Unironically, unevitable biopic fucking when???

Unironically, unevitable biopic fucking when???

His fantasy was going good till the sperm bank comment, it's like come on you own the only alive penis in existence, at least one of 10 billion women will want it

>virus will also destroy the sperm samples
kek

based

>suddenly every woman turns lesbian

>any woman you want
>except the lesbians and the ones with no interest in pregnacy

that was beta as cuck

That's very optimistic. Realistically you're looking at a scenario similar to that episode of Sliders; the government would hunt you down, lock you in a constantly monitored facility, and they'd force you to cum into some cups every day so that it could be used in what the government decides are optimal females to be artificially inseminated. At best, you'd probably be able to talk the government into letting you have a number of girls that suck/jerk you off or that you can fondle or watch while you're being milked.

hot

Y: The Last Man

>how dare you have gf
>HERE TAKE THIS OJ

would watch

sounds like heaven

>that fucking edit

What the fuck was wrong with that kid, he wasn't even ugly or fat or retarded. Hell, he even had a nice car, in my country that alone is enough to get pussy

Jewish racemixing

If you're real interested, I'm sure the manifesto he wrote makes it fairly clear.

/u/topia?

Bitches don't want Nice Guys.

WMAF strikes again.

whats the deal with people who write manifestos

he had the worst personality i've ever imagined

It's been what hipsters do ever since Martin Luther.

>implying the women wont raise your kids to kill you murdering everyone

Ego. Despite how right they are it always comes down to narcissism.

Speak for your own penis. Nobody would want my tiny white cock.

T. Louis ck

More narcissism that one could imagine.
His manifesto is pretty hilarious and creepy at the same time.

>"I began to have fantasies of becoming very powerful and stopping everyone from having sex. I wanted to take their sex away from them, just like they took it away from me. I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it. This was the major turning point. My anger made me stronger inside. This was when I formed my ideas that sex should be outlawed. It is the only way to make the world a fair and just place. If I can’t have it, I will destroy it. That’s the conclusion I came to, right then and there."
>"I spent more time studying the world, seeing the world for the horrible, unfair place it is. I then had the revelation that just because I was condemned to suffer a life of loneliness and rejection, doesn’t mean I am insignificant. I have an exceptionally high level of intelligence. I see the world differently than anyone else. Because of all of the injustices I went through and the worldview I developed because of them, I must be destined for greatness. I must be destined to change the world, to shape it into an image that suits me!"

He was fucking nuts.

...

Ted was actually a very smart guy though plus he was right about a lot of the shit he wrote in his manifesto.

is shit

>I saw sex as an evil and barbaric act, all because I was unable to have it.
You would think he would have recognized how warped his views were by referring to them in this day, but he eventually doubles down and dies a serial killer.

I'm just glad that the seed of the man that made Hunger Games is dead

We could have had another Max Landis in our hands boys

>"I did, however, pass by one young girl, and she was like a goddess who came down from heaven. She was walking alone, in her bathing suit, with her luscious blonde hair blowing in the wind. I couldn’t help but slyly admire her beauty as we passed by each other. I was scared. I was scared that she might view me as nothing but an inferior insect who’s presence ruins her atmosphere. Her beauty was intoxicating! And then, just as we passed each other, she actually looked at me. She looked at me and smiled. Most girls never even deigned to look at me, and this one actually looked at me and smiled. I had never felt so euphoric in my life. One smile. One smile was all it took to brighten my entire day. The power that beautiful women have is unbelievable. They can temporarily turn a desperate boy’s whole world around just by smiling."

If only he had acted. So many lives could've been saved.

>"How could an inferior, ugly black boy be able to get a white girl and not me? I am beautiful, and I am half white myself. I am descended from British aristocracy. He is descended from slaves. I deserve it more."

This, Elliot was set-up for failure from the beginning.

Almost makes me feel bad for him.

>mfw this is your average Sup Forumstard

Beautiful, half white and descendant from British aristocracy?

>If only he had acted.
Pretty much an impossibility, and even if it did happen, the second he hit a roadblock where she didn't put out or basically stopped watching to have anything to do with him because he's a weirdo, he would have ended up much the same, perhaps worse.

You really shouldn't though.

