Kirby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
Kirby has just absorbed you!
Gabriel Sanders
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Elijah Richardson
Overly high sex drive and depression
Brody Gonzalez
The inability to talk to anyone other than close friends
Blake Cook
The ability to sit on Sup Forums for hours and waste every moment of his life
Kayden Nelson
The ability to become Batman but without the money :^)
Gabriel Gutierrez
Courage
Caleb Robinson
The ability to turn lesbians straight.
Seriously.
Christopher Rogers
story?
Cooper Baker
Kirby is now stoned out of his mind
Jordan Butler
>1998
>be me
>be 21
>meet cool, cute, weird chick, 17yo
>think i caught feels
>commence relationship
>almost woman of my dreams
>13 years relationship
>finally married in 2011
>2015
>start new job
>first day there, meet literal 10/10 woman of my dreams
Well clearly as gorgeous as she is, she's probably a boring normie bitch
>soon find out she's anything but
>after a year, realize i have feels for her
>but lol she's gay
>both married
>my marriage falling into rut?
>no, i was married in a rut
>weeks at a time of no sex
>house is a wreck
>we get along, but spark is gone, feel undesired
>besides, im fat ugly 38yo loser anyway
>meanwhile, really really really feel like dream woman is into me
>but lolno she's gay
>still really good friends tho
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