If you won $100 million in the lottery. What will you do with it initially

If you won $100 million in the lottery. What will you do with it initially.

>Invest in body armor. Theres going to be a lot of people vying to kill you for it

Buy a Sup Forums pass

honestly this

let the 99 mill sit and make more money on top of itself. use the 1 mill to binge sex tourism around the world.

im a huge pervert.

Buy a $100 million dollar gun with only one bullet with your name on it, OP

Pay off my house.
Set up an annuity -- that's more than enough money to invest.

For laughs? Probably buy a nice car like a Lexus, nothing outrageous.

Take care of bills and household projects, get the house painted, move the water heater to a smarter location, get a full-on water filtration system install with in-line water storage. Insulate the fuck out of this house. Get some split ductless AC systems installed. Buy a fuck ton of alcohol. Find some very beautiful Japanese escorts and have them drain my balls.

And I'd buy a Sup Forums pass.

u already have a pass faggot.

Alot of people are going to kill over 100 bucks. That's not even 100 uro

Spend years of training and countless dollars on perfecting the art of Shitposting

>Hire a lawyer
>hire an author to write about what I'll do
>give myself $200k per year until 100 years old ($15.6 million) and live a modest life
>give the rest of my money away to family and friends by giving them a budget $100k per year until theyre 100 all at once. (So if i gave money to my dad, 60yo, id give him $4 million)
>I'd only give it to people i think who deserve it and who do not ask for money.
>id ask them to get coffee one day and if they say no that's their loss
>id tell them ill give them. An x amount of money and give them 24 hours to think about it
>they can call and refuse it or take it
I think changing some people's world like that would be fun.

buy a Sup Forums gold account.

>a smart guy

>Set up a software company.
>Hire a few better programmers than me, that I can follow and learn from
>Write apps and give them away for free.

I better give you coffee. Wouldn't want to be in that blacklist lol.

>Dump a lot of it into bonds

>Set aside enough to pay the rest of my medical school tuition, living, and expenses.

>Graduate
>Residency
>Fellowship
>Buy mansion and keep investing
>Live like a fucking king

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Pay for the suicide coaster to be built

Exactly why I'm getting the protection

Throw a huge ass party, go on a 3 day bender, buy a shit ton of books, move out of the country, buy a house, put myself through college, go to a better college for my phd, fund myself in physics research for the rest of my life.

Invest in preparing my anus for all the people that will suddenly remember I owe them $5 at 10 million percent interest for 20 years.

I'd live two separate lives
In one i would buy a thick real doll, then turn my home into a proper man cave and live the same way im living, in my actual city.
In the other i would buy a loft or penthouse and live like a playboy, buy an alias and shit, of course i would split the money in two separate accounts so lets say $70 millions for my regular life and retirement. and $30 to blow away as a playboy in another city

Buy a house in the middle of nowhere and live comfortably till I ded

>ITT: people that dont know how to invest and make money off of money and will blow through all $100mill in the first 5 years of having it.

I wouldn't tell a fucking soul if I could help it.

I'd buy a modest house somewhere like the Marshall Islands and disappear. Spend my time at the beach bar getting a sun tan all day and never wear shoes again.

Leave it in my bank and buy random shit from sketchy sites every few weeks.

>100 million USD
>body armor
>not an underground nuclear bunker with remote turrets for defense

I didnt say i would blow the cash in the first 5 years user, that's why im making a dual life, one will end when i blow the 30 mill and the other will remain pretty much until im dead, because no way i will spend 70 million living the same way im living already, im not poor but i dont like fancy stuff, i have my hobbies and would use the cash for them, but not to the point of wasting all the money in a couple of years.

Sounds good man

pay out to everyone who ever gave me a nickle.

I'd shitpost on twitter all day
It's like shitposting on Sup Forums except people give a shit about you because you have $100m

I would totally just disappear man. I like my friends and all, but $100 million changes everything.

"Fuck you guys, I'm outta here!"

That's what I'm talking about.

Are you being sarcastic?

I meant get coffee together like a coffee date (no homo)

First thing once I got the money, I would buy a modest home somewhere secluded, then I would hook up each one of my family members and close friends with a million bucks (i dont have very many family members or friends). Then Id donate some to a legit charity... Other than that Id just live comfortably. Im not really into mansions and lamborghini's and shit. Id like to travel, there are places in europe Id like to see, like where my ancestors came from before it gets completely rekt by islamic fucks.

Pretty much 100 million will get you a lot of "friends" and suddenly all the people who never, ever talk to you will be there for you

Yeah, I feel you, man. Money totally changes how family and friends feel about you. You'll learn right quick who truly cares. Hey if you ever need a bro to crack open a cold one on the sand, hit me up.

Withdraw everything to cash. Make it fit into two big sportbags. Guard them like its my life. Kill anyone who tries to take it away from me. Book a flight to SEA. Never coming back. Live happy for the rest of my life for sure!!!

I would be OK with this

Invest it all in crypto.

>inb4 this madman buys all the dogecoins

Buy my son a ps4 and spend the day playing games with him.

