Show me your best bait Sup Forums

Show me your best bait Sup Forums

No

Your mom.

Hillary should be president because sge won thr popular vote.

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Well? Would you?

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my wife loves it

Trump is literally the best president in the history of the United States.

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Best bait:

Patriots are cheaters who deserved to lose

Please don't bait people, it makes people uncomftable and hurts them

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Stop fucking up my safespace

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The thread where nobody gets a single you. Great thread.

Naw fam. this thread trash

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Why is Caturday always on Saturday?

What's a meme?

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Is posting a meme the same as being a sheep? If not, explain the difference please

All liberals should be gutted while their families are slowly strangled to death in front of them.

Is free market capitalism a religion?

Is flat earth actually spherical?

Why did God lie to us?

#BlackEmpowerment

Will black people become white when they evolve?

Allah akbar!

I think pineapple on pizza is the best thing ever

We approve of this message

Porn is bad for your teeth

You got to give Cancer credit, it did great work on Steve Jobs

Cats suck, but not as much as dogs

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You guys are no good at this

Are newfags the the oldfags girlfriends? How does that work?

NO!

Ha, got one, took like over 9000 baits though

Awwwe look at little Timothy, being a big edgy boy, using the computer on his own for the first time.
Careful now, go check the Kid Cuisine you were heating in the microwave. It might burn.
You dont wanna get mum upset, especially after you convinced her you're old enough to use the microwave on your own.

I'm really just still here hoping someone will give me credit for that Steve Jobs one, but clearly nobody appreaciates my genius anymore. But thanks for the attention anyway

tl;dr

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man!

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Star Wars and Star Trek are the same thing.