>"In late June, my mother moved out of the Summit Town Homes and bought a house in West Hills. It was the first time my mother bought a house, as she had only rented in the past. The house had recently undergone a renovation, so it was practically brand new. The house had a swimming pool and was located in a nice enough area, though I would have still preferred it if my mother had gotten married to a wealthy man and moved into a mansion. I still continued to pester her to do this, and she still stubbornly refused. I will always resent my mother for refusing to do this. If not for her sake, she should have done it for mine. Joining a family of great wealth would have truly saved my life. I would have a high enough status to attract beautiful girlfriends and live above all of my enemies. All of my horrific troubles would have been eased instantly. It is very selfish of my mother to not consider this."

deluded autist, butthurt to the world*

Why are you blaming him? He was just a victim too.

You should feel bad for him.

hot

>not manning up and slamming the door open, hard dick in hand and jamming it into his bum while they're shocked and can't react

no one told him he was ugly as fuck?

end you are self

Actually, the most puzzling in this situation is not that the Gentleman is a mad virgin, but how his sister got this Chad, shes uggo as fuck

>It actually crossed his mind that every single woman would rather use a spermbank than fuck him
O I'm laffin

>there are actually people on here who identify with this betanumalecuckdegenerate

suck jobs better than sex anyway

Hey man, gotta make sure nothing stops him finally getting some.

society did this to him

Most women wouldn't want the sperm samples regardless. They would use them as a last resort, but you bet your ass that they'd want the last man on earth regardless of what he looks like because 95% of a woman's life is about competing with other women, and even just fucking the last man on earth would provide them with a personal victory and give them something to hold over the millions he'd turn down.

Obviously he had second thought at some point.

"I walked into the range, rented a handgun from the ugly old redneck cashier, and started to practice shooting at paper targets. As I fired my first few rounds, I felt so sick to the stomach. I questioned my whole life, and I looked at the gun in front of me and asked myself “What am I doing here? How could things have led to this?” I couldn’t believe my life was actually turning out this way. There I was, practicing shooting with real guns because I had a plan to carry out a massacre. Why did things have to be this way, I silently questioned myself as I looked at the handgun I was holding in front of me. I paid my fee and left the range within minutes, feeling as if I was going to be sick."

>Chad

He's a manlet and twinky as fuck.

I meant by the time he wrote that, he would have realized it.

One shouldn't forget that women are also very vindictive creatures. So if they found out it was Elliot who killed all men including her husband/chad/bull/whatever one of them might just kill him before he had a chance to get laid.

Don't tell anyone obviously.

For some reason I'm pretty sure the first thing Elliot would do is go on television and brag about how he killed all men so women can finally devote their attention to him.

He wasn't fucking anything, that was his problem.

>"I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The females of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them, and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Elliot Rodger... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrong with it. On the Day of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved."

How dare you laugh at the closest we ever had to a living god.

geg

>"I was born to young parents. My father, Peter Rodger, was only 26 when he impregnated my mother, Chin, who was 30. Peter is of British descent, hailing from the prestigious Rodger family; a family that was once part of the wealthy upper classes before they lost all of their fortune during the Great Depression."
Elliot confirmed for patrician impregnation fetish.

I laughed pretty hard. He couldn't have written that down and thought there was something unusual about it?

>"My mother and father had been married for a couple of years before my mother became pregnant with me. In fact, her pregnancy was an accident. She had been taking pills to prevent pregnancy, but when she visited my father on one of his film sets, she fell ill and the medication she took for that illness thwarted the effect of the anti-pregnancy pills, and so their lovemaking during this period resulted in my life."
Even Elliot acknowledged that it was all a mistake. I wonder what his film would be like had he become a filmmaker.
Actually going into the movie industry might've even solved his no gf issue.

Or at the very least, he would've gotten some young boys to fuck.

>referring to your parents love-making
Fucking hell elliot

T O P

How can one have so much self-esteem and still don't have girlfriend. You would've thought that's the only thing that you even need.

>My mother isn't a whore
WHYYYYY

He just wishes his dad had been George Lucas so he could finally live out his Anakin fantasies.
>"She was born in Malaysia, and moved to England at a young age to work as a nurse on several film sets, where she became friends with very important individuals in the film industry, including George Lucas and Steven Spielberg. She even dated George Lucas for a short time."

