Fuck you, this image makes my mouth water

Fuck you, this image makes my mouth water.

Put your watery mouth on this

*unzips dick*

>americlap cuisine

t. American cuisine

I just want to plant my face in that pizza

Who was in the wrong here?

Personally, Gordon was a dick.

I do not think average human (not fat) can eat even one slice of that pizza. Just too much grease..

>*unzips dick*
What??? You can't 'unzip' your ... genitalia.

>frequently go to pizza restaurant
>pizza's not high class, but fine to chow down on while shooting the shit with friends
>so many great memories associated with the place
>suddenly this fucking british chef storms into the restaurant and yells at everyone
>restaurant gets complete makeover and all the food is changed
>can't recognize the place anymore
>food is more expensive and not even that great
>just want some nice greasy pizza
>restaurant loses business and closes down

Thanks a lot Ramsay

>t.

You're not using this meme properly, just stop.

>Being this new

Are you a faggot who wants to suck his dick?

>Restaurant's on the verge of bankruptcy
>both staff and customers agree that the food is greasy slop.
Yeah, Gordon's wrong.

>visit america
>eat pizza with knife and fork
>friends are all laughing
>their face turns to confusion as I keep doing it
>noooo man you eat zar liiike thiss
>the largest american rolls up his sleeve, while the table beings a rhythmic clapping circle
>he rolls up a slice of pizza and dips it in his side order of ketchup
>excitedly proclaims it looks like a "yuletide pizza log"
>watch in horror as the clapping turns to table slapping and they begin making oinking noises
>he inserts it into his mouth slowly with his index finger
>suddenly the entire restaurant starts cheering and applauding
>thats when I made my escape

kek

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I find it hard to believe Ramsey never just eats greasy ol pizza

Like every meal he eats is gourmet?

Even Trump loves his fast food

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>"yuletide pizza log"

Oh noes the meme police is here.

the food is probably amazing

vegan diets are trendy now for fucks sake. there is literally nothing wrong with giant greasy pizzas. the world is just full of low test women and numales now.

This is your final warning sir.

>low test women

who are ironically less attractive than women 30 years ago because they eat a fuckload of low fat food instead of just a little bit of regular food

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Even her camera got fatter.