HOUSTON ASTROS @ NEW YORK YANKEES RE2PECT EDITION

Morton v Tanaka

Game 2

>Goatnaka

It's over

She preggo yo

RE2PECT

LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON

RE2PECT...I'm wishing I was there.

Lastros

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T H I C K
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YANKS WHERE WE AT

I love how mad Sup Forums gets when jeter or the yankees greatness gets brought up.

T H I C K

T H I C C

Wearing my Yankee cap, bros.

I may cry.

>Suzyn is crying

I like that TV unit

RE2PECT

His wife is fucking hot

>tfw there will never be an a-rod week with an a-rod day to retire a-rod's number

I miss you Derek....


I love you......

She looks so fucking good in this pic.... Why did she let herself go?

Nice TV

>Brycer Harper in the Jeter montage
like pottery

This is some WWE shit

it was last year
a big part of me wants this badly but obviously not happening. I don't know why I sympathize with him so much but whatever

How many times do you think they'll show his dive into the stands during the game tonight

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What the fuck is that pink shit on my yankees jersey? It's not October.

Take a shot for every replay of:
The Dive
The Flip
3000th hit home run
Mr. November home run

If someone dives into the stands tonight, they won't shut the fuck up about it, I guarantee you that

How many people are they gonna announce ?

As many seats as there are (43)

One for each gift basket Jeter has handed out

my boy bernie better fucking be there. I love bernie

You wouldn't make it til 8 PM

Is the sports Pope there tonight?

Of course he is. Why would he miss a ceremony for a player better than Lou Gehrig?

He's on his deathbed, he's only got half a year left

I'm sure Jeter did just as much stupid shit as anybody else he just had a good team managing him to cover it up.

Petite?

Wtf Houston Great Andy Lefty?

Jeter's wife skirt looks like it's gonna get on the wheel.

>tfw only watching this ceremony and not the game

I DID IT MYYYY WAY

AHAHAHAH NO A-ROD

BTFO

the rumor was that he would have gangbangs with girls where they had to be vouched for first. they'd sign NDAs.

I don't consider that stupid shit. That's straightforward and honest and if he wasn't in a relationship at the time, then morally it isn't even an issue.

why is the driver pissed as fuck?

Game isn't going to start until 730pm next friday

I bet he's sitting watching at home thinking how awesome Alex Rodriguez Day at the stadium is going to be

just the sound of future merch sales for girls

I think all people in the sports and entertainment world have girls sign NDA's now.

who is that MILF in the blue in the dugout?

Th- tha- thi- thi- ah- this ginda sduff doesn't get on the aiah.

I know a chick who hooked up with him and she said she didn't have to sign one. He did have her sent a bunch of signed stuff though

the ballpark organ is so outdated that it's charming.

>No players show up to have their name announced
>Instead it's Cousin Yuri and the Biogenesis doctor

Jeter is a mulatto
?????????????

Is he packing? I bet he's pretty average

wtf? I thought he was white!?

OK, might not have been the group gangbang deal. Maybe she got the solo dedicated package.

>donnie baseball
WEW

didn't expect that

one drop rule m8

Didn't Sheffield say he wasn't black enough or something like that?

inb4 Ronaldo tier plaque

>robbie cano was supposed to be the next great yankee
fucking faggot he choked in the playoffs anyway

topkek, it's doesn't even look like him.

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

grandma's lost

Derek "Sanderson" Jeter.........

gotta feel weird to look at something that will be around long after you're gone.

I'm 29 and already have my gravestone made out.... Tell me about it.

yeah

thats not planning ahead thats just creepy man

>this PA announcer in charge of talking

>making his grandma get up and move

cmon man

god damn hal's wife is a milf

She was a bartender and didn't know who he was until somebody told her. Said he was average sized but good in bed
He probably does a bunch of freaky shit and has them sign for stuff like that

that would suck if you were the next great player and you couldn't get anything between 1 and 9

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>not just giving him an exact duplicate plaque

Ha ha ha ha ha

Theres probably a checklist on the NDA

>Yankees handing out their own blue jackets
can't make this shit up

pretty random that Beltran had an idea for a monument park blazer

I want to hear from Francesa

Susan's not there for commencement blowjob?

>NO statue

Disappointed

>making a houston player give him his

Yankees and Cowboys are similar franchises. They don't give a fuck about the Hall of Fame - Only their old Ring of Honor.

>Jeter's Jeter
>Back afta dis.

He did most of his show on Friday on Jeter and Yankees history, the callers were either "Jeter's not that great and was carried by the dynasty" or "Jeter is the single greatest baseball player of all time and there is literally no exception"

well, the yankees don't do statues. the group of monuments have more mystique anyway. gives fans a place to visit during offseason.

If any Yankee got a statue it would've been Munson.

>implying they wont host a 2020 random game ceremony with a Jeter "flip" statue followed by a 2022 Jeter "2" night by retiring the section Jeter dove into as Jeters corner

I hate both of those types of people

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>Playing for the Yaks is ez gg thanks fans

My favorite call was:
>who is bettah, Ruth or Jeetah?
>well... It depends

did dey fug after

They probably fucked.

>When you hit a game winner and your testosterone is HIGH AS FUCK

Even Kim looks good when you get that feeling.

we used to have debates at my job back in 2005 - "who would you rather be, LeBron or Jeter (or any other pro athlete at that time)?".


I always was ADAMANT that it would be Jeter, because he had all of NYC respecting him, access to absolutely anyone AND was single.

LeBron might be greater to his sport, but he was tied down with a kid from the beginning and never did take New York.