Any movies about karmic justice?

Any movies about karmic justice?

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Reminder that Amy is being blackballed from Hollywood because she doesn't support Hilary

Reverse Jew psychology

this was a dumb move in general
why would they think the people that drink their beer and schumer fans overlap in any way

Fucking sexists not buying beer.

the fuck are you talking about

karmic justice would be if amy never got a career from her corrupt senator uncle

Who the fuck still buys Bud Light in 2016?

>beer is sold to working class people and poor people
>shill it with two rich jews who hate those people

the europoors should not have bought american beer companies. They're fucking dumb

Beer is for everyone rich and poor
But Bud is pretty much only for terrible rednecks

You realize that while you retards cry about people getting jobs from family connections, tons of other people are getting jobs just because they were born with a symmetrical face? Is that somehow better to you? Employment is rarely based on merit, get a clue.

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I should have specified who drank bud, not beer in general. Like getting yuppies to schlock milwakuee's best or something, just a complete disconnect on the companies part.

I could get community college rejects to build a better ad campaign, hell they could reuse their old 80s/90s campaigns or just stick chicks in bikinis and it would sell more beer than what they did paying those two.

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>this samefag so desperate for attention for random strangers he uses Amy Schumer 'guaranteed replies' threads to fill the sad void in his life and get attention

Yes, its that obvious

I buy Bud Light, though I prefer Coors Light.

>having a preference amongst light beers
they are the same fucking thing and you should feel bad for buying any of them

Either be under aged and buy college tier beer, or grow up and buy good beer. Why the fuck would you buy a mom tier beer like Bud/Miller/Coors light?

I don't feel the least bit bad. I think you can tell the difference, and I like Coors Light better. I've been drinking them for a decade, so maybe my light beer palate has been developed.

I'm a relatively successful liberal.

Is that because Bud Light won't pay you nothin'?

Even if Bud paid me $1/can to drink Bud Light instead, I would still pick Coors. I'd give in at $2/can.

>I'm a relatively successful liberal.
How fucking old are you then?

Why not buy craft beer like a normie?

I'm 28. If I get Bud instead of Coors it's because almost all bars stock Bud, while Coors I think is underrepresented, especially on draft.

Not a Coors man(Sorry Kid, no one will get this reference)but I mostly drink Warstiener(German girlfriend got me into it a while back)and Blue Moon.

Most beer snobs get pretty pissy if I ever drink Blue Moon around them, but eh.

I'd rather have some bourbon anyhow.

If you are 28 and buying light beer, I don't even fucking know what to say. Please tell me you are not a man

So she is really hated in burgerland.
That's actually a relief.
She's obnoxious and untalented, and the push to promote her fatass as attractive by the media is really disturbing.
If the Americans could be brainwashed into liking her then their society would be without hope.

nobody is brainwashed, she had one decent stand up special and her uncle is one of the strongest democratic senators.

Connections=her entire career

was happy until I got to the word Party.
anyway, I cannot believe that an ad campaign that focused on bashing your target demo didnt work.

A lot of craft beers are too heavy for my tastes, and I don't really care about the complex flavor profiles. I just want cold beer, and I want to drink it quickly. The only other beer I sometimes prefer is Guinness, because I think it's easier to drink more of it due to the lack of carbonation or whatever.

good. those who live by the SJW die by the SJW

>putting their liberal agenda in an ad campaign didn't work.png

why did they get poster boy for weed smokers for beer is beyond me. Europeans must be retarded.

I'm a man, sorry. I never understood the all the obsession around craft beer. It always seemed like pretentious posturing to me, but more power to you if you like that sort of thing.

yeah, Guinness is pretty much a light beer, very little body and alcohol just like the light lagers

There are a lot of delicious tasting lighter craft beers too though

>It always seemed like pretentious posturing to me,
thats like saying people who prefer a nice steak to chicken mcnuggets are pretentious.

"Coors cures." --Bill Schroeder

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Mexicans bro. Im mexican myself and dont see the reason why since its watered down as FUCK but whatever. Seriously mexicans. I prefer regular bud if im buying cheap beer.

High Life, PBR, Schlitz
No other cheap beer is worthwhile. People who buy light beer are so fucking confusing. You are buying beer that tastes worse, has less alcohol and costs more than these beers. Why would anyone ever do this?

She got upset at being called fat. She insists that she is normal, despite the belly rolls.

Depending on how you define normal, she is normal. Or even slightly skinnier than normal. You people of the world are worthless overeaters who eat for pleasure instead of nutrition, then you get mad when there's slightly overweight people in the media. Hilarious. Put down the fork you worthless morons and start counting calories.

That's what I'm talkin' about. It ain't "Wasatch Brewing Company's Devastator Double Bock" cures, you know?

I see your point, and I appreciate it. Somehow, it doesn't sway me.

The average person is unhealthily overweight, so being normal should hardly be celebrated
clickhole.com/article/plus-size-model-was-inspiring-then-she-lost-100-po-4936

Normal or not she's definitely fat.

this thread is making me want a beer.

Amy Schumer is America in human form.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anheuser-Busch_brands

DROPPED

This can't be real.

