Seattle Mariners @ Toronto Blue Jays Official Game Thread

SEA: Miranda (3-2 , 5.20 ERA) TOR: Sanchez (0-1 , 4.05 ERA)

Mariners trying to avoid the sweep.

Mothers Day edition

Go Mariners

Royals

MARINERS!
NO SWEEP!

was open roof, now its closing

goodbye sun

Damn M's are just so disappointing these last four days after crawling back to .500.

2nd pitch and already from the stretch

ohboy here we go

MEAN JEAN KILLING WITH SPEED

So I haven't been watching a lot of baseball this year. Why the fuck do baserunners have these oven mitts on?

nope lel

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

Seager needs to wake up. This is his slowest start in years. I worry that he actually hit his peak the last two seasons.

ha ha

time for flyouts

Protection for sliding

>Pearce ded

injuries are the absolute worst

why doesnt manfred just ban them

W today

i can feel it

Shittle marishits are shit lol fucking gay ass cuckold SJW tranny team you got there lol jays just took a giant shit on your fagit fuck garbage franchise

=D
Hello

wow, you may already be the worst trip on mlb

>already

ive been posting here since 2008 please lurk more
also

>trip

back to
leddit!

Is shittle or shitattle the preferred nickname

Shittle rolls of the tongue more but I find shitattle more frequently used as it looks more like "Seattle"

I would like it very much if it would please stop raining in Toronto

>Xheattle

the NW is a funny place
had hardcore fundy Christians
the other are extremem femnazi SJW
>and a small populace of people who have exactly zero fucks in account

Shittle sounds to much like Skittles

pillar just btfo of that nigger LOL

the founder of skittles was born and still lives in Seattle

that figures

which one are you?

I'm a true Aryan master race Canadian

that's adorable

Did I trigger you shittle tranny?

You're like a little Hitler doll that scream SIEG HEIL and give a salute when we wind you up

=3
>I wonder what else it can do?

just filter the cancer lad he even makes it easy for you

dumbass Sup Forums kids smdh

pic related
spotted the curry nigger
get OUT of MY country

settle down there junior

I am twice the age of you boy

>he thinks that the other user is 6

perfect game for this listless argument
Suan, tell me more about how white and not gay you are

alright then simmer down kiddo

>what is defense

...

Show your elders (me) some respect

quiet down there buddy

oh, I will =D

put the ball boy on defense, he's better than bautista now anyways

>4 seattle guys batting over .300 vs 4 toronto guys batting under .200

Go Ms

M's will find a way to fuck it up

lool kill yourself how can you even cheer for such a pathetic team?

holy fuck

I like baseball

SCORE

RUNS

they have more wins than the jays and dont play in Canada

>more wins

not against the jays you dont :))

>how soon he forgets

forgot pic

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Suan commit sudokew on Faceburk live lolhhurrhurhurhur

i cant believe this team has to actually go to a shithole like Seattle in june, Felix better not show up

...

Told you

Thanks Smoak

SMOAKED

SMOAKED

Justin GOAT

that looked like it hurt

travis got double dubs

Is Smoak on PEDs?

aren't they all?

was out getting sips, did smoak just take a gigantic shit on the entire shanty town of shittle? fucking KEK

this GARBAGe team is about to get swept! CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP AHAHHA

JAYS ARE BACK BABBY

'93 repeat! '93 repeat!]]


ITS 1993 ALL OVER AGAIN

>leone

fuck off

lol

fuck off, you're always ruining the games you post in

dont take your anger out on me

I took my anger out on your mom last night

If I were Suan, I'd kill myself and any woman that even looks at me in estrus

oooo

I hope tulo stays on the DL indefinitely

Groins is better

I love Dyson

ddo you also want the little viking to stay on the DL

extras

say it with me now

i thought rzepczinksi was the guy you guys called scrabble but now I look and realize he only joined this season

or maybe the assletics fans called him that iunno

JD is past his prime

Pls Ms no sweep!

You still got this, put 're to bed this inning, win it in the 9th, get some momentum for the next series, get some players healthy and kick Ass all the way to that post season thing we've heard rumors about

Simple, right?

Newfriend, welcome.. -_-

you will find razor blades and bleach in the rear with the body bags

whoa travis actually hit today, wacky

guarantee you guys aren't white..

>newfriend

Good to meet ya, but nah son, I've been doing this (Sup Forums) awhile - and the Ms much much longer

NICE OUT SCRABBLE!

>tfw no bartender

>mfw no bartender

keep it down youngin

I got blackout drunk last night again

i thought that was a bautista bobblehead desu senpai

same

Fuck off. Your alt right online bullshit is so obviously a pathetic overcompensation for your beta nigger ness

>the white, not racist but proud af of my family and heritage

...

you have absolutely no muscle mass on your quads.. absolutely pathetic, if it wasn't for modern medicine and scientific advancements your kind (the weak) would have perished as natural selection would have others have taken place

fuck off and learn to greentext and don't feed this retarded Sup Forums child

GoMs
GoMs
GoMs

>Fuck you Goins, nice play damnit