ITT nude beach pics/experiences. anyone have any sexual experiences on the nude beach...

ITT nude beach pics/experiences. anyone have any sexual experiences on the nude beach? this was taken at polo beach in Hawaii.

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dems big balls

>be me
>dating Maui prosecuting attorney
>she tells me she has some public indecency cases
>me: ???
>her: two cops set up with a camera above Little Beach (old name for polo beach I suppose)
>they're taking pictures of couples
>looking out for gay hookups
>they see some, film them, arrest them
>me: wtf???
>me: you mean cops on my taxpayer dime are being paid to spy on nudists, and take photos of the ones they don't approve of?
>her: well, they're breaking the law
and that's one of many reasons that mess didn't work out

went to hawaii nude beach, but most beachgoers look something like this. envirowash.

polo beach is on oahu. but neat story. This pic I found on the web, it was taken on the maui beach.

but sometimes you spy girls like this on the nude beach.

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Went to one in South Carolina, saw a bunch of old people, a couple fatties, and one huge dick black guy just there to show off. Some naked old guy told me it wasn't a zoo and asked me to get naked or leave, so i left.

Went to one in Eastern Europe that was better. Mostly older people still, but a few of the women still looked very good, and there were a few naked families around with naked teenager girls.

Finally went to one in China, Hainan, before they closed it. All old guys, no women.

Forgot one. In Thailand, Koh Phi Phi, wasn't a nude beach but a couple white European roasties were going topless. One had huge breast implants and was surrounded by about 8 local Thai guys trying to chat her up.

>sexual experiences on the nude beach
You don't have a slightest clue about nude beaches. There is absolutely nothing sexual about casual nudity.

Went with an ex gf, let her strip off and parade around. She was the most attractive woman on that beach BY FAR.

She got stink eye from all the old saggy titted hags.

Not true, I saw a girl blowing her boyfriend in a raft at one, and a 40 something woman with the best ass I ever saw walked by me.

It's more frustrating than it is exciting though. It's even worse than strip clubs because not only are you not allowed to touch, you can't stare either. On the whole it sucks.

THIS. Been to Lot G Sandy Hook NJ with friends. Ive seen a fair amount of hot young girls, but I didn't get a boner or anything. It's weird. Your mindset changes.

Nude beach is where fat old ladies go

Most people don't look sexual when naked. I've seen a few body types though where even in that environment you practically go hysterical you want to fuck them so badly. Oddly enough it's mostly the girls with breast implants that do this too me at nude beaches.

not really a nude beach but my family visited this weird religious hippy community back in the early 2000's that had a community pool where everyone went nude. apparently they were friends of my parents but i just thought it was weird.

I bet she's laughing at his tiny dick lol

>be me around 26 years old
>my stepsisters family do the nude beach thing
>go and try it
>never even been nude around them
>get to the nude beach everyone immediately gets out of the car and strips their clothes off
>the people iv been raised around are all naked and waiting for me to take my clothes off
>its like they are waiting to see what I look like naked
>step sister walks over to me " its okay, no judgment here ill help you "
>stepsister just yanks my shorts down
>i cover my junk with my hands
>steps sister takes her panties down
>" see thats not so hard is it "
>get a good look at her pussy and titties
>shes beautiful
>feel my dick start to throb as my heart starts to beat
>stepdad notices and slaps me on the back
>" haha dont worry thats natural after a while it wont happen just uncover your self "
>cant really hide boner from behind hands but try to anyway
>they give me a towel to put around my waist for the remainder of the erection
>walk down to the beach and pick a spot
>lots of old people walking around nude
>erection finally goes away
>stepsister has an 11 year old daughter
>i look to my right and notice her and some kids making sandcastles
>her daughter is right in front of me on all fours arching her back
>suddenly im staring into this preteen girls perfect rounds ass,pink slit and asshole while its wiggling around
>its just started to grow hair
>its a perfect innie pussy
>dick goes into full raging hard on
>cover up with towel again
>stepdad notices this and makes the girls go play somewhere else
>look at everyone there and tell them " Im sorry I cant do this "
> " stepdad says, I understand it takes some getting used to "

I think you have to be raised to be nudists, its not something you can just go do as a guy in your twenties because all you can do is think about sex.

