How many times did you have sex this year?

how many times did you have sex this year?

OP:
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I don't count.

how many women did you have sex with then

Can't put that on resume :)

0 men
0 women
I'm 26.

So far probably around 30+ times

1 girl and i’d estimate roughly 20 times on the conservative side

About 5 times. Not enough.

ive literally never even held hands with a woman

GF cries during sex. Just not fun anymore.

FAGGOT

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ye

Hmmm, maybe like 25?

your mom doesnt count

Somebodies jealous
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

0 indeed

Like 20 to 40? Only kissless virgins keep track of that shit.

8 times
7 different girls
18-26 they were
46 i am

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>the absolute state of nu Sup Forums

nigger i creampied an Asian milf last night im not jealous

>counting

>Your mom doesn’t count

And you had to go to Thailand you said?

4 so far.

your mom does tho

So does yours.
I think i’ll pay her a nice visit.
Maybe i can make up for all that child support I never paid for you in some way or another

we all know you and your micro peener couldnt make any girl feel shit

You are the one who is an asian kid fucking his own mother.
You have a micropeen by default

With the gf,
If each time counts as at least a 30 minute break inbetween we avg. ~2.5 a day so ~ 912 times. cool I’m gonna tell her

2 times, same girl. At least I got my dick wet tho.

Probably around 30. I was gone from the gf for 2 weeks at one point.

nigger im white
we all know youre the one with the micro peener who couldnt even pleasure a bunny

love how this guy states his age and their ages like we should be like "oh wow you're older than them, you are a champ!"

Zero, so far.

>couldn’t even pleasure a bunny
Bitch i’d fuck a bunny so hard i’d kill it. All i do is make rabbits cum on my dick bitch. I’m the fucking bunny master. They praise my cock. Do you even know who you are fucking with? The built a shrine of my dick and hop around it half the day and hop on mine the other half. I’m a fucking rabbit god mother fucker you can’t even fathom the amount of rabbit dick I have collected in the jar on in my living room. I could drink that shit like water for 5 years son. I have half rabbit half human retards hopping all around my state because i’ve impregnated so many rabbit hoes that it’s a problem.

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andddddddd we found the creep

Anddddd we found a faggot.

how many times did you make eye contact with a member of the opposite gender in your entire life?

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Welcome to Sup Forums
Faggot

> implying we have sex on this board.

Zero. And I'm a gay man with a boyfriend.

lol as if this is impressive. It's not hard to manipulate young, dumb girls into sex as an established adult.

>inb4 u jelly?

I'm a fag, so no.

Whats sex?

Not everyone is like you, faggot.

He is probably cheating on you then...
Gay men have a lot of sex....
Sorry Sup Forumsro

Thats why you kill them and get a new one every so often. They just give up after a while

1.
I think.
Might have fucked my gay mate too.
I get way too fucking drunk and don't remember entire nights though.

20+ I think

2012 20
2013 33
2014 32
2015 27
2016 25
2017 28
2018 2
1st gf after being a wizard so of course i counted, and i still keep the tradition.
>stopped counting her cycles after 2 years. it was 27 or 28 days average.

0, but fucked a milf at christmas last year.

I started fucking 28th Jan this year.
Girl 1: Fucked 3 times already, she's great.
Girl 2: Fucked once, but it was awful and I won't call her ever again.

Greentext it

lol nope. We've never really had sex. We do... other things.

Jan-June 2017- lost count as was trying to repair a failing marriage with the D and the make-up sex.
June 2017- present - a big fat zero.
My sex drive is almost non existent at the moment as I'm spending too much of my time on other things that are making me happy that I was denied in that god awful 10 years.

fucked wife prob twice this year, she's 26 weeks pregnant and we're busy people

prob jacked off like 30 times

I'm 26. Live with girlfriend. 4-5 times this year.

nil

nice quads. what do you do?

Wear diapers and frot/jerk each other off.

Had sex on new years with a chinese girl, I am now recovering from chlamydia from her.

Had sex with another girl from a club 3 times last week.

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Faggot

So you are just spreading that chylamidia shit around?

Fucking degenerate

Well, yeah.

Only once honestly

i will rephrase this
>how many times have you had sex from 1987-2018
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That seems low given you live with her

Assuming five or six times a week for the past six weeks, probably about 30. I honestly don't count though, that's an estimate.

>be me
>christmas/holiday, plenty of free time
>want something to fuck
>searched for a sex dating site like tinder
>found a milf in my area, she searched for sex adventures
>met her in her families house, while husband and kids are in the living room
>went with her in the bedroom
>fucked the shit out of her, fucked first time a women in her ass, she did ass to mouth
>kissed her on her mouth after that
>went home to wash my stinky dick

Was pretty good.

Twice with the same prostitute.

4 times with year with the same crazy cunt, all together I have no idea the amount of times I’ve had sexual, I’ve had sexual with 40 girls and had 3 serious gfs though, I am 23 and lost my virginity at 20

right? i'm 27 and have stopped dating completely. whores are honestly cheaper if you make them want it, and most of them are nymphs anyway. I fucking love whores

Yeah it's a bit on the low side. I'm lazy and fap too much.

Don't know exactly, but it's somewhere between 10 and 15 times. I did wank some 90-100 times in the same period though.

6 times with a woman.
2 times with a men.

I'm this guy:
Do you fap more than me?

You know there is an age limit on this site right?

I had no idea i had STDs until last week

The farthest i got is hug a girl, everything else you can think yourself

so much better eh

Very common.
Most of the problems couples had with getting pregnant in the '70s (and the consequent rise of in-vitro fertilization) was due to most girls in the '60s having Chlamydia and being unaware. The disease causes scarring in the Fallopian tubes which means the eggs don't get to the cervix.
It's quite possible for a person of either sex to have Chlamydia without showing and symptoms.

Zero, just like last year, and every year before that.

I hire a hooker with tax return money every year and I just filed.

pussy go out on a date if that's what you want

or get a S&M milf to stick her soles in your face and lead you around on a leash while you bark and pant like a dog, whatever floats yr boat

3, but it was the same bitch

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> i have gf

Banged gf today twice, total +10 this year

2 times
But i got more blowjobs
Picking up a friend from uni tomorrow at night
She'll probably want to do stuff
Kinda excited