Should I hang myself?

Should I hang myself?

I'm seriously considering suicide because I can't do anything right. I'm probably so bad that I'm going to fail my first couple attempts.

Nah probably not

It's hard to succeed at that and hanging is incredibly painful. Same with trying to slit your wrists. You have to dip your arms in a bowl of ice for two hours. That sounds terrible. I've tried a few times but I'm like Kenny from South Park. I keep coming back. I don't want to do it anymore. You never know what will happen.

If it will stop you from making these shitty threads, yes.

you'll end up with a better life if you try to fix whats wrong with you first, then you'll do things the right way. ive had that happen to me too.

Why don't you just do this then, idiot?

Because I already have chosen to hang myself.

have fun with a painful death then? When literally (likely) your issues are temporary and/or you are not willing to handle them.

What's the difference if the end result is the same anyway? Except that one is infinitely easier to do and the other is extremely painless and has a really high chance of failing.

suicide is gay