How do they keep pedophiles off of nude beaches for that matter? im beginning to suspect nudism is actually about shady perverts.

Nudists are wierdos

very true. sometimes you do get girls like this.

yes there is a lot of sexual activity at nude beaches. when they think they can get away with it.

It's not just that. It's the whole attitude of people. I am spending every single summer on nudist beaches and not only am I 100% bonerless, but I have never even seen a guy with a boner.

That's a fantasy of a sick mind. If you were on an actually nude beach with your family/friends, that is not how it would go. But at least you typed many letters, so I guess here's a (you) for that.

Wow really? I got to long branch. Any more stories from there or pictures? Surprised there’s hot girls.

There are swinger and porn beaches, those are not regular nude beaches.

thanks for your neat story

>see this girls but getting hard on is lewd or in bad taste

What the fuck?! These girls arent here expressing the movement of freedom, they are there to be looked at, otherwise why would they shave their pussy and get clit rings.

BUT I CANT GET HARD.

fuck out of here with that stupid logic double standard bullshit

Those are not even nudists. The girls who go topless on regular beaches (which those hoes right there did) are just sluts. You can get a boner for them.

she's right, user. you're just a fag

Don't get me wrong. I couldn't stop looking whenever i got a chance, but it wasn't like watching a porno and getting a raging boner. More of a "When am I gonna see this again" type thing

anyone who says a nude beach isn't sexual even in the slightest way is a fucking lying faggot and can't accept that humans are sexual creatures and you're just following a biological mechanism. Sure you're not going there to jerk off or get a quick nut off with a strangers help, but you're not going there only for an all over tan, that's for damn sure.

No it really happened and it wasn't a fun experience. Even if the girls were hot, now you family knows that you popped wood for a preteen.

They have never mentioned anything but you can only imagine what they say about me behind doors.

I never should have fucking went there. its not my fault they all had nice bodies, im only human.

You do there for freedom, you perv.

Well you're a hopeless perv then. The first time I went to a nude beach I was 25, and I didn't have a boner then, and I still didn't have a boner on a nude beach since, and I am 40 now. I haven't seen anyone with a boner for 15 years and I am out there for at least a month every year. So if your family has a bad opinion about you, they are pretty spot on.

There's a nude beach in Long Branch? Never knew. Idk about Lot G until like 3 years ago. Anyways, yeah. You can catch some hot girls early Saturday sometimes. No pics. Always been with female friends who'd judge the FUCK out of me for creeping

sooo I have a saline fetish. where I fill my nutsack with saline. well, I did this with about 500ml of saline before going to the nude beach in Toronto with my gf and our friend. had lots of looks with a huge nutsack there lol

No no there’s not a nude beach in Ling Branch haha. I’m saying I go there during the summer and know about Sandy Hook. You went with female friends? Are they hot?

And the girls there on Saturdays are like typical NJ teens or older?

Hahah saline fetish? Mate..

Your friend got to see your gf completely naked... wow

Talk to me more about that 40 year old ass my lovely lovely user

>Heart starts to beat


Did they defibrillate you?

same person here. it's a fun time and people are pretty social there. you kinda had a mix of everyone there, but only about 1/3 of the people were actually nude. lots of nude gays. kinda annoying when you got people snapping pics around you with their phones. I don't care so much, but it makes people not want to go around nude when people are snapping pics.

Yea dude, most people are raised in the nudist community.

my body just reacted to seeing naked women.

Is that shaq in the background?

Stayed at a nude RV park type thing in my state for a few weeks, was invite only and went with an older friend of mine. It’s all good fun.

it was a girl and who the fuck cares? oh no she see us naked. the 3 of us used to party naked all the time lol. get over it, it's just nudity.

