SO I WAS TALKING TO MY VAGINA THE OTHER DAY

SO I WAS TALKING TO MY VAGINA THE OTHER DAY

>I ASKED "HOW DO I GET MORE DICKS INSIDE YOU?"
>audience laughs
>AND GUESS WHAT GUYS? SHE SAID "if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight."
>audience convulsing in spasms and fits of pure joy

I saw her before she hit big and before the roasts. She was funny as fuck and didn't tell vagina jokes and was mostly critical of minorities.

Then she got famous friends and switched to vagina jokes,

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VAGINA FARTS
>*audience laughs and applauds*

Kek

man, that's a new one, like, really, really new.

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You're a funny guy

Literally the greatest comedian of the last 2 centuries.

"SO I WAS BEING AN ENTIRELY FAKE HUMAN WITH NO COMEDIC TALENT WHAT SO EVER BUT THANK [ ] FOR JEWISH NEPOTISM OTHERWISE TALENT MIGHT BE THE MAIN FACTOR IN PEOPLE GETTING SPOTLIGHT"

what did it mean by this?

Crying

DUDE MY ITCHY COOCHIE LMAO

Miss Piggy face ass

kek

It just gets funnier the more I read it

Wew

Do you think she's hot enough for TV? Do you have a boner?

To be honest lads she's really fucking hot

Cum?

Yeah?

CUM?

Vagina.

TAMPON.

Dead baby in a vagina.

PUBIC HAIR?

Doggystyle.

CUM TASTES SALTY.

ZIMBABWE

Does she have FAS? Check her thin upper lip and smooth philtrum.

Wow Amy that was really brace of you to come out in support of Hillary Clinton, #imwithher now

nah, she's just fat

fine

beepis

bretty gud

She clearly has some of the defining features of FAS, or at least a similar disorder that is slightly less severe.

>MY VAGINA LEAKED THE OTHER DAY, YEAH IT WAS PRETTY GROSS
>audience laughs
>I GUESS IT'S JUST BECAUSE I GET SO MANY DICKS INTO THAT THING IT WAS JUST TIRED OF ALL THE CUM
>cheers, applause break
>I'M PRETTY NO GUY CAN SAY I'M NOT

>Sarah Silverman? Hysterical. Who's funnier than her except dudes?

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