Final Match Day - Eredivisie

If there was ever a time for you to watch the >Eredivisie, it would be now.

For those of you who don't know whats happening, Feyenoord (Ajax' biggest rivals), were on top of the league for a huge part of the season. Last week though, they choked against a bottom league team and the gap between Ajax and Feyenoord is now only 1 point. If Feyenoord loses this match, it would be one of the biggest chokes in history since this was the closest they've ever been to winning it in 17 years.

>Feyenoord - Heracles: 14:30
>Willem II - Ajax: 14:30

Oh and for those of you who haven't realized that football is a big deal here, Rotterdam will most likely be destroyed if they don't win today.

>pls watch our league/country/dutch fa

fuck off klaas

please don't give me a trauma, Feyenoord

First for THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP

Will it slip?

Kuyt is gonna slip allowing Heracles to score the only goal of the match

>Oh and for those of you who haven't realized that football is a big deal here, Rotterdam will most likely be destroyed if they don't win today.
>implying they won't destroy the city if they win as well

Only Coolsingel will be destroyes if they win. If they lose, however..

That's and ADO supporter.
I'm imagining all hooligans will be in Rotterdam today, could get really messy if the let it slip

If they lose the title Rotterdam will be in worse shape then it was back in 1945

god i hope so. not even an ajax fan, i just want to see some madness

>Ajax wins the Eredivisie
>Ajax wins the EL
will feyenooit ever recover if this happens?

Slipppp

no
t. feyenoord supporter

Hope Feyenoord chokes and Ajax wins EL so suicide rates in the shithole of Rotterdam doubles kek.

>you now realize Ajax vouldve potentially trebled if they didnt choke against >Cambuur

Any chance of a PSV slip-up against Zwolle?

doubt it, Zwolle is safe and piss poor this season.

Doesnt even matter, they cant move up or down anymore

According to dubs, yes. It will be goat choke.

DIT GLIJDT NU NIET NEUKEND UIT

*glijdt uit*

even Feyenoord fans are hoping Ajax wins the EL

I am a legit Ajax fan. When I started rooting for Ajax they had Trabelsi and O'Brien on backs and people waited for Pieenar to be next Davids. It would be funny as hell If Feyenoord manages to slip today.

Well, Kuyt did play for Slipperpool in the past

LET'S GO JODEN, LET'S GO

Holy shit its written in the stars

Roaches out!

I feel like Utrecht were massively under-valued by the bookies against AZ today. I've gone in big. Guess I'll probably regret it

based

tfw its better for Utrecht to lose because if AZ ends up above Vitesse they get higher on the TV funds ranking which is based on the last 10 seasons.

lmao I forgot about this.
Sorry britfriend, you probably lost your money

Ah. I thought there must have been something the bookies knew that I didn't. Damn.

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I woke up to fireworks this morning, and people singing songs in the middle of the night.
I'm hyped and also not really excited to go outside since the city is on lock-down. It's martial law out here.

Same.
Live like 15 minutes walk away from Coolsingel

I live right next to the stadium :-DDD

Are you Greek?

No? Pure Dutch.

I don't follow the eredivise but today i'm an heracles fan cause i love seeing teams choke

go heracles go ajax

k, thought you were someone I know

Expat here, does Heracles have anything worth fighting for?

Or have they made a lockerroom deal with Feyenoord already?

I'm gonna watch this with my grandpa who used to be an Ajax hooligan.

They need a point to be sure of a Europa League play off place.
Only if Groningen win of course, if not they don't need the point.

Europa League playoffs if you count that as something

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So their primary motivation is to turn Feyenoord in an ever bigger laughing stock and the burning of Rotterdam.

Thanks.

Well I mean, Excelsior managed to do it and De Graafschap did it to Ajax last season.

Mememagic apparently does exist.

We are not going to lose or even draw at home. It's not going to happen.

Jorgensen vs Dolberg and Schöne
We win either way!

Do you rate Cornelius?

He's not as bad as the Cardiff thing made him look, but I'd still have Bendtner of today over him in my team.

I think he'll do fine for Atalanta. Unlike Cardiff, they are 100% aware of what they're getting and they know exactly what they want him for, which isn't to be the leading man who scores 25 goals a season. So I think he has good chances of success in Italy as long as you buy i to Atalanta's criteria for what that is.

xth for Bossie jumping in a fountain if Feyenoord wins

Will we ever win the league lads?

yfw Kuyt pulls a Gerrard

This tension is killing me lads :[

>Rotterdam will most likely be destroyed if they don't win today.
Doesn't sound like a bad thing

if Twente and AZ can do it then so can Heerenveen

How long until game times and any acestreams? Unlike the filthy moortuguese, I will watch your league

Any stable streams? Perhaps I will just listen to Radio Rijnmond...

yo how many bings til it starts

Thank you, friend.
Matches start in 1 bong and 24 bings. No idea about streams

Dutchies what is your opinion of Roermond?

I only go there to buy clothes from the Outlet store.
Looks like a quiet comfy city desu.

My gf plays rugby, pretty brutal shit.

>tfw hockeymeisje gf
It's a good feel

i'll look for streams in a bong

>tfw I don't know any of these feels

I sure hope so...
Atleast we will win speed skating yet again here this winter

Local Politics there are notoriously corrupt, also a huge outlet centre

>Tfw Hindoestaanse gf
Food is cash

a-anyone else watching Groningen?

In for the slip

Only one bong more to go

Why make it so complicated?

Feyenoord win the title if:
>Feyenoord win
>Feyenoord draws or loses AND Ajax draws or loses

Otherwise Ajax wins the league

There are no other flavours

those odds are tempting as fuck, I know it's at de kuip but the slip transcends all stadiums

It's funny, I wouldn't have cared if Feyenoord won the league a month ago since I don't support either Ajax or Feyenoord.

But now I want to see them lose just for the sake of choke memes.

FEYENOORD: Jones,Nieuwkoop,Botteghin,
v.d.Heijden,Kongolo,El Ahmadi,Kuijt,
Toornstra,Berghuis,Jörgensen,Elia

HERACLES ALMELO: Castro,Breukers,
Te Wierik,Hoogma,Fledderus,Bruns,
Pelupessy,Niemeijer,Kuwas,Armenteros,
Peterson

WILLEM II: Lamprou,v.Anholt,Lachman,
Peters,Kok,Kali,Ojo,Schuurman,Abubakar,
Sol,Haye

AJAX: Onana,Tete,Sánchez,De Ligt,
Riedewald,Klaassen,v.d.Beek,F.de Jong,
Neres,Dolberg,Kluivert

If Feyenoord chokes this it will give joy for so many years. They will make movies of crying Rotterdammers and subsequent destruction of their city.

i put a cheeky tenner on utrecht and heracles today lads

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>Kuyt
Slip confirmed

>utrecht
see:

daily reminder that the Dutch league is choke central, so there's a 80% chance Feyenoord will choke today.

also dubs and penal to Heracles

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BEWARE

>implying they won't both choke

hockeymeisjes zijn sletten oetz

why isn't ice hockey more popular in the netherlands? you guys are quite into ice skating

Fledderus blooter is a guarantee oetz

Sissified nation

Anyone got a stream lads? I want to see this disaster unravel.

>yfw kuyt slips and Ajax wins the title

I want Feyenoord to slip and slide. I want death and destruction of unprecedented scale.

idk, people here are into ice skating and field hockey. No idea why it didn't combine.

We havent had real ice in years. To create ice hockey players you need ice for kids to play on.

stream? niks op /r/soccerstreams

That doesn't explain why ice skating is still very popular.