What's the appeal of yachts?

what's the appeal of yachts?

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the implication

relations with underage people

people like you aren't on them

>what's the appeal
A yacht says, "I'm rich and you aren't."

It's mostly just a sign that you're rich, because big boats are a pain in the ass to maintain and upkeep. It costs a fuckton of money. It's a sign of how wealthy you are.

Pic related is the only yacht I've ever thought was cool in its own right.

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Also in additional to the social statement, it's fun to have a luxury vehicle for an afternoon on the water.

speedboats are for trash
where the fuck is the dining room on that lol

It tells the world how one can throw hundreds of millions of sheckels and pay for logging and crew for a hobby without effort.

I would have one if i was rich enough just to get away from crowded beaches

Sluts love boats. I knew a guy who was otherwise not rich but not poor and had a boat so he could pick up sluts at bars.

>tfw you don't even have enough friends to fill the eclipse

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what if, what if you took two of those speedboats and they can dock into a larger yacht like some james bond shit. and then inside the speedboats are skiboats, and inside the skiboat is a jetski

This. I've got a rubber dinghy and even that attracts bitches.

Just guests, or do you also include crew?
Because it can probably fit 20 guests and requires about 40 crew.

Boats have an instant moat around them wherever you go, so you can only put the people you like on it.

I like to think of New Zealand as a giant yacht where only the most muscular and intelligent are on board.

Isn't New Zealand made of two major islands?

Superyatchs already do that.

Guests
The eclipse needs 70 people just for the crew

one is a VIP island with bottle service

marginally acceptable acceptable.
fully acceptable if you subtract just the speedboats.
Speedboats are Dodge Challengers on water.

minor. two minor islands.

>own a shitty 40 ft sailboat through inheritance
>docked in a port in a big city
>easy to operate with 2 of my friends
>advertise trips to see the skyline and also sell sailing crew lessons
>docking pays for itself
>women always act "friendlier" on the open water even if they came with their boyfriend

easy relaxed summer life except for times when it storms and shit breaks

>speedboats

That boat is 3600 meters long.

that is impossible

>3600

It also has no helipad

Can go to international waters to do the nasty with literal negative digits year olds.

>3600 meters

You realize that a Star Destroyer is only 1600 meters, right?

It's up there with having a castle as one of the most comfy things in the world.

Oh, wait, fuck, never mind , the website has a comma in the measurements that confused me: wally.com/wally-is/heritage/118-wallypower.html

36 meters

I've crewed on this boat, ama.

How was looking at the owner live a lavish life you won't ever reach?

yachts are boring not much of a lifestyle

t. jealous as fuck hater

Niggas this ain't Halo

The sheltered American, every one

>3600 meters

You realize that's like 2 miles right?

please travel, bro

This is the dumbest question ive ever seen

No, fuck you guys, there should have been a period there, not a comma.

Probably the same amount of envy you get when you look out from your favela at people with working plumbing.

They act friendlier because of the implications

>Retarded Canuck.

It actually has a dining room, with carbon fibre table and Eames chairs.

It also has 3 x DDC TF50 Gas Turbines (16.800 hp), so it can cruise at 65 knots, whilst bathing you in luxury.

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It's the ultimate Bond villain fantasy.

freedom

Not any more it doesn't. It was converted to diesel engines a few years back now. All the show and none of the go sadly.

how big is it lad
and im not talking about the boat

micropenis detected

kek'd harder than I should have.

Actually, the guy who owns Super Yacht A has pioneered a number of Yachts before. Super Yacht A will the the largest Super Yacht ever built, and has a knife like hull that leaves next to no wake.

The sails are also taller than Big Ben and are the size of a football field when erected

Insane

yachts are worth more than most football clubs

Solid 7.5" and girthy. Nothing out of this world but no complains from partners.

You're digging your hole deeper here user.

Most Football clubs are worth less than 100k

Has to be better than overpaying for hypebeast. Can't be better than selling hypebeasts at a crazy markup.