Be me

>be me
>28
>gf is 20
>her 19 yr old 9/10 friend is staying with us
>she hates that me and her get along apparently
>wake up 20 minutes ago
>girlfriend put this on me before she left for work
>woke up swollen and in a panic
>got it to cool down in the shower but its still way too tight.
I have called her phone like 10 times and she isn't answering calls or texts. We bought this thing a few months ago but only used it once and I could slide my cock out with the big ring. She has the smallest one on with the shortest post. She is mad because when she went to bed I stayed up in the living room talking with her friend (door open just friendly conversation) who is staying with us for a few weeks for like 10 minutes. What should I do?

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Bolt cutters dumbshit.

fuck you I am being serious. I see mofos that enjoy wearing these things post in here all the time.

2 issues with that.
one I realy dont want to use bolt cutters on my dick.
two I will have to deal with her bs for removing it. She is crazy and pregnant with my kid (dont think I said that in first post)

I hope it splits in half and pinches the fuck out of you like those tend to eventually do.

this is a nightmare. I am literally sitting here with a bag of ice on it to make it go down. This is a small cage and I am 8 inches hard and like 3 soft. the box says 2.5 inch length.. she covered me in some kin of lotion or oil to get it on.

Well its gonna cut off circulation to your balls too so have fun!

get a lockpicking set dumbdumb

Fuck off and die, faggot.

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you use the bolt cutters on the lock not your penis

1 - Go the the ER they'll know what to safely do, file a complain for sexual assault, divorce, get all the money and the custody of the baby cause she's litterally insane.
2 - ???
3 - enjoy

> 8 inches hard ya sure

/thread

she will flip

Bruh you gotta get that off or lose your dick the ring is way to small.

You sir are living the dream. I am jealous

If you really are such a manlet, you deserve this...

Timestamp or OP is a cum guzzling faggot.

Imagine being this mad and upset over a post on Sup Forums.

That's what you get for using one of those cuck cages you dick diddling fag fucker

This

If this is true i would legit call the police and emergency services.

If your bitch is this fucking crazy it needs to be on a official record because trust me this is the kind of cunt who will hurt herself and claim you hit her later down the line. Take the embarrassment now then getting fucked over later

How do you even have a girlfriend dump her asap bolt cutters asap those damage the nerves in your penis I can tell by looking at your dick

this 100% this
for the love of got OP don't goof out on this shit
if you're legit do this
if not good troll

This

Pathetic

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I would drop some of those excess pounds and shave yourself...other than that I don't think anyone gives a shit.

How the fuck did she manage to put that thing on your dick without you waking up? Were you hammered? One of the most instinctive stimuli to wake a man up is by feeling his junk, short of touching his eyeballs.

I'm calling bullshit and this is a LARP thread. No way could she manage to put that on you without you waking up. And what the fuck are you doing with that contraption in your house anyhow? If you're not LARPing, you deserve your situation for being a cuck.

This post is a work of fiction, inspired by OPs sexual fantasy. I also have a chastity fetish and have owned a CB6000 and also a similarly shaped metal cage from DHgate. Both were very easily escapable by simply pushing the cage down and pulling my penis back.

Most cages are an absolute joke. 99% of them are extremely irritating on the skin, while also being easily escapable. The only ways to prevent easy escape is to have a metal cage with either a prince albert piercing, or a very high priced made-to-order cage. (these can cost upwards of USD500).