Why do girls pretend to like horror films?

Why do girls pretend to like horror films?

why do people find this scary
is just a dogger

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>teehee i luv horror ;P sinister my favorite ;P ;D

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>Jason is so scary omg :P couldnt sleep last night xD had to call Chad

DId you read the story

>guess im what you call a horror fanatic :) my favorite films include Saw and Evil Dead :D

Same reason they pretend to like video games.

To put it in a way you'll understand, same reason you pretend to like talking to girls when you could be talking to your friends instead.

>dabsweat.gif

>you pretend to like talking to girls
Pussy?
Girls like video games because pussy?

Hmm

that's a man, baby

I like donuts too mate :D

>sooo scared :D watched netflix horror with Chad :P couldnt feel my legs afterwards if you know my drift :)))))

They like it for the drama.

>eww why so many geeks looking at me :P bought this new dress btw!:D im such a horror hound xDD

I don't know, why do you pretend to like girls?

uuuuuuuuuu sike.
But I'm not a rapper

Boys need pussy.
Girls need attention.
Here you have, life for dummies.

who you calling dummy huh?
im fucking mad you dont know me

My mom legitimately loves horror films. She got me into the genre.

I must be a fag because I cannot compromise my taste and integrity to put on a farce an entertain some goofy hoe. I refuse to pretend I like shit music and film and pretend she's saying anything interesting just for pussy - that's for you low self-esteem fags who cry when theres no one in your bed at night because you're alone metaphysically. The only women worth talking to like actual humans are all fucked in the head too.

That's the only way to get women tho

>it's an "autistic NEETs make fun of females because they've never touched one in their lives" episode

fedora

are you me?
my mom loves horror movies, despite being religious and not someone you typically expect to enjoy horror

Your mom was fucked by Chad who liked horror films, so naturally she adapted.

Guys who watch horror are boring, insipid, and just another in the pile of dime-a-dozen.

t. roastie

get a vagina surgery hoe

whats wrong with your faceeeeeeeee

lol shes a doll

story?

It's a stupid fucking story. There is nothing scary about it.

My mom is also deeply religious and loves horror. Maybe I am you.

>tehee just sitting totally naturally almost eating donuts XD aren't pizza and donuts just best XDXD tehehee totally natural

that can not be real person, what a deformed mannequin

>I need to watch pic more than 1 second
sorry guis

>that booty bite

people think this is sexy?

I can never take you fucks seriously calling alphas 'Chad' cuz the only Chad I ever knew was my skinny, gay cousin.

SPREAD THE MOTHERFUCKING WORD, NIGGA!!!!!

>big booty

girls pretend to like anything that isn't reality television and chad.

Doggers can kill

Tell me, how do you get women?

"he doesn't" for 500

That's what I thought, but I didn't want to outright say it.

They use it as an excuse to cuddle up to you. It's nice. Girl company or not I love horror flicks.