Xavi.
Edition.
/brit/
Nothing left to do.
Xavi is a footballer
sophie
amazing how people forget that Theresa May supported Remain during the referendum
Nothing right to do.
ever since The president came out I've been wondering if The aunt may do similar
I'd very much like to fuck you
...swipe down...
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me on the right, you on the left
Been trying to shag this girl in my circle of friends from uni for the last year
Got one last chance before she leaves and we both graduate
a love owayses n a lov drogs
You sluts will post in any old thread, won't you?
amazing to think even if labour shored up all of the SNP and Lib dem seats they still wouldn't have enough. it literally all depends on English labour appealing to the middle england blue constituencies
corbyn will never be prime minister, due to age if nothing else
picture of the first lady of france
muslim banter
PUA master here
you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
Lel
I'm sorry but was this the last GE ever? Oh right no it wasn't, there will be hundreds more. Jezza only has to wait 5 years and he will be PM. Does not winning in 2017 mean you can't win in 2022? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. If it wasn't for so called "lefty" Scotland voting in the Tories, Jezza would be PM this very moment
Labour have a clear path to an overall majority. Places like Calder Valley, Norwich North and Aberconwy have now gone from stretch targets to ultra-marginals. Labour only need a 3.5% swing across 61 seats and it's Prime Minister Corbyn
The last time I tricked out I brought four hoes to my place
They call me Gucci Mane Picasso cause I painted they face
hello Lads how was The election
Boring as fuck compared to yours.
Religious people are weird.
kinda gay dechu
ruined GET
anime
Best part of Corbyn winning was shutting up the Blairites. Next Target is May.
good lad claiming it for /brit/
find it amazing how music that sounds like it came from completely different eras was released relatively close together
for example, kate bush's wuthering heights was released only 8 years after the beatles released Let It Be. for context, Katy Perry's 'I kissed a Girl' is 9 years old this year.
Rangers fans now control Britain
hate myself
love drinking by myself
'nime
any lads here left the house today? was tempted but the sun went in
The weekend:
Bathe
Do dishes
Play Civ 4 (Realism Invictus) for 36 hours
OwO what is this
post more sex anim
doxxed
Horny lads commenting on your hot naked pics?
... swipe down is freedom ...
youtube.com
>next 100 posts are going to be replying to a silly gay jap
hate get threads
like they did in canterbury
looking for an aesthetic documentary about the troubles with footage by an journalist embedded with a militia and long rolling shots of the irish countryside set to alien sicario-like music
does such a thing exist?
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been up since 10pm
feeling sleepy
drop me a pm mate
reddit.com/u/dormers
strongly considering another wank
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
Do you have a lot of frens?
nonce
haven't left my bed yet desu
end of my willy did a tingle
the wife that bitcoin built
that gay brit with kitty is so cute and arousing :333
nonce
Are there any good english war songs?
Looking for something like this
youtu.be
>posting in r/Hanoi
is dormers the Vietnam poster?
have literally wanked to hundreds of GDP and mompov videos
Reddit wankers should be killed
my lil niggas with the shits dont play around
NONCE
DO NOT OPEN THIS
JANNY, HELP
fuck the Lib Dems
I have 3. Used to have about 30.
I think the trick is to be friends with everyone you meet until you know them well, then cut out the arseholes until you have 3-4 good mates who are honest and whose company you enjoy. It's hard to be nice when making lots of friends, then ruthless as you cut them out of your life, but it's the only way to have a good little group of mates without knobheads bothering you.
Bit awkward when I run into one of the runts I disowned in public though. I live in a relatively small city.
Feel as though I've barely mentally matured since I was 13
could heem anyone that voted for the Yorkshire psrty
>tfw no gf to go driving with
Give it time mate, two years isn't enough time to really grow as a person.
Unironically voted lib dem. If there's a reelection I will vote Labour for tactical purposes.
yes
touched myself. ._.
There was a Yorkshire party? I didn't read the card, I just saw UKIP and instinctively crossed that box.
The girl in that webm isn't the guy's gf; she's a prossie. Every single webm he has ever posted is either them in his car or in a hotel room. Also he gets extremely hostile the moment anyone points out that she's blatantly a prossie.
hot
pics?
Rising storm 2: Vietnam
shouldn't her eyes be on the road?
>I didn't read the card, I just saw UKIP and instinctively crossed that box.
Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 999
Simple as
>accidentally make eye contact with a girl as I'm getting on a train
>as I instantly look away I notice her look away so quickly I'm surprised she didn't get whiplash on the spot
>think in a mock girl voice, "Like, eww, he's not Chad!"
>see a really Chad looking guy getting on as well
>think in a mocking and really deep voice, "Hey Stacey, get over here you dumb bitch!" and the girl squealing in delight
This is basically my internal thought process 24/7. And then I bought chocolate and carb filled sandwiches at Tesco on the way home and saw lots of Staceys there as well which was tortuous. How am I supposed to compete with outgoing, loud, boorish Chads with better faces than me? Deadlifting over 5 plate did little.
Touched myself because Romaian twink with kitty aroused me ...
will SMASH you on hill 937 you little PONCE
tories out
refugees in
good post
...
cat
really cannot empathise with finding bloke's arses attractive
sorry no pics cuz I'm sitting in track suit and sweater - that isnt hot
why does labour love refugees so much
>Touched myself because Romaian twink with kitty aroused me ...
keep very nearly sneezing but losing it right at the last millisecond
now I just have a runny nose and nothing to show for it
You'd think he would stop making threads on /gif/ about her but he's addicted to (You)s
Samefag or leftypol?
I'll guess leftypol.
feet?
and who's that guy? where does he post them?
h o t
I disagree, show me
yeah let me just whip one up for you right now mate
fuck off