ITT we bow down to Master Pain

ITT we bow down to Master Pain

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It's Betty you moron

Do it or hell cut off your big toe

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i fukin love this movie

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooh eweeeeeooooh weeoooh

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Your days are over, mister

How about another PARALYZER!

That's badong

isn't betty a woman's name?

“I like big butts...”

this fag gets it. good work.

>You go that way
>I'll go home

"What kind of bird is crowing?"

I don’t think so

>Not beginning your post with the theme song

Shirt-ripper!

Go to 0:42.

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I only bow to Master Doug.

Why is this?

Ohhhh pinnnnn the mouwwwthhhh

Best line in cinematic history, ever.

Eenie meenie miney mo
I wonder where my glove will go

Leap that wall, if you're so great!
...big deal. Up and oveeeeeerrrr!

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“I am a great magician. You’re clothes are red!”

Face to foot style, how'd ya like it?

Try my nuts to your fist style! Nyeeeh!

Ahh again with the squeaky shoes!

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

Tiger, tiger, tiger. Bird, birdy

Tis mearly a flesh wound!

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

wrong movie laddie

betty is still a gurls name

Close enough

My ass. Nyahhhh!

you shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with......a HERRING!!!

I am a magician.. MY SHIRT IS RED!

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CHOSEN ONE!!

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I'M COMING!

CHOSEN ONE!

Watch the movie ffs

I'M COMING!

I hope you're joking cause that's literally the line after he tells everyone to call him betty

CHOSEN ONE!!

"If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"

Pay no attention to wimp lo.. we puposly trained him wrong.. as a joke

I'M COMING!

Someone has obviously trained you wrong, as a joke.

That’s from the movie, dummy

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>it's a net and it's tiny

- I'll go this way
- I'll go this way
- I'll go home!!

:):):)

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Death sentence

hivemind

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Chicken go cluck cluck
Cow go moo
Piggy go *snort* *snort*
How about you?

The best part is when he struggles to breath through it

OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

Lemur go *click click*
Ostrich goes BLEH
Koala goes KCH-KCH-KCH-KCH
huh?!

Goddamn it why are you guys distracting me with nostalgia from when I was a stoned teenager? I'm a stoned adult now and i need to go to work

Learn to multi-task, mouth breather

Not about to Sup Forums and drive

I'll take a pound of nuts...

I knew you weren't cool...

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

HE JUST LEFT.
WITH NUTS.

Takes one to know one.
So's your face.
I know you are but what am I.
I am rubber you are glue.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never cure your faggottry.

Pick one.

Sweet Christ!! WTF????

this is the best thread I've seen in years

I may be autistic for this but I watch this movie once a week

He looks gay.

OUR. SEXUAL. PREFERENCES. ARE. OUR. OWN. BUISINESS.

I like this thread
I like you guys

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

Finally a good thread on Sup Forums

What in god's name is that thing?

His name is tonguey

I should not have asked

Dumbass

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I saw this movie thein the theater as a sophomore in college with 5 of my friends. We were the only ones in the theater, drunk, stoned and laughing our asses off.

I know Kung Pow is objectively stupid and terrible, but I’ll always love it, and it still makes me laugh just thinking about it over 15 years later

He went that way! WITH NUTS!

How many miles? Would you say..... ten million?!

Why???

I’m on an iPhone. What is it?

Mantis eating a nipple.

Gross.

. . . you broke a thermometer in my hands

Okay. So here were my options: A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick or B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die. Shoulda gone with A.

Also: At that moment, Chosen One learned an important lesson about iron claws: they hurt like carp, man!

Also: I mean, I'm no doctor or nothing, but that was like, ONE CLEAN CHUNK. Shouldn't there be like bones, or organs and stuff?

that's like ... his stomach plug on the ground over there

>iphone
>gross
Get the fuck out normie

I’m sorry that your poor and maladjusted. Being mad at others about that won’t make your life better.

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Where the stream at, you know the rules OP