At work (dude)

At work (dude)

those are some pretty nice legs, no homo.
might as well show us your butt too

...

kek, you have to make it a point that you're a dude

>(dude)
why the fuck are they shaven..? are you a faggot?

Hairy legs look ugly with short shorts

hot legs, u gay?

Um, men who aren't faggots don't wear short shorts..
Just admit you suck cock

krep posting faggot

I wear short shorts because they look much nicer with hairless legs

>shaving legs = faggot
>wearing short shorts = faggot
Regardless of your reasons, it checks out.
Girls definitely don't like either on men

I don't agree with the first one, but I definitely agree with the second

can we get a ass pic already?

stick an apple magic mouse up your asshole and show us a pic

>I don't agree with the first one
Why would a straight man want to shave his legs?

I don't know

awesome aerodynamics

Magic mice are expensive and have a sharp edge

>cuffs on shorts
gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys

I think cuffs look great on shorts

Go to the work bathroom, and show us your fucking butt you tease!

looks like you have a job, not a career.

true

how do you deal with having a gaping asshole? does it make day to day life complicated?

My asshole is actually very tight

That's because you're gay. Nothing wrong with that, you AIDS filled dickcusion, but accept your faggotry with a little more grace.

The AIDS filled part is not true

Prove it

I can't. But instead of that my throat is quite often a little sore

What are your thoughts on BBC?

Don't really have the chance to see one from close-up where I live

is that cause they're always deep up your ass

No it's cause I live in that part of the world

Where exactly do you live?
Maybe if you're lucky, I'll be close by and suck your cock

Hungary and I'm a full bottom

Sorry I'm only looking for BBC

hungary faggot! why don't you go eat a dick?

I did that 11 hours ago (did not eat that actually)

Hmm, UK here.
You're loss user

You wanted to suck me anyway

I also would mind burying my 7 incher in your butt, but we can't always get what we want

Anyways the city (Budapest) is filled to the brim with English guys celebrating their bachelor parties, you can fly over anytime