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I like burzum
Who is similar

celeste is good

Love em

Deafheaven, Myrkur, Arghoslent...

I recommend Deafheaven - Sunbather

>like bathory
>get called a poseur

Black veil brides and Andy Biersack

BVB is unironically good now.

I mean their recent material


it's nothing special but it works

damn that nigga woke

>Sup Forums is still here

Holy shit is that pic real

I can't believe you did this.

Finally someone who gets it

we /nostalgia/ now
BLACKEN THE CURSED SUN
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE

please stop memeing them, they're good boys

where do I go from here?

...

>g-guys can I be /ourgirl/ now?
>pretty please?

Sup Forumseddit

Mentors

its one thing when they is some faggot everyone makes fun of, but then he uploads this ironic meme pictures. and it takes a lot of the fun out of it.

Massive Appendage

What do you guys think of Alice Cooper?

This kills the numale and the art hoe

look at all those floofy glam groupies

youtube.com/watch?v=go_Oe6XbDTc

He responded to /fit/ at one point

First wave is undoubtedly for trve males

breddy gud
but does it terminate the thot?

>God Tier
Black Metal
>Great Tier
Thrash Metal, Death Metal
>Good Tier
Traditional Metal, Doom Metal
>Ok Tier
Power Metal, Progressive Metal
>Shit Tier
Stoner Metal, Nu-Metal

Forgot to add sludge in shit tier

ugh fine amalie

lose the hair extensions first

Put
>Elder God Tier
1st wave Black Metal

>Yay!!!! I'm in the boys' club now! the other girls who picked on me at the model agency are gonna be sooo jealous!
what then?

>tfw

I want to fuck and choke an art hoe while Satanic Lust and Ready to Fuck plays.

only when you stop making fucking awful metal

>I want to fuck an art hoe

Now she can shine Kats boots.

Only if you youtube.com/watch?v=BhAoSY5toRg

easy now
she makes NSBM and stuff
she's doing her best okay?

correct answer

>she makes NSBM and stuff
that sounds like the opposite of doing your best, and M is one of the most bizarre messes i've ever heard

>Not Desecration of Virgin and Deathrash as well
>Not making her burned and died because she was a false who entryed

>kat is selling used stockings again

In the days of darkness man feared not the sword or the lance. Nor did he fear the beast of fire. He feared... THE AXEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN

HE IS COMING

Stop this bathory is good meme. They're trash. they were the neutral milk hotel of metal

>woahhhh le obscure mysterious outsider man living in the woods

The axeman is coming?

Burzum is the NMH of metal

See

this might be the weakest bait I've ever seen in all the time i've wasted here

>M is one of the most bizarre messes i've ever heard
If you thought that was bad, the new album is even worse

I haven't listened to it yet and I'm not sure I want to.

>Myrkur

>stop this Bathory is good meme

and yet you still replied
good job retard

>me looking for good riffs in Myrkur's music

>Bathory is good!

I liked the pictures from your recent photoshoot!

Her music isn't good but the idea of a likeable gurl who hates muslims and americans is why she's popular. It's exactly the same with Darkthrone and Fenriz really.

No, Darkthrone is pretty good, and Fenriz is a fun guy, not a weirdo fashion model who dresses up as a woodland fairy to scam tourists.

>Baby numale can't handle scummy guitar riffs, powerful drumming, and Satanic lyrics about destruction and rape sung via Quorthon's demonic croak
youtube.com/watch?v=h-d3YRvYPY0

>he unironically thinks bathory isnt exactly the effeminate, angsty, pseudo macho shit that panders to numales

>and Fenriz is a fun guy
exactly.

>black "people"

didn't you say jesus was comingwascomingwascoming

this

Quorthon sounds EXACTLY like Kurt Cobain.

Batlord > Bathory
their singer has a deep masculine crooner voice

>smug anime/cartoon poster doesnt understand what is the difference between genuine "macho" shit and numale whining disguised as something tough

>nu-"males"

>he listens to metal

>the idea of a likeable gurl who hates muslims and americans is why she's popular
No, she's popular because of a big marketing push by Relapse Records.
If she started out like any literally who bandcamp artist she wouldn't be anywhere as popular as she is now.

I actually kind of want to know how Quorthon is a numale though. Is it because the "WE WUZ VIKANGZ" shit from Hammerheart onwards?

t. whiteboi numale

whoa user youre a big guy

IIIII'VVVEEE HHHAAAAIILLLLEEEDD MMAAARRRYYYY
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
AND YOOOUUU'VVEEE FAAAIIILLLLLEEEDDD MAAAARRRYYY
YOOOU'VVEEE RAPED MARRRRRYYYY
OOVER AND OVER
AGAAAAINNNN

caller is an honorary aryan

hes a bitch. muh spooky mysterious kvlt band that nobody knew who they were. muh living in the woods and being obscure. he was a bitch trying to look macho and mysterious.

MY BONES ARE DECAYED
MY FLESH IT DOTH ROT
I'M LYING IN SILK
TAKE THE LID OFF THIS BOX

Wait a minute was Chuck really gay?

DISPOSED OF HIS RELATIVES ONE BY ONE
CONVULSIVE TWITCH, MORBID HOMICIDE
INCREASE OF THE DREADFUL PHOBIA
PARENTAL SLAUGHTER, INFANTICIDE
PPAAARRRRIIICCCIIIDDDEEEE

CITY IS GUILTY
CRIME IS LIFE
SENTENCE IS DEATH
DARKNESS DESCENDS

yes he contracted hiv through homosexual intercourse and died in 2001 of complications from aids

>me looking for anything good in Myrkur's music

HAYYY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD EEATEEEEEEERRRRRRR

Thoughts?

well bitch

its kind of meh.

I SAID HAAAAAY

eh

Is it true that Kat is a bedwetter?

CIRCLE OF THE TYR-UGH

boring as all fuck. they used up their ideas on longing and now just retreat into the same progressions and phrases for an hour and a half of sadboi wankery. cool album art though.

shit taste

that's some sick tourism right there.

It's great

Qurothon wasn't kvlt at all, in fact he acted like a glam douche

yikes