ITT: post what contributions your state has made to society

ITT: post what contributions your state has made to society.

I'll start: put a man on the moon.

We gave you Garfield the Cat. And uh... Remember that movie Hoosiers?

>space center
>better disney
>good oranges
>place for old people to die
>publix

Gave Obama a seat in the senate

Texas put man on the moon.

you stole everything from us you assholes
fucking FLORIDA
REEEEEEEEEE

You forgot cocaine bro. Lots and lots of it. Oh and Dexter

Maryland... um we had the Baltimore riots

the television

And we'll soon put Augustus in the senate.

we paved the way for trump to be president

Gee, thanks for creating the electric jew. Super helpful.

Iowa

The computer and sliced bread. Get on our level faggots.

The Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, New Jersey. The top scientific minds of the last century coalesced a mere 20 miles from my home and brought the world countless marvels of science and technology.

>the digital Jew
>the glutenous Jew
we lad

Last State to formally recognize Martin Luther Nigger day

BTFO of Marco Rubio

What haven't the Jews gotten their hands on?

Florida best state confirmed.

also: ZIMMERMAN and Casey Anthony

Frogs.

Nice meme, try huntsville alabama dipshit

> Damaged

HA! Awesome

Alberta
>oil
>malls

i think we uhh.. well maybe uhh.. umm.. huh..

No one cares where the fat virgin stem fags were the rocket launched in Florida.

Huntsville, the #1 place in the country to get a stem job.

Why doesn't Sup Forums move to alabama?

>Best race
>Benjamin Harrison
>That one WW2 ship that fucking sank
>Soybeans
>Numerous mega-business founders
>Corn
>Ya boi Mitch Daniels
>Highest teen suicide rate in US
>The Middle

I think we did good.

i gotchu

the state that gave birth to the Republican Party

Food, water, skilled workers, lumber, industry. Things the two parent states contribute not at all.

>best race
From Wikipedia: The Daytona 500 is regarded as the most important and prestigious race on the NASCAR calendar, carrying by far the largest purse.

>not posting john browning
you are a fucking disgrace

Cloverleaf intersections.

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>1/3 of the US domestic supply of oil comes from Texas
>largest medical center in the world
>Johnson Space Center
>freedom
>would have the 12th largest GDP In the world if Texas was its own country
>best barbecue in the world

High population density, highways, canals, and suburbia.

not sure if North Carolina or Ohio

(((because both of you losers take credit)))

Motherfucking planes man

also, the inventors of the atomic bomb died here

well, at least Einstein and Oppenheimer did.

made healthcare free in Canada

...

Gold
Oil
Half the programs on The Discovery Channel
The GILF

>implying it wasnt alabama

floridafags and texasfags are really retarded

Kentucky Derby, KFC, and Johnny Depp.

You're from Alabama too?! The US's shit wouldn't be on the moon if it weren't for Nazis and Huntsville.

Made in a Hollywood Basement?

mass produced penicillin too

Floridification

I'd honestly put publix up top.

Also:
>great food
>good resorts

Yeah, some people don't understand why Publix is such a pleasure

Oh, you put the first Ohioan on the Moon?

Johnny Depp graduated the same class as my friend's mom. From Miramar High School in Florida

So have you gotten a chicken tender and mac and cheese pubsub? If you haven't you're fucking up.

cont.
>Kills more criminals in a month than others do in a year, or have killed in decades
>King of the Hill
>Whataburger
>The Alamo
>Dr Pepper
>Flag so fashionable others try to steal it's looks

Uh... Texas took land from the Mexican'ts...

>Floriduh
> put a man on the moon

No. You did not.

You're like a crack-dealing nigger living in Washington DC and claiming you wrote the Constitution and kicked the British out to create America.

You're taking credit for the work of millions who would be just as happy to shit on Floriduh to watch it sink into the Atlantic.

Just because you accidentally happened to be standing next to Albert Einstein doesn't make you a genius ... you're just as retarded as ever and still think the Sun revolves around the Earth.

To be honest with you, the Alamo is not really that impressive.

He was born in Kentucky. I was born in Alaska and currently live in Alaska, but between being born and moving back here lived in a few different places.

King of the Hill is shit.

Kill yourself yank

I do have to admit, the Texas flag is pretty fashionable. It's a simple design, but the good kind of simple.

Kitty Hawk, NC

Im in Florida. Stay mad pleb

Automobile industry, race riots, tasty drinks, copper, great Lakes and German POWs

Coca Cola, and we're keeping most of the niggers holed up here.

Made America


Also football good.

>crippled the army of Mexican intellectuals with a handful of Texan shitposters
>not really that impressive

It's what it represented and what it did for Texas, not the architecture itself you dunce.

We gave you the WWE and UFC

>live in new york
>surrounded by spics

Birth of the post-whale modern oil industry.
Constitution of these united states.
Benjamin "dirty ol bastard" Franklin.
Donald Trump's Business school education.

>Boeing
>Microsoft
>Amazon
>Starbucks
>Plutonium Bomb

We fought of the Britbongs in 1812 and they wrote a song about it. We've been coasting ever since.

Strip club capitol of the world. As a Miamian that is very significant

Neither of those are contributions.