You know when you get really horny making out with a girl you like and your hearts starts to beat, its was like that.

Mo I’m saying that’s kinda hot. Your friend got to see you gf naked

>the 3 of us used to party naked all the time
that explains why you didn't care that your friends saw your "GF" aka beard naked

what about it? lol. gf's into it as well. we give her huge temporary tits with saline. and my nutsack becomes bigger than a grapefruit lol

wtf? what is the attraction or arousing part of this fetish?

I've fucked on a beach, but it wasn't a nude beach...

I mean... what happened to just fucking a chick and enjoying it? You injecting your balls and her tits with saline?

dude, you're 40 and on 4chins? get a fucking life, for fucks sake.

One of those older women who tan all the time to the point of being unhealthy, short dark red curly hair, ass like two basketballs, and shiny from smooth skin not from lotion.

my female friend at the nude beach.

I do have a life.

It doesn't take a whole life to visit a site from time to time.

huge body parts?
the same reason why people like huge tits and big dicks? lol. I get the process isn't for everyone, but to say you don't get the attraction of big parts doesn't make sense to me.

same here lol

didn't realize Sup Forums had an age limit lol.

i kinda get the tits, i guess, because it is pretty natural for guys to dig that in general. much more nature than nurture. but a grapefruit sized scrotum just makes you seem fucking retarded, which is, i'm assuming, what you are.

you must be new here

Oof, so than a fake ass

>I disagree with your fetish so you are retarded
Great debate m8.

It's saline, so incase you didn't know, it goes away slowly over about 2 days.

this milf and her husband were at polo beach. she just got topless, probably showing off her new implants.

if we can't get our dicks hard at mediocre milfs on the beach

then the terrorists have won

this is the same argument that pedos give for being middle aged and hanging around chuck-e-cheese.

>Randy this isn't actually a nude beach.
>But Earl I love how the wind caresses my balls!
>Well there's that Randy.

this makes sense as a rebuttal how?

so you're comparing chuck E cheese and Sup Forums? makes sense.

What?

Dude this site is 18+. Go back to 9gag or whatever kindergarten you came from in the first place.

with the right superzoom camera you can catch them while they're unaware.

yeah, they did win

back in 2001

"big parts", so you would be attracted to someone with a huge head? or someone with huge toes?

Late teen + Is what I usually notice. One time there were 2 decent like 20somethings with a comedically fat landwhale. A hot one sunbathed for awhile. Then there were more by the water. Great tits. You might catch like 5 in a really good day spread out along the beach.

" I didnt shave my pussy this way just to be stared at you perverts "

If naturism isnt about nudity then why dont they let the hair grow out and cover it up some, why let everyone see the insides of your labia.

Oh yea because nudism is about getting attention, plain and simple.

If it was about freedom all the men should be able to walk around with hard dicks and just shoot cum-loads in the sand.

>It's saline, so incase you didn't know, it goes away slowly over about 2 days.
unlike you, i'm not retarded, so it's obvious to anyone over 8 years old that it gets absorbed into the body eventually.

the difference here is that your mate is getting looks because she has large breasts, which is somewhat prized biologically. you having a large scrotum has never been prized biologically or otherwise. it's a different fetish between the two of you. people think she's attractive for it. people think you're strange for it. there's a difference in the type of attention.

i'm sorry i had to spell this out for your simple mind, i figured you would have been able to put it together from my previous post and that the retarded part was in reference only to your fetish. but, as it turns out, it's to you in general.

Fuck that sounds amazing

No, but I like big sexual parts.
People can be attracted to anything, like feet?

Anyways, you clearly are too immature and uneducated to discuss fetishes with. So I will not discuss this with you anymore. Goodbye.

>social
This. Ive usually been with female friends so we probably get more attention, but guys have been social...yeah nvm. They just wanted to fuck my female friends.

hanging around with teenagers and college aged kids as a 40 year old is pretty pathetic. what i was doing is giving you a metaphor, but i guess that's lost on you.

