Laura Dern was 20 years old at the time of filming Jurassic Park

>Laura Dern was 20 years old at the time of filming Jurassic Park

Is this a meme or was she really 20? I always thought she was in her early 30's.

No she wasn't, she was 26.

Her FUCKING LEGS

Her LEGGGGZZZZZZZZZ

She single handedly forced me into puberty

Did you look that up?

nuh uh

I assumed she was in her mid-40s.

She's always looked 40.

I did, still thought she was older though.

This is a publicity photo from Blue Velvet (1986), which Laura Dern acted in when she was only 13 years old.

she was 26, but costume and makeup made her look older so people wouldnt think grant was some pedophile the whole movie

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is this one of those
>1990 was 40 years ago
posts?

quit using bad pictures. laura is a babe

isnt she like 75 now?

>coalburner
DROPPED

Only caused you'd be humiliated after realizing your inability to pleasure her in a way she's accustomed to

She was cute in blue velvet

What episode of Twin Peaks is this

That sure worked

Episode 0

She's cuter and naked in Wild at Heart.

she was like 10 in foxes. looked and talked like a 20yo already

My favorite (okay, only) Laura Dern story was that she was dating Billy Bob Thornton at the time he married Angelina Jolie. Like, literally, the marriage was a surprise to her. The quote I read was something like, "I went off to make a movie and while I was gone my boyfriend got married."

what the fug. She seemed way older. Fug I'm 26 I haven't been on a dinosaur adventure yet what am i doing

SHE LOOKS LIKE DAVID LYNCH FUCK

how to act like Laura Dern 101

look annoyed

cock head to the side

sigh

isnt she playing snoke in episode 8?

she looks at least 14 here

kek

But she was a 26ish y/o grad student in the book.

this still triggers me. scariest moment from any film for sure.

no that's just how she looks and Sam Neil looked young for his age.

She bought a hot meal after the first paycheck

she looks old because of her long, non-neotenous face.

>Cooper: The Undercover Files

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imagine being the photographer

kek

Jolie has been taking other women's mans for a while.

imagine being the pillow

Imagine being the bathrobe

Imagine being

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I might.

I didn't ask for this Satre

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Imagine

> tfw your jimmies got awakened by the blonde 14 yo girl in jurassic park and up to this day would still her

post jp's real qtpie

This scene...

I

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Imagine being the Photographer in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Laura Dern, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that Photog and not only man that camera while Laura Dern flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that "sexy" pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT, JURASSIC PARK WAS LIKE 30 YEARS AGO, but DAMN, LAURA DERN STILL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies making Casting Couch videos. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another shot, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking professional. You're not going to lose your future film career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

and then those jimmies got rustled after reading the book and finding out how terrible her character was in that

any ass shots?

2deep4me to be honest, family.

how is that even thick you retard

gross

he's irish

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>where we're going, we don't need an age of consent

I like this.

This is Laura Dern's daughter.
She was 13 months old when JP 1 came out.
Time goes by, eh?

a shower not a grower, just like mom

Imagine being John Hammond in that scene

7 vaginas

underrated post

Poor Hammond was only 40 at the time.

*brraaap*

>be me
>12 years old
>go to library
>rent a book called Jurassic Park
>its good!
>whole family ends up reading it
>short time after the movie is announced
>super excited!
>Malcolm isn't bald and pudgy
>Kid roles have been swapped (girl is now the computer wiz)
>Hammond not a huge dick
>Grant is.. well he was okay.
>Ellie is.. wait she's supposed to be a cute 23 year old girl, why did they cast a 40 year old woman?

I never knew.

I had a similar experience senpai
>strict parents wouldn't let me go see the film
>borrowed the book from the library and read it in secret
>later saw the film on VHS at a friend's house
>wtf book was way scarier

it did not work

holy shit she was 18-19 in blue velvet?!?1

he slipped getting up and he couldnt see her face so he didnt know where to put his hand

Ay yo real talk, if you wouldn't fuck Dern in her prime, you gay as toilet AIDs niggas

If prime is 20, and Dern looked like 40 when she was 26 would her prime be 13?

hi sam

Dern is at her best in Wild at Heart

she was 13 in so, yes.

never noticed she has tiny boobs before, how old was she in JP?

Shut up Sean

Imagine

Lex was around 13 when shooting the movie.

Shame they cut the part where the T-Rex chases Grant and the kids in the water.

Is that from the book?

She was not you fucking liar. She was 18 when she filmed Blue Velvet.

Well the pic is from the Sega Genesis game, but yeah in the book there's a part where Grant and the kids escape from the T-Rex attack and then have to walk back to the visitor center,
a long the way they find a canal and a utility shack.
However they also spot the T-Rex resting nearby under a tree, so they go into the shack and look around, they find a rubber boat and decide to use it to float down the canal, however the LOUD self inflation of the boat awakens the T-Rex, who then glides into the water to chase them.
Grant observes that the T-Rex in the water somewhat resembles a crocodile.

It's like you fags have never seen wild at heart.

NSFW

Explore Asia you doofus.

Live your life.

Do you mean this?

Not all of us are trust fund babies, faggot

Fapped out a couple to that one when I found it, all cuz of Jurassic Park.

>ywn fuck her
why even life?

>a middle-aged guy is a pedophile for dating a 26 year old

Why do aging women claim this?

Don't kill yourself, get an average girl and cosplay with her!

>Watch out Ellie, here comes the cockosaurus-rex

26 = still a babby
27 = grown ass adult. fuck you are fuck your life

t. just crossed the threshold

I really want to go to asia/Tokyo or some shit and just enjoy myself

I have a weird enjoyment of neon at night

but I have awful social anxiety and this shit will never happen so why even live

Everyone is a baby, faggot

she was actually hot in Wild at Heart

>live your life
>buy a bunch of dumb shit at a mall the size of a city surrounded by gooks
Hell yeah