I was all boned up for a game of Eurasian Risk, when OP fucks off and everybody leaves. Weak, seriously. But I'll stick around for you.
Rules are as posted; generals will only be granted to disadvantaged nations. Let's have a fun, clean game.
(This is my first time GMing one of these things, so go easy on me pls)
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>Holy Vatican Empire.
>Red
>Italy
Bumping for interest. Kinda have to have more players to start
Taranto Scorpiongirl Empire
Gold
Italy
You'll both have to specify which parts of Italy if you intend to share it. Otherwise Vatican was first
I want Vatican city obviously.
Obviously Apulia.
Alright, then the Vatican Empire will receive only the territory of Rome (Holy See) and the Scorpiongirl Empire will receive only the heel.
Now we wait for everyone else to arrive.
>Poland-Lithuania
>Gold
>Poland
Preferably start me around Warszawa
For clarity, since I've started both of you with two territories, I'll start all new players with two territories (assuming anyone else joins)
Hello neighbor, do you wish to engage in a Non-Aggression Pact over our mutual bond of being Roman descent.
>Looistan
>Brown
>India
You cannot be gold; that's already been claimed by the Scorpiongirl Empire. Choose a different colour or I'll choose one for you.
I was that OP, sorry for being such a faggot.
>Blue
>New Spurdoland
>Latvia
Give me yellow
Of course neighbor, I will sign a NAP.
Don't forget your tripcode and bonus. I'll register you after you fix your trip
Finland
Blue
Vlad's Lands
Thanks for hosting
Ooopps,forgot my trip
Expand to Albania, and spill into Montenegro.
Great, let us have a long lasting alliance, killing many Turkish Heretics.
gotcha
You cannot be blue. New Spurdoland has already claimed that colour. Choose an alternative.
I shall use that small +2 I have leftover to conquer a bit of Croatia.
Teal
Skeleton Army
Purple
Siberia
Start in Kazachstan
Ill take purple if its available.
sure is benis around here
can i join?
Purple
gimmes outh sudan anywhere in that area
Holy shit like 20 players by now
DUBS! I start with 4 territories.
Take northern Italy (Any territory North of my starting position) spill Switzerland.
whatever color i didnt see it was taken
You have to have a name and a colour that hasn't already been taken. The map is almost complete for the start of the game. After I post the starting map, there won't be any new nations registered.
As a reminder, there have been no starting rolls yet since new players are still registering
what colors available
I'll just give you a random one
thanks OP
THIS STARTS THE GAME! Roll here for our first official turn.
Take northern Italy (Any territory North of my starting position) spill Switzerland.
Expand South
how are bonuses going to be used? is it +2 for every Territory?
Fill finland
Spill into Norway
Fill Latvia. Sbill to Belarus :-D
t. Spurdo Sparde
...
You have a value map in the lower right corner newfriend
Haha Sigsdee Nine. Benis go indo mouth.
Go south.
expand south
Fill Russia.
Green, Egypt, Rolling.
Alright, I will primarily focus on conquering the entirety of the Balkans, any objections?
thanks Dracula!
bump
I have no plans for the Balkans, you may take them.
Nap m8?
You're in Funland right? Okay, how about you leave me the Baltics, I leave you Scandanavia and West Russia.
Russia belongs to the Skeleton Army.
OUR FIRST MUPDATE!
Events:
Vlad and the Spurdos move throughout the potato lands.
An aggressive Scorpiongirl conquest of the Balkans, plus a NAP with the Vatican.
Spooky motherfucking skeletons!
What will happen next?
Talk that over with Vlad, my man. I have no interest in your Socialist Tundra
Continue to expand South.
Continue filling Russia.
Take the rest of Northern Italy, Spill Switzerland.
Expand to take ovet Egypt.
Icelandic Empire
Dark Red
Iceland
Fill Belarus. Spill To Estonia and Lithuania
expand to take over sudan
Push into China.
Fug Forgot bonus. Should be enough to fill Belarus.
Eurasian Union? We'd be a force to be reckoned with.
Fill up Bosnia, and spill into Croatia. If even more excess, fill up Slovenia.
Only if you give me a pair of cat ears for every skeleton in my army.
They're yours.
Amsterdamn
Dark Olive
Netherlands
Then our alliance is complete.
Nice trips.
Good omen for the rest of the game, I hope.
gonna start posting from my phone. If this changes my ID, will verify on The PC. If not, just ignore this post.
MUPDATE #2! Happenings:
A Kawaii-Motherfucking Skeletons alliance?!
Sudan and the Poo-in-Loos grow steadily, as does Egypt.
Several new players join the game!
Alright, this is me, OP.
Continue filling Russia.
Recognised. You can continue playing as you are.
Push towards Caspian sea.
Any Plans you want to discuss?
Fill North Italy, spill Switzerland.
Shit in the streets to the South East.
Take over West Ukraine. Spill to gyppoland
I got a 69 OP.
Continue filling Croatia, and spill into Serbia. Excess goes to the rest of Balkans
Fill out towards the East. Teach the savages the glory of The Republic.
Take those two Small islands and go to England
I want Russia. Nothing else yet.
fill southsudan and continue taking north
Forgot Bonus.
Hello, Spurdoland, do you want to have a NAP? If so, please do not conquer any Balkan territories.
Fill Egypt, if spill, Israel
Pali
Did I calculate your bonus incorrectly? I gave you 13+an invasion bonus I thought. Like I said, it's my first time, so give me any tips if you think I'm calculating incorrectly
You missed +4 territories.
Alright, I'll grant you an additional 4 to go with your roll this turn. From now on, bonuses will be based on your national capital, not your base of invasion.
Alright. I will stay out of the balkans and Romania.