Because he prolly had through the roof standards. And was crazy

Elliot only had confidence when analyzing events in hindsight. When things happened live it seemed like he couldn't hack it. It's much easier to be a supreme gentleman when you can stop and think about what you should have said or done. It's like that meme with the guy meeting the black guy who trips him up and then the guy writes that long-ass black hating statement.

Ted was right though

Reminder that Elliot did nothing wrong

Damn. Smart man.

>Using >we
WEW, SO 1800.

>I would have a high enough status to attract beautiful girlfriends and live above all of my enemies.

Who are the enemies in this scenario? prolly his bullies right?

>"Kindergarten at Pinecrest didn’t turn out so well. I had a very unpleasant teacher who was impatient
with how far behind I was in my schoolwork, as I had missed a couple months of school due to the move. During playtime, this teacher would keep me in the classroom to do extra work in order to catch up.
My parents didn’t like this teacher, and one of their friends recommended another school for me, a private school nearby named Farm School; it was named after the farm that was attached to it. After only a couple of weeks at Pinecrest, my parents took me out of it, and I would not return again until I go there for Middle School six years later."
Oh no what a terrible teacher for actually making sure that Elliot doesn't lagg behind in education. Better change schools.

Elliot casually describes everybody around him as enemies if they somehow displease him.

Moreover, it ain't like he could actually remember it.

Autism

Every single human male is his enemy for competing with the hearts of females.

>kindergarten
>falling behind
what?

people seem to forget just how autistic he was or haven't read any of his manifesto

He unironically talks about one of his biggest triumphs being the time he filled a super soaker with orange juice and squirted at a chad then ran away

And every human female is his enemy for rejecting him.
>"This girl who was my friend, Maddy Humpreys, would eventually come to represent everything I hate and despise; everything that is against me, and everything that I’m against. I was playing innocently with this girl, in the manner that all children play. We even took baths together; it was the only time in my life that I would see a girl my age naked. When I think about the experiences I had during my friendship with her, it makes me think ominously of the fact that all children, boys and girls, start out the same. We all start out innocent, and we all start out together. Only through the experiences and circumstances of growing up do we drift apart, form allegiances, and face each other as enemies. That is when wars happen, and that is when the true nature of humanity rises to the surface. At this stage of my life, of course, my war hadn’t started yet, and it wouldn’t start for a long time. I was enjoying my life without a care in the world, not knowing that all of my joy is destined to turn to dust."

haha holy shit

>"So I drove to the nearby K-mart, bought a super-soaker, filled it up with orange juice that I bought at the same store, and drove back to the park," he wrote.

>"I screamed at them with rage as I sprayed them with my super soaker … I was giddy with ecstatic, hate-fueled excitement," he wrote.

>A similar incident occurred a year earlier at a Starbucks, where he saw a young couple standing in line, kissing.

>"When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them," he wrote. "I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement."

Alpha as fuck

>the only splashing he did on females was with orange juice and coffee
Top lel

lol no. it amazes me how such academic geniuses can be such total fucking idiots. is it hubris?

BWAHAHAHA 10/10 i actually lol-ed

This is what STEMfaggots cant comprehend- emotional intelligence =/= intelligence

sure it did neckbeard.

>women are vindictive for wanting to not kill all men
man you guys are idiots.

It is. I've know a lot of talented people in STEM fields who held childishly simplistic political and social believes. It works the same way as the Nobel disease. It only takes as many times to be told you're the smartest fuck alive before start treating every stupid idea that comes to your head as gospel and everyone that disagrees as an idiot who's too stupid to understand it.

he was in a psychological experiment when he was young

they didn't care what happened to the subjects back then

He knew that he couldn't compete. He also neglected animals. Who he couldn't compete with either.

He had a German nanny. Guy never had a chance at becoming normal.
>"My second nanny was a German woman named Christine. Christine would stay with us for a year, and I became very fond of her. She would always look after me during my time at father’s house, and whenever I went on my adventures into the hills, she always accompanied me."

This.

He also neglected sex toys. Those would also complete with him.
Even in this virus scenarion Elliot stood no chance.