Fuuuuck I need some sex, how do you get some?

Fuuuuck I need some sex, how do you get some?

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you M or F?

M
So yeah, hard mode

How naive of you to ask.

sorry user, never gonna happen
yes it is

backpage.com, would totally recommend it

Get some some cash together, do some push ups n shit, be confident. That goes for the ugliest m or f on b/

You can't just choose to be confident, nigga

Tell you I wont get laid Quick so act nicely and openmind and I will maybe get laid in a month or 2

Sure you can!
I CHOOSE to drink whiskey.
Whiskey makes me more confident.

Old Granddad is the best wingman ever.

if you just want sex, buy a hooker
dont have to deal with taking her out or talk her into something. just pay 30-50 bucks. cheaper than a date and results in sex

>buy a hooker
>30-50 bucks
kek

This.
Date if you want to get someone to spend time with, get to know and have all kind of feelings for and shit.

Dating purely for sex is just stupid. It's like marrying a cow because you like fresh milk.

if you ask for it, then clearly you aren't either a female or a gay dude.

This. You'll be surprised how unashamed you feel afterwards. I don't know why more men don't do it.

probably never bought one, right? come to germany, 40 bucks for 30min is the normal price for a regular girl around 18-30years.
it is only expensive if you are f.e. in cologne in the pascha brothel or if you want "classy whores" in general

Oftentimes, because it's illegal for some dumb fucking reason.
If the lady in question isn't being forced to do it, then what's the issue?
If she IS being forced, that's already another crime.

oh and i have to add the fact that 10-15 years ago we had a wave of "all you can fuck" flatrates for 100 euro. it was so popular for 3-4 years that the government had to stop it by laws. not kidding. germans will confirm.

I have over 100k in the bank. I work out everyday no alcohol no cigerattes. I'm 6"4' with a 9" dick. Sorry brow don't know how not to get laid. Pic related. What I come home to every night.

by paradox. i get sex when i don't give off the vibe of desperately needing attention or sex.

If its possible in your country get an escort. On average its cheaper than courtship (although one girl I just bought some rice for at a Japanese returant and was fucking later that night). Tinder.

She's fucking disgusting. If you have bank, physical form, and a huge dick, you failed at life with that fuckin ugly bitch.

How old is too old for virgin

Of course you can faggot

99.

a virgin is never old.
especially if female.

You can only act confident if you feel it

You can. Fake it until you make.
Alternatively become jaded by the normies' superficiality and stop giving a fuck. Worked for me.

>try and act confident
>fall apart when I need to actually speak like a normal person

Don't just act it, feel it. Think of yourself as the best motherfucker and stand your ground.

She's also been posted over 9000 times. He's larping.

You could never get a girl with a body like this

Not even the same user but that's really disgusting. The body's not good enough to compensate for her ugly face.

i actually know that her, shes friends with zack efrons ex girlfriend who i grew up with.

Where the originals? Wanna see them

All it takes is a bag of dog food to get one with a mug like that tho.


>bragging on Sup Forums

instagram.com/carolinevreeland/?hl=en

>asking Sup Forums for the way to have sex

it's like asking a blind, handicapped person to walk you through a eight lane street

I was that horny, user

only valid advice for quick fuck Go, pay and empty your balls

Ask politely

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I'm 25 years old kissless virgin
becoming a wizard is more likely for me than getting laid at this point
I work a shit but easy part time job for just under what's needed to eat and sleep and never have enough time or energy to do anything else- that's not even counting how little money I usually have.
I'm not going to spend hundreds of dollars for a prostitute just to say I did it but I'm also not so desperate that I'd fuck a fatty who couldn't get anyone else.
I have no close friends who I talk to on even a yearly basis and don't go out beyond my comfort zone more than maybe once a week.
Obv. I'm overweight, lazy af and have no goals.
My life is a mess and everything that would do anything towards fixing that would be wasted effort because on top of many issues I just don't have the drive or energy or time to better myself.
All I have is a shitty job and soon I won't have a home.
All the people my age who I know are having kids or are married and I feel like life gave up on me.
What can I really do besides living a useless life or ending it.

also which spells should I start with for my Wizard level?

>Healing touch 27 mana
>>To learn that spell you have to visit a wise (wo)man, who goes by the alias "Psychotherapist"
Then you have to go to the pharmacy and ask for the antidepressants that therapist surely prescribed you, prepare some gold and spend it on
>Potion of mind balance
>>Gives emotional stability, usable once (usually) per 24 hours

Tinder.

Do you guys have any other apps than Tinder? One dude recommended a Whisper, but it's kinda weird...also lots of underage, which is not a good thing

Go to college and marry someone. You'll get sex literally anytime you want it as long as you stay attractive.

Join the military, it will change just about everything you posted about. Air Force if you want to end up with a job that's worth a lot after you get out. Medical, school, food, clothes it's all covered all you have to do is what you are told and cruise on through man. My 20 years flew by and I ended up with a retirement check at 38 years old and 120k a year as a govt contractor.

Step 1: GET MONEY

buzz.. you gf.. woof

anyone got any toast for that face..

lying to impress the internet.. despiration is a stinky cologne farva

for one thing I hate just about everything about the current government but also it's pretty certain another war with one country or another is soon so military work would be a complete nightmare