stung by poisonous and venemous spiders and snakes

And I can go past a mcdonalds without going in an eating something

Amerifat here. I carry a gun in one hand and a bible in the other, but it didn't do me any good. Some nut sniped me and 500 other people from blocks away because psychos can by military weapons at 7-11 in my fat, retarded country! :D

The number one name for boys in my country is Muhammed. My father's name was Adolph.

I think my flat is spacious because I can turn around without leaving

I call all my mates "Cunt"

Manlet tho

If I stub my toe I don't immediately blame the Russians.

I didn't get into debt for three generations because I bought a flat while I got paid 32 cents an hour.

i think im superior because all my women have fucked up teeth and my entire culture revolves around emulating a country that i hate

I think that socialism is kind of right wing

6'0, now keep trying to make excuses because your thighs rub against each other when you attempt a pitiful waddle.

I don't work two jobs and spend 70% of my earnings on rent. Oh, and Uni was free so I don't owe $50K for my English Lit degree.

> As of 2010 the average age of people still bothering to go to church here was 61, going up.
>BBC reported in 2017 that there are no children at over 1/4 of church congregations in my country.
>63% of people surveyed say they aren't religious.
>Churches here being sold off and turned into businesses and daycares.

>83% of Amerifats identify as Christian.

I feel entitled to free everything, and complain a lot

Wow. You must be able to haul a ton of groceries in your fanny pack.

I don't think burger and fries is gourmet cuisine.

No, no, this thread you're meant to act like you're not an American.

Nah, I'm 6'4" - 89-92kg... You must at least have thin, effeminate bones... I'm not an Amerirube

I didn't vote for a retarded celebrity to run my country. The men and women that run my country are experienced statesmen

Much kek.

Democrats aren't very American

>People starve to death in my country (better than being obese)

I don't have a chip on my shoulder about literally fucking everything.

>I'm not a god bothering, xenophobic, unintelligent racist

Trust the American not to be able to carry bags for a few minutes and be confused that regular people don't require industrial equipment to move their daily calory intake.

I don't own an ar15

I don't have to have my bedroom wall demolished to leave the house.

I voted for a porn star in my country. The men and women who run my country are sluts and rapists who drove us into bankruptcy.

Dude bro but bro dude,dude dude bro dude.

Used to be a gymnast now I'm just skellymode and it feels good.

I think footballs are round.

A much smaller percentage of our celebrities and bands go mental when they get older and either start thumping bibles or become incredibly racist/sexist/gross on camera.

Also we don't care as much when they do, and our music is better.

There's no McDonalds, Burger King or a KFC within a 10 km radius of my house.

>hiding.
>fucking up your country
How can we fuck up your great country user?
You guys ride Americas nuts because you have none of your own.
Keep making these threads

Also, our football players don't have to wear full body armour.

I have a wife, a dog and 3 children.
Over here in America, we like to get groceries for a few days.
Your fanny pack must be sweet

>I'm American and probably have protected your country..
"Protect" translation: Powerful corporation lobbys have an interest in your country's resources. They buy American politicians who control the armed American soldier slaves and send them into our country to ensure export of those resource by killing anyone and everyone indiscriminately while professing to hate our culture.

Cont.
Our footballers can kick

Can I fuck you?

Football players also don't weigh 130 kg

I know four languages. All people in my country have access to health care. I can walk down the street at night, drunk off my ass, counting a wad of bills and not get robbed. Police are actually here to help people.

They also actually use their feet 95% of the time.

kg
meters
grams
mm

What you actually mean is

"I eat seventeen bags of Doritos a day and lifting the 36 gallons of mountain dew I use to wash it down would give me a hernia"

lol, I live it when amerifats are on the telly talking about their personal relationship with Jesus. I wonder if they realize how stupid they sound

/thread

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You mean you dragged us into a pointless war to steal oil.

No, Trump's not a porn star, he fucked a porn star!

Oh shit.
Yeah thats what i meant.
You must be austrailian or british. All the queens subjects are bitter nut riders.
By the way, sweet fanny pack bro.

There's no such thing as free speech

I don't simultaneously have both an aggressive superiority and inferiority complex.

Why are you making these threads OP. I'm sure you have some American friends that you've met online that are pretty cool. What's the point hating the entirety of a country because someone called you a europoor on Sup Forums.

I was longer than 10 secs the fucking lag

>fanny pack