ITT: We improve sports

ITT: We improve sports

>Soccer
>Remove the goalie

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>Hockey
Replace puck with tennis ball
Allow fights against fans

You mean move the penalty spot back to 18 yards

>futbol

Make goals outside the penalty box worth 2 points

Remove the away goal advantage.

VAR implementation

Diving is automatic 6 game suspension

Managers should be allowed to duke it out but only if the loser leaves the pitch

No more than 3 non nationals per club team

Messi and ronaldo have to fight MMA style. The loser leaves footy forever

Camera technology. It's awkward as fuck when the commentator can clearly see a goal onside but the refs can't and they're just like "we'll yeah that should have been a goal but oh well"

>baseball
>remove the bats
>remove the balls
>remove the bases
>just fucking end it

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Remove niggers from every sport.
They can keep basketball, it's not really a sport anyhow.

>Remove the goalie
No way, why would you remove awesome saves?
>Make goals outside the penalty box worth 2 points
So you would recompense lucky shots or teams that have no way to brake a defense so try outside shots over teams that enter the area dribbling and passing making great plays?
>Managers should be allowed to duke it out but only if the loser leaves the pitch
sorry, I don´t understand what this means
>No more than 3 non nationals per club team
I am ok with this but european teams would freak out

Just have the World Cup and important CL games end in sudden death, not a fucking shoot out. That's brutal

>sudden death
Tried it and it was shit.

he meant the teams head coaches can fight and the winner of the fight would determine the outcome of the game.

like medieval honor combat.

UFC
in the 5th round fighters should be blindfolded given baseball bats

thanks for the explanation

>Allow fights against fans


fucking this

they tried it in an extremely gay way. and the game would still end in a shootout if tied.

I'm talking keep everything the same until the 120th minute. From then on next goal wins or everyone dies on their feet

bring back sudden death and remove a player every 5 minutes until someone scores, or decrease pitch to half size and make it 7v7

In the 70's a Flyers fan hit Blues coach Al Arbour in the head with a full beer can and the Blues players went up in the crowd and starting fucking people up. Bobby Plager snapped someones wrist with a slash. A lot of the Blues players got arrested after the game and we still get fucked over by the refs when we play in Philly to this day.

I need to tell this story more on here, fuck. It's like my best sports story.

haha damn that sounds fucking awesome

how is this story not more well known? holy shit

the sudden death or golden goal consisted in whoever scored in the extra time won the game. If they reached the 120min you had the penalty shoot out because players usually get wasted and can not perform in an acceptable level.
if you decrease the pitch and reduce the number of players you are playing another kind of football game (football 7, football 5, futsal, etc.). Kind of like rugby and rugby 7

Soccer
remove penalties, add shootouts

we already try that (here was called shot goal) and some variation of card (a blue for 5 minutes off the pitch)...we get further proof that our local players sucked.

i know i'd rather see the game end because one team is more tired than on a glorified practice drill/exhibition stunt. That has it's place but in the regular season and even less important championships, but not the biggest one. Everything should come into play even if it finally comes down to which team has the most athleticism and endurance.

multiball
remove offsides
stop the clock when the ball is out
draft picks
salary cap
cheerleaders

Removing offside would make the sport completely different, for the worse

Remove the ball

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>soccer
>establish committee that reviews dives and hands out match bans and fines for players found to have conned the ref
>three match ban for first infraction, five match ban for second, seven for third, etc.
>if player's team scored as a result of the dive, they forfeit whatever points they earned for that match

It is well known i think boston even did it

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>F1
>remove spoilers

>cheerleaders

Yea its called fans.

OK. but this one is legit for soccer: add a wall so the ball doesn't go over the line and pause the game every 5 seconds.

RIP Referee

Why are Americans so obsessed with "diving"? It doesn't happen that often 2bh

Instead of penalty shoot-outs, soccer should resolve draws with a kissing competition. Two players from each team starts kissing each other and the performance is reviewed by a reputable local homosexual.

