Imagine being british

imagine being british

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If I was British I wouldn't have freedom of thought

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Disgusting as fuck.

Can we make this a food thread? Pls post some food you really enjoy.

I eat one of these a day.

These are so good.

YOU FOKKIN WUT MATE

K U I L T J E
J U S

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can you link more pls

Jesus, I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.

I really can't imagine

What the fuck is that, a gyro?

>he doesn't partake in ferret legging

Toast sandwich?

Kek, never even heard of it bruv

If I was British, I wouldn't get killed by cartel overlords.

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Can anyone britfag ITT tell me how to make the best toast sandwhich? Starving and all I have right now is wheat bread and butter.

Butter on both sides, or just one? How toasty do you make the toast? I want the experience this culinary delight to its fullest.

I'd bang the mum tee bee aytch

I want to fuck an ugly british slag

> Oi! Wachu mean it looks just like me fanny?

Oh look, it's the daily jelly burger thread again.

We invented the fucking sandwich you cretins so we can put whatever the fuck we want in it.

By extension we also invented the burger too

Butter pie.

no i dont wanna be a mudshitbrit that bent thy knee for islam. no thanks, ill stay a god king master race WHITE MALE amerifat.

The Spice Girls really let themselves go.

oy wat ya got to make is a buttybread. it like a toast sanwich but opposites, innit. You has the bread inside it see, and you put it betweens two toasts love

make sure to remove the crusts of the toast slice, brown it, butter both sides and lay it between the bread slices. sorted.

ay yo hol up

>By extension we also invented the burger too
no americans invented the burger

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>remove the crust on the toast

absolutely genius. Thanks britfriend

It gets worse.

OY LOVE WANNA A LIL POKSY AT ME MEAT MUFFIN?

> implying that your average brit isn't lower than a nigger.

You've never eaten a proper chip butty?

>no catsup

>butt

all we eat here is filet Mignon and 3D chessburgers

>imagine being british
Too depressing

Beef Wellington is god teirv

>catsup

You're lucky the technology to punch people through the internet doesn't exist yet m8y

That actually sounds like a riot
Ferret my shit up

u wot m8

tip top kek
why are burgers so jealous? it's not our fault you weren't born in the most glorious place on earth, home of the English language and the British empire.

one on the left reminds me of Marshmallow Man

god, when the 'white' people of the UK were gross enough, then they started eating all that muslum shit...


fat chaves

faves

>the most glorious place on earth
The level of delusion.

Anyway, soon we won't have to worry about the little islanders ruining Europe anymore.

>catsup
you uncultured clog

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>By extension we also invented the burger too

them's fightin' words

Look, I like Britain. I like British history. I'm horrified by what they are going through with the migrants. But let's be honest, when it comes to food the British haven't even TRIED to make anything good.

If you want a true british experience you cant use a butter knife.

>not a crisp sandwich

the queen has embraced islam mashallah

>OI BRUV! YEAH YOU, YOU FUCKIMG HIPSTER WANKER! YOU WANT ME TO COME.AND STAB YA, YA CUNT!?!?

i feel ill

I can't decide which is worse.

Fucking British Rednecks (AKA Aussies)

fucking terrible ratio of carbs to protein

No Bully!

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lol'd

Anyone else had this?

It's really really good

>That kebab
Fuckin gorgeous

only a burger would give a shit about carbs

Does shepherd's pie count as British or Irish? that's some good shit.

that shits nice

carbs are just shitty food
their supposed to be a dressing for the contents on the sandwich not 90% of it
you have shit taste

last I checked Ireland was part of the British isles

I never could get this shit straight. Thanks for the geography lesson.

fish and chips is pretty good 2bh

when are getting rid of this shitty filter anyways

Weirdly, I'd never even heard of a toast sandwich until it was posted here on Sup Forums.

Is it more of a regional thing? Warwickshire here.

What is the best Pukka pie and why is it chicken and mushroom?

Missing out chaps.

Black pudding is food of the gods

Also god teir

Did you mean to say "What's the best tastycake pie and why is it lemon?"

Delicious creamy chicken pies.

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Looks tasty, but how long does that take to prepare every morning? I'd have to get up an hour earlier in order to prepare such food.

WTF is a "Pukka Pie"?

Argentinian food constitutes one of the best cuisines imo.

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>imagine being american

Top choice, chap.

> cuk

>parmegiana or fries are a argentine invation
gas yoursefl mapuche

looks p good

Is this a shot of that new Ghostbusters movie?

Doesn't look as bad as I expected.

invention*
yourself*

You're a big guy!

It's like a burger but with walls

Literally never had a kekbab but I heard it's all British people eat.

Like Indians eat curry, british eat kebab

giant pizza and soda cool. giant girls not so cool

Yeah it's glorious, faggot

This is better for a breakfast, I think.

THE FALKLANDS ISLAND ARE BRITISH

If you're used to it, and get the timing down right, you can whip up a complete full english in about 10-15 minutes, maybe 20 if your grill/hob is slow to heat up or you have limited space.

Really depends on the person making it since there are so many methods of cooking it

ie. Microwaving beans the cheap skateway or adding gypsy bread instead of toast etc

sounds heretical.

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ever wonder if sharia will be an improvement for britain?