Lets all post good beer instead of talking about terrible anti-American beer like Bud

people who talk about beer(coming from someone who drinks literally every day) come off the same as stonerfags, vapers and if you recall those super fedoras who would post their shaving kits in detail

>Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen will die in your lifetime

except the beer is an everyman thing. All people rich and poor like beer, its not some weird niche community

>tfw no wife to get on top of

>tfw kelly was right

Who would have thought that two insufferable jerks would not be able to sell beer to the everyman?

youtube.com/watch?v=lH8RICyLjDg

is there anyone worse in all of entertainment than Amy Schumer?

I don't understand how they fail so badly at capitalism when market economics were created there. They should be masters at it.

I mean cultural divide used to be much more of a problem but with the internet, research isn't that hard anymore, and just looking at Rogan's c.v he is marijuana personified and schumer while she had an It girl period in our media, none of that spoke of translating across brands, so I assume it had to do with her uncle pulling strings.

>tfw Seth only worked on one good movie
>it was the one normies didn't love so it's hardly known

This movie was fucking awful

The only part where I laughed was when he randomly shot the flasher like some kind of complete psycho.

youtube.com/watch?v=8BjiXedUcdQ

I guess its more just stuffed suits trying and failing to appeal to millennials more than anything. Trying to catch on an appealing to their left leaning politics, which is fucking retarded to bring up any sort of politics in an add, especially when budweiser is the blue collar average joes beer.

It was more of a depression-spiral movie in the long term. Still fucking love that scene.

Again that doesn't make any sense, any survey they've ever done would..show that is a bad idea, and every major company does market survey's.

Market surveys aren't really a hard science.
There's a lot of guessing and personal bias.

You mexicans in the US? Because i've never seen any drink that here, in Mexico, the only popular american beer is Miller, because all the hypebeasts wannabe niggers buy that shit to take pics.

I'd sooner fuck Seth Rogan than the disgusting looking pig whale that is Amy Schumer.

5.8/10 IMDb
50% Rotten Tomatoes
54% Metacritic

Are you having a funny?

put out two survey's to create to hard points, and that will generally give you ideas about your brand. It isn't perfect but I guarantee it would help avoid the amy schumer and rogan as your ad campaign focus.

I would then go over previous campaigns and figure out what worked since that is history, I would then run those commercials for a control group/blind group, which wouldn't cost much at all and completely avoid wasting millions on ad time and more millions on those two jokers.

Coors lite is good if it's a hot day and you're at the beach with your bros.

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>firing the bantz with both barrels

I like to go for natty boh on a hot day or something similar. With natty boh, imagine a better version of heiniken if you've never had it.

I don't get folks who are like "I only drink bud" or "I only drink rare craft brews" and whatnot. A blue moon or a terrapin is nice every now and then. Most craft beers have such a niche taste that you're sorta gambling when you buy them.

REKT

kek

the mad man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>all non light beer is craft beer
he's right you are an uninformed child

and light beer is draft beer

>beer
>wealthy people

Maybe for those filthy new money plebs.

We don't want to fill up on carbs you fat fuck

Yeah, fuck off fag. The only people who question whether I'm a man for drinking light beer have universally been craft beer snobs, and I assumed.

>"The difference in intelligence between an Ashkenazi Jew and a white man is the same as the difference in intelligence between a white man and a black man"

What did Stefan "not an argument" Moly mean by this?

Take your pol shit and get the fuck out pol-nigger.

people always try to expand their brand though. This could just been a failed attempt at it.

liberals that already have beer drinkers in their families aren't going to suddenly switch to bud when for decades it was known as a blue collar beer. Craft beers, foreign shit, or cheap shit in college but honestly as brand expansion goes it doesn't make sense either.

The michael pena stuff..I mean yeah it could have worked as just him if you're trying to get more latinos drinking bud but then shouldn't they be using spanish?

That part of the campaign I get, the other two don't make sense. Amy doesn't have a demographic that drinks beer and neither does rogan which is the point of this entire thread. It literally sells to nobody new unless you think millennials would want to drink bud..I just don't get the marketing sense behind it.

I mean it is a hard problem, it isn't easy to sex up an old brand because it already has a fanbase..so. I'm not sure what i'd do exactly.

youtube.com/watch?v=K9h01VCAPlg

they did have spanish pena commercials which they aired on the spanish channels

that part makes sense, the beer is cheap and hasn't really been pushed towards that demographic so that makes sense. That one part of it does. So they had the right idea, sorta. I'm not sure if latinos view him favorably or not though. he might be seen as whatever their version of an uncle tom is.

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If famous women, hell even just women who preach about it in general, really wanted to promote natural beauty, they'd stop wearing makeup and stop shaving their legs/pits. And yet literally all of them do. Even the ones who pride themselves on having hairy bush still shave the parts people can see.

Pulp Fiction

>Reminder this is a thing
>youtube.com/watch?v=hBGU_VTHEJA

FUCK THAT SHIT

Why the hell would AB even hire these people to promote its product?

One of the probably consumed more semen than beer and the other one is Amy fucking Shumer.

Women don't like her anymore and feminists don't like her, therefor having her support trump means women who hate her will associate trump with her. This is why all jews need to be killed and women should be stripped of the right to vote.

ooh now this is an excellent, 5-stars post

>Observe and Report

More like Obese and Report. Am I right, guys?

Guys?

what kind of logic is this? who cares about models? what does that have to do with anything?

He is arguing that there is a natural inequity to life. That nothing is fair which is why he made that side point about golden rule of faces.