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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 86 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 73 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 63 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 49 points
5. Max Verstappen 35 points
>News
Mercedes and Ferrari in their own world
Williams and McLaren absolutely BTFO
Based Wehrlein scores first Sauber points
nigs gon nig
rics gon score a podium
3rd for RIC shoey
...
I fucking traitorous Bottas
I could've taken Hamilton
What is Hamilton's hairstyle called?
Gimi
Don't even update standings, how are you allowed into making threads?
Disgusting
Lewis looks like a Homo
GERMANS COMPLETELY AND UTTERL BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRITAIN BEATS GERMANY YET AGAIN
VETSHIT GOT *H*U*M*I*L*I*A*T*E*D*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Button would smash Hamilton
>nose piercing
Do the drivers ever get a hard on with all the vibrations from the car? Must be why Kimi can't win anymore. He's always pre occupied
Toupee.
twink nigger
The Half Nigger
ham looks like a fucking muppet
The Met gala afterparty sperm gel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GERMANY GOT ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED
HAMILTON ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HUMILIATED YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING KRAUTSHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I want to anything but black
30 year old man in heavy denial of his baldness
he probably is gay.
in his 30s, no wife or kids. something's off.
I just want to hug that big beary Mercedes engineer.
>UTTERL
Rent free in your Head
> When your teammate is pulling away in the points
Dont know about the dudes but I'm 90% sure that will please the shit out of a woman. That's why they like motorbikes.
PEDROOOO
HAHAHAHA
Choco Trump.
nth for white people to be bred out of existence by bbc
S U S I E
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""Humiliated"""""""""""""""""""""""""
I knew I forgot something.
Blancpain time lads
-bottas takes 2 cars out
-bottas holds the leader and nearly crashes
-hamilton cuts t2
Charlie must be really happy with his brand new mercedes
>l-ladies should stay u-up with us, not a homo btw
Is that Senna?
Fuck Hamilton
Fuck Mercs
Fuck Spain
No BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs?
REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK U NIG
He's too busy fucking supermodels
>I try my best but I've never been too good
Could be wosre.
BASED BLACK GUY wins again
absolutely sad
>gain first position at the start
>finish second
did the pastanigger fuck up the strat again ?
FUCK SPAIN CAN'T EVEN BOO FAGGOTS
I understand your confusion, but no, it's Hamilton
...
Why do Europeans love caricatures so much?
Reminder that Rosberg won the WDC last year
Reminder that Seb will win his 5th WDC this year
Reminder that Schumi was German
Britain btfo
>really fantastic race with a good duel
>/f1/ is shitting the bed because their favourite driver didn't win
>planning a shoey on the side
African confirmed
Put Pedro in place of Stoffel and he will do 10 times better
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
thank fucking god finally something good on a proper track
Can't even get sons
damn
because most of europe has no taste
>>Reminder that Schumi was German
worst pilot ever, shit mentality, just a good car
>He's too busy fucking supermodels
with names like David, Kevin, Mark, etc.
cute daughters
Was Brawn the least aesthetic team to ever have raced?
>bottas holds the leader
but they were on the same lap?
Let's not ignore the fact that this qt3.14 finished 5th.
Fug. How long will it last? I need to study
who
The ride never ends lad
3 hours
>Fall asleep
>Wake up an hour later
>Ricky's on the fucking podium
ffs
user...
that doesnt matter he should have gotten out of the way
YEAH GRAZIE AMIGO
Fucking bogans man
You really hate hamilton because he is half black?...
>this is counts as qt in a cuckdom of britain
You think brits consider themselves European?
We are BRITISH. You continentals are Euros.
OCO 2018 WDC when he drives for Ferrari after Kimi retires
>Sky ripping the ship out of the new Mclaren and Williams drivers for not performing well enough
>don't mention last place finisher Palmer
Idiots
nz absolutely ass blasted ?
>mercedes shamelessly using buttass to hold up vettel
Hopefully ferrari will do the same with gimi
>Sauber F1 Team
as long as he's still behind his teamate it is irrelevant
Fug that's even worse because I can watch it
I couldn't study in last 2 days because I was a race marshall fo some off-road - rallying hybrid race. The ride truly never ends.
so he should have passed him then considering bottas had way way older tires
or, or, or could it just fucking be that vettel is, dare i say, a shitter?
him or Perez
OCO P5
OCO P5
OCO P5
My driver of the day is WEH, tbqh.
To get that high up the ranks with such a shit car shows how much potential he has.
Barber: What would you like today my man
Lewis: Please fuck my shit up then afterwards out the back literally fuck my shit up
everyone thought george clooney was gay for the same reason
he's just redpilled on the whole wife + kids = -.500s on per lap
...
Fuck, I felt sleep during the 55th lap or so. Did I miss something?
what a lying fuck, says he loved it but cries on the radio
t. hamilton lover
>blaming a fellow brit for making sure a french manufacturer is last
>55th lap
>5 repeating digits
nice
yes
Brb creating a tinder account
>Perez sees a Haas in his rearview
>"OH SHIT I'M GONNA GET DEPORTED ESE"
>that's how Perez becomes world champion despite not racing in Austin because "problems with customs"