IS PUTTING insects on your dick considered bestiality? asking for a friend

IS PUTTING insects on your dick considered bestiality? asking for a friend

Yes

but... it's not like you're penetrating them or anything, just touching them right?

no, actually its pretty natural. I grew some larva on my penis before when I didn't shower for like 2 months lol. I had been jerking off not so much but I guess i must have gotten shit on my dick somehow and i went to jack off without even really thinking much about it or looking at my dick, then wehn im done I look into the pair of boxes i keep next to my pc to cum in has a bunch of MAGGOTS in it! I thought i actually came maggots for a while till I looked into it lmao

seems legit

it's not like I did it on purpose, I didn't even know that could happen

that's disgusting

i never said it wasnt

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OK as long as it's female insects only, otherwise it is gay

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I'M PREPARED

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No

Watch a vid about cordyceps m8. Happy nightmares.

why? i've been on Sup Forums for like 12 years you think i could get any more desensitized?

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top quality thread btw

was waiting for this

it's like the chicken and the egg -is the titty puffy because of the mantis eating it, or does the mantis eat it because it is puffy?

Welp I can't fap now... have to find a mantis first