OH I FORGOT! There's apparently a huge swinger community! My friend said the "mayor" of the nude beach tried to recruit her and her gf one time!

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>people think you're strange for it. there's a difference in the type of attention.
why the fuck do you think I went to the nude beach with huge nuts? Obviously for the attention. Someone, get this guy a prize!!!

I got a nude beach here in Seattle all the time. Lots of fatties - both men and women, but there's also some hot 20-somethings that show up too. It's a bit of a dice roll.

As far as sex on a beach goes - been there, done that. As the others have said though, it wasn't a nude beach. I wouldn't fuck on a nude beach because I wouldn't want to do anything to get it shut down.

And as others have also said, you don't really sport wood on a nude beach. For one it's discouraged because it's not supposed to be sexual, and for two you shouldn't be there trying to get cheap thrills. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing some hot naked women on the beach, but it's not a sexual thing, more of an appreciation when they're taking the time to maintain their body.

Idiot. Do you think those women shave specially for the nude beach? My wife is shaven when we are at the nude beach and is shaven when it's winter and we are at home as well. You either shave it or you don't. If you do you won't grow a fur just because you're about to hit the beach.

What part of oahu? North shore?

Really??? I swing with my gf so that’s interesting!! In Sandy Hook you mean? Or a town around there?

can confirm, but people still think nude beach = sex beach, they have preconceived notions

people are idiots and these people should avoid nude beaches if they think it's a big orgy. being naked is a feeling that makes humans feel happy and free.

Especially in the water. Once you swim nude a few times, you start loathing swimming in any other way. It's like if someone would suggest you to take a shower in swimming pants.

Im trying to rationalize what you said. You just said "big parts", not big sexual parts. And the example you used was big dicks and tits. big dicks and tits are common things for people to want a large size. That example doesn't translate to your fetish of expanding your fucking nutsack with saline.

And I have plenty of weird fetishes, Im just trying to understand yours, and you're doing a crappy job of explaining it, and getting offended when others dont understand. Im not hoping to be converted, I just want to understand the arousal. Your GF with big tits makes sense, but who the fuck looks at an expanded nutsack, especially their own, and thinks "wow that is so hot"

agreed, but still, you can't blame them at all, the amount of information about nude spaces is very low, with pretty much non-existent distribution and usually surrounded by taboos

Well that user does, obviously.

>who the fuck looks at an expanded nutsack, especially their own, and thinks "wow that is so hot"
my gf, and her friend.
don't knock it till you try it.

Happened at the beach. If You and your gf swing maybe ylull get lucky. She said they were playing volleyball or something with a group of people, they got to casually talking, and swinging cams up. I'm hazy on details, but if you see any big groups doing something, schmooze your way in *or your gf* and maybe you'll get lucky. They go a lot so it may take time Idk.

I fucked my 15 yo gf on a nude beach once when I was 17. Our friends watched and I felt like a porn star. Finished on her belly and everyone cheered

Not a nude beach but the first time I came was when I was on holiday with my parents at around 13, we were chilling on the sun loungers as usual and I was face down with a towel over me ( I was in and out of the pool so suncream would just wash off me, it was easier/more comfortable than applying it every 15 minutes.)

So anyway there was this one woman next to us with enormous tits, I noticed her a long time ago and got the expected boner out of my system a couple of minutes after she settled into her spot, but then she decided to take her top off an hour in to her sunbathing session, she had the most amazing big nipples which left my cock pressing up against the sun lounger in pain, luckily the beds were slatted, so I had the brilliant idea of sneakily pulling my trunks down and putting my cock through the hole, obviously nobody could see me since I was under a towel, my little cock peeking through the slats in the sunbed, I gyrated a little while looking at her massive tits, I busted my first load right there on the floor inches from this big titted milf as well as my parents who were snoozing inches next to me.

you're an exhibitionist.

Cool thanks for heads up

Either fucking way, they like the attention.

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