Buy my daughter a pair of nice ice skates.

Buy my wife a better tombstone that she has.

Single poor dad life is toughest seeing your kids miss their mom and want nicer things.

> (You)
>u already have a pass faggot.
Oh, shit, do I?

Buy a large spread of land in Burkes Garden Virginia. Buy another property with a cave. Import a seed flock of dairy sheep. Spend the rest of my life cooking, playing vidya, hiking and perfecting the great American sheep's milk bleu cheese. Maybe something wrapped in chestnut or Chinquapin leaves and aged in my cave.

Pre pay my rehab and go nuts

Dude, I came here to dream not to feel. I'm sorry life isn't all it should be.

You can choose to keep the winnings anonimous you idiot

That makes me sad. I love my wife and daughters so much. I am worried if my wife died I would crawl in a bottle and die in there. Hang in there m8 you sound like a good dad.

Buy a reasonably large home and adopt abused and neglected muppets (dogs) and tickers (cats).

>Make it fit into two big sportbags.
Youre gonna need a couple more sportbags

Be sure to spend some of the money getting Mexicans in the US to spay and neuter thier dogs. And maybe not let them run wild every night.

My condolences user. You sound like a good dad. I'm a father myself and couldn't imagine what you and your kids have gone through.

Buy a nice new car, pay off my mortgage, pay off my parents mortgage, donate some to the school I work at, waste some on stocks or crypto, put the rest in a saving account and live off the interest.

And buy dubs a Sup Forums pass, trips get lifetime Sup Forums passes.

ITT: Faggots who can't read:
>If you won $100 million in the lottery. What will you do with it INITIALLY.

Thanks guys, one day at a time.

I'd donate a lot of it to children's charities....anonymously.

>purchase house with 200-300 acres of forest with a river running through it
>buy assload of firearms and ammunition
>build super powerful PC
>let the rest of the money sit and accumulate interest
>spend life living as a NEET king and/or wait for societal collapse

I'd have an enclosure. I'd more or less be socializing them to increase their chances of being adopted.

Put it laddered in CDs in a CDARS financial institution. Hire a fee only fiduciary. Then make my sheep's milk bleu cheese dairy dream come true.

BTW you are faggot because no one was asking about your banking choices.

Playing with doggos sounds awesome. Take a few hiking in the mountains a few times each week.

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

Make sure that the jews will not get a single dime of that money.

Niggers totally know about CDARS and fiduciaries. You gotta up your troll game

Literally impossible unless you just lit it all on fire. They would make money off the petrol used to ignite it.

>>MIL just died last week saturday...
>>About to inherit about 8 million... and her 1 million dollar house.

I'm honestly not quite sure how to process it all.. since I don't "come from money". I'm comfortably sitting in the middle class... but I've earned everything I have. The rest of my life is about to get... interesting.

I actually decided to sell her $75k brand new Jaguar because I just can't wrap my head around driving the damn thing. She wanted me to have it, but I'll just stress out about parking lot dings and bullshit like that.

$100 million would be nice. Just split it and save half to maintain your fortune and blow the other half on whatever I want. I'd get me a huge plot of land, and a very secluded home. I'd fill it with a harem of submissive NEET girls with daddy issues. Buy a shitload of drugs. A shitload of guns. Have lavish parties with my demented friends from all over the world.

Get a fee only financial planner now.

rotation of sugar babies

you do understand that money comes in different denominations

I'd take a trip to Southeast Asia and fuck a few 8-year-old girls, then hop over to Africa and poach some endangered animals.

That will get old surprisingly fast, but what a ride it would be

>buy Sup Forums
>make it a pay site
>$10 a month
>increase ad amount
>every post you make you have to sit through video ads
>ads are shown in between posts in the thread
>offer Sup Forums passes
>$49.95

Or, with that much money, I might fuck the animals and poach the kids.

>Place in bank over several accounts
>Set up one account with enough money for the house I want
>Buy house/land and set automatic mortgage payments from that account
>Watch my credit become perfect
>Approved for anything I feel like buying in the future
>Set 10 mil aside for retirement fund
>Invest 10 mil

You fucking retard, this is just to visualize the comparsion of 1 million to 1 billion to 1 trillion

Already had one. Good advise though! Our last guy was charging us based on how much money we had with him... and that was complete bullshit.

Not too long ago there was a house/hunting lodge in south Alabama on 2000 acres of hunting land for $7 million, iirc it had like 10 bedrooms, cant remember the sq ft but it was fairly big. Back yard had like a 9 acre lake, numerous raised blinds to shoot from... shit was pretty nice but I think someone bought it

It's almost like a billion would be a thousand millions and a trillion would be a thousand billions...

And it is in Alabama....

Seriously go look for a lodge in the River of no Return Wilderness in Idaho.

It was the Alabama River Lodge.

I guess, i saw it on zillow, it never said the name of it. It was basically a big house and the ad said "single family home or make it into a hunting lodge", something to that effect

I mean, its nice and all, but why not just move to Alaska? I'm trying to stay warm, it gets cold as shit in them places