>draft picks
>salary cap

fuck off commie

hahahahahha something that made me laugh on Sup Forums after a long time

Good post

Off yourself, leaf

burst out a kek at this

pretty good suggestion tbdesu

Football
no exta time
penaltis shot by all 10 players
penalties in game have to be shot by the one that recieved the foull
5 changes

>Remove soccer

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>Sup Forums
>remove American Sports

>remove offside
>encourage glorious hoofball

Finally the brits can play football the way it's supposed to be played

>football
>remove shoes

I wanna see those feets

If a player touch the ball with his hand in his surface, who shot should shot the penalty ?

The same player who touched the ball with the hand against his own goallie, obviously.

Holy shit

And if he miss he receive a 6 month ban

>Baseball
>Make it so you have to actually be an athlete to compete at the top level

>NFL
>See baseball

>soccer
>you are only allowed to touch the ball with your feet (not head, not chest, not back, not ass, not shoulders and ofc- not arms!)

>NFL
>introduce hooliganism

>No more than 3 non nationals per club team
Implementing this is literally illegal.

>every 5 seconds.
confirmed for never watching

>hooligans wearing an armour to fight so they don't get harmed

>football
>time travel back to 1892
>make sure Everton pay their rent

>soccer
>top 3 teams must give the 3 newly promoted teams the right to take any one player from them

>refs use the fucking cameras
>diving is instant red card

>5 second rule for timeouts and GK kick-offs
>no passing the ball back to your own half
>strict, rigid zero complaint policy
>excessive fines to floppers
>for overtimes, bring back the golden goal, both teams play with 5 players instead of 10
>5 fouls and a player is tossed out

>2017
>playing with one ball

>Sup Forums
>Remove Canadians

>timeouts

*outs

hahahaha

>nfl
>have everyone naked instead

cycling:
>Accept doping.
>5 riders per race max, no more 9 or 8.
>Half of grand tour stages need to be max. 150km.
>2nd Class-Tier teams (pro continental) get a 3 or 5 minute lead in classics.
>2nd or 3rd stage in grand tour need to be big mountain finish. But only once in every 4 or 5 grand tours.
>Life-long ban if you do a "Cavendish" during sprinting.
>Each WT-team has to recruit 3 neo-profs each year
>Max of 21 riders on each team.

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>baseball
allow one or two prayers to take PEDs
>football
Allow linemen to use karate

>no earpieces
>no watt or bpm meters

it does

>handegg

Remove commercial breaks.

>Reddit-american tier reply
>all these replies

Sup Forums is truly dead

But then no one would watch the Super Bowl

I've seen it before, it's a new form of bait

merge all forms of football/soccer/rugby/etc back into one sport called football combining rules from each

merge baseball and cricket

>Handegg
>Remove all the ads

>muh boreball

See Typical dumbcunt leaf

>sawker
>quit playing it

fixed

>nascar
>stop

theres no fixing it

The last one that kicked the ball

Kek

>soccer
>home team is allowed to place two land mines anywhere on the field, but visiting team is allowed to pick which side of the field they defend

RIP european leagues

Make a separate olympics where every athlete can take as many performance enhancing drugs as they can

where is her bellybutton

Nice selfie

Apart from stopping the clock your ideas are dreadful.

>apehoop
>no timeout

That's not even a sexy pic, if that's what you were going for

First 4 are legit great suggestions that would improve the game without fucking with the tradition

>football
>no fouls
>ball is a bowling ball

>any sports
>accept doping

They all take all kind of shit anyway. Why make differences and say so this substance is allowed and this one isn't

>baseball

allow tackling

cycling
>accept doping
yes
>5 rider max
no
>half of GT Stages max 150km
ok i guess
>2nd class tier meme teams get advantage
no u fucking commie
>2nd stage in every GT must be mountain finish
yes pls
>lifelong ban for shit that just happens
no
>each WT-team has to recruit 3 neo profs each year
communist piece of shit
>max of 21 riders on each team
why do we need a maximum anyway


also

>worldwide available coverage for all races but with good commentary
>stop giving WC's to meme countries like Qatar
>instead organize some WT races in Africa
>better organised motards
>better camerawork for every spanish race ever
>accept bribing during the race is part of life in cycling
>accept that all past grand champions were doped
>accept that all current grand champions are doped too in one way or another