$100 Sup Forums what cryptocurrency should I invest into?

$100 Sup Forums what cryptocurrency should I invest into?

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dogecoin.

Niggercoin

Kill-yourself-coin. The cunto currency that doesnt exist but if you invest in it the world would be a lot gappuer.

chaturbate

*happier

POE. You'll get alot for 100

Sup Forumsitcoin

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Gym membership

Foruna and hodl

Invest in a nigger whore and bust a nut in her butt

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He’s so proud of his 100$ bill

Ponzicoin

The first time I dabbed I knew there was something more to the simple dance move than met the eye. There was something about the dab that was special. Something, dare I say, powerful.

I've done research on the matter, of course, and I've started to pick up on clues. The angle of the arm where you tuck your head (henceforth known as the "Dabbing Arm") and the aerodynamic angling of the extended opposite arm (henceforth known as "The Rudder") create a symbol of power that was once used by ancient mystics. Why these wisemen used the Dab Symbol is unknown to modern scholars and is a matter of hot debate, but I believe that early man had discovered the potential power in the dab. Over millennia, unfortunately, it appears that mankind had forgotten about the dab.

That is, ladies and gentlemen, until recently. The Dab has resurfaced, supposedly starting around Atlanta, Georgia (though that's a matter of debate in the Professional Dabbing Community), but this begs to question why? Why has dabbing returned? Could it be that there are forces at work beyond our conception pulling the strings? Perhaps a benevolent God or deity has decided that our society was ready to embrace the dab, and that through Dabbing we shall reach enlightenment. On the other hand, it's also possible that the power of Dabbing was reintroduced into society be someone meaning to sew chaos. If the sort of awesome powers that stem from dabbing could be wielded by a complete novice then who could say how much collateral damage could be taken?

I believe that dabbing is connected to the Ancient Egyptians. Think about it; when you dab your Dabbing Arm is bent at approximately a 45 degree angle. The pyramids are also triangular and are roughly 45 degree angles. Start to see connections? Madonna understood this, which is why she wrote the song "Walk Like An Egyptian". Madonna truly is one of the brightest minds of this century.

Kys mate

keep up the good work mate.

*dab*
You just got dabbed on m8
Git fukt

Burn your money, spamcoin boy

HAHAHA you're that idiot that got banned from his doctor's office!

Investment is literally the least of your worries.

The first time I dabbed I knew there was something more to the simple dance move than met the eye. There was something about the dab that was special. Something, dare I say, powerful.

I've done research on the matter, of course, and I've started to pick up on clues. The angle of the arm where you tuck your head (henceforth known as the "Dabbing Arm") and the aerodynamic angling of the extended opposite arm (henceforth known as "The Rudder") create a symbol of power that was once used by ancient mystics. Why these wisemen used the Dab Symbol is unknown to modern scholars and is a matter of hot debate, but I believe that early man had discovered the potential power in the dab. Over millennia, unfortunately, it appears that mankind had forgotten about the dab.

That is, ladies and gentlemen, until recently. The Dab has resurfaced, supposedly starting around Atlanta, Georgia (though that's a matter of debate in the Professional Dabbing Community), but this begs to question why? Why has dabbing returned? Could it be that there are forces at work beyond our conception pulling the strings? Perhaps a benevolent God or deity has decided that our society was ready to embrace the dab, and that through Dabbing we shall reach enlightenment. On the other hand, it's also possible that the power of Dabbing was reintroduced into society be someone meaning to sew chaos. If the sort of awesome powers that stem from dabbing could be wielded by a complete novice then who could say how much collateral damage could be taken?

I believe that dabbing is connected to the Ancient Egyptians. Think about it; when you dab your Dabbing Arm is bent at approximately a 45 degree angle. The pyramids are also triangular and are roughly 45 degree angles. Start to see connections? Madonna understood this, which is why she wrote the song "Walk Like An Egyptian". Madonna truly is one of the brightest minds of this century.

Save the money, it has devin townsend printed on it. Ziltoid will get mad if you spend it.

bitcoin it hit a low and is going back up ride the wave and cash out in about a week or so

Yeah you mad cause you don't haz moneh.

I fucked a lot of old ladies for this money faggot.

I bought computer parts for three times that anount yesterday, and have warhammer figures worth ten times what you’re holding.. who’s the loser now? Oh... wait...

Dabcoin

Hey it's this faggot again.

It seems like you and that faggoty kid whos always threatening to kill himself are the only people who make threads here anymore.

Haha really dabbed on that h8r

Kekd

>$100
>invest

pick one

I bet 100 $ you’re not rich enough to roll the bills into a roll and put up your ass. That will be alpha as fuck and show that you are rich. (And you can still use them after).

K and I have a 1957 Chevy Belair what's your point faggot?

>Crypto currency
>Invest

Sage

Ooooh he keeps bringing the heeet *DAB!*

That you’re autistic as fuck. So when you’re fagging around in your oversized piece of junk, it’s still a handicap wagon.

Someone killed our dog and stole my monitor

The Chevy is the same vintage as Grandma's piano in the background. You live in her basement?

Haha gotem! *dab dab dabdabdab*

looks like a fucking hamster

Got that right faggot problem?

Don't insult the only oldfag left on this site.

>Claims to have lots of money
>Uses 1.2MP potato to post
>Fat fuck
>Shitty beard
>Lives in basement

This is like a goddamned Sup Forumstard starter kit. Show us your fedora.

I am younger than you an i make $10k a month

Let that sink in for a moment