>Doc, she's choking
Doc, she's choking
CUT BY A SORCERER
HUH?
old chunk of coal
>Until I've met my wife I always felt incomplete, now i'm finished!
the ugliest secret in Hollywood, is that Rodney Dangerfield got no respect.
>BECAUSE THE LIGHT WAS ON
>i didn't know he was sick
>My father is Mick Jagger...he fucked a frog and I am his offspring.
>You don't fuck with uncle Terry once he had some drinks
>A MOTH goes into a podiatrist's office
I feel like there's a yak on my chest!
He's pigeon kino
Link! Now!
such a great joke
ANDY RICHTER THE SWEDISH GERMAN'LL KNOW IT
>I said - ya dirty dog!
So fucking funny.
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
is this a based norm thread?
It is now.
He's such a bro
>bring back the long awaited Norm Live season 3
>gets cancelled two episodes in
what went wrong?
...
AFRICAN AMERICANS
showed up in sweats and gave no fucks
>mfw you look like Harry Potters accountant
BLACK AS A CROW
Cheese sandwiches
link?
>it's an conservitard comedian episode
youtube.com
prepare to cringe and laugh
youtube.com
11 glorious minutes of him baiting numales
>Yo bro let's kill this honky bitch
>my doctor, he's not a nice guy, he tells me open your mouth and say 'Oink'!
Does Norm have the best delivery of any comedian ever? I've never seen somebody with such an uncanny ability to make complete non-jokes hilarious.
>So the computer doesn't really work to make you a big hit!?
>@ an YouTube event
>norm learns about hitler
have you guys read/listened to his book yet? fuckin brilliant
Got some excerpts?
>Commie gobbledygook
I love this fucker
Norm on Who Wants to be a Millionaire is amazing.
>Listen, I'm sorry about bringing up Hitler.
>Gotta get back feed 'em hogs!
I've done both, and would definitely recommend listening over reading, for the sole reason that he narrates it so all of the jokes in the book are given with his intended delivery, it's much funnier
norm is transforming seamlessly into a crotchetty old guy
Old Adam Eget, he's come a long way from back when I met him, and he was jerking off punks under the Queensborough bridge for 15 dollars a man
>hold the fort he hated jews
>he died 50 years ago
>Norm: huh, i didnt know he was sick
holy shit
>UNCLE HECTOR, THAT'S KITCHENER LESLIE'S GIRLFRIEND!
Man I love Norm, but he's really going full Brando, isn't he. What a shame.
Kassim really got roasted, do you think he hates Norm?
Naw, as much as people here like to pretend they were butthurt I'm pretty sure they were in on it.
pretty much yeah. He's easily the best at telling bad jokes anyway. Memes/political views aside though, louis CucK is the best comedian alive
Did it really get canceled? I was wondering why they haven't been releasing episodes.
I was really looking forward to Conan too.
>I mean this guy was kind of a jerk
Norm is the best, man.
Norm's standup is pretty weak compared to his other stuff, but he's not really known for that. So yeah, from a traditional comedy perspective Mr. Cuck King is definitely the best, but if I hosted a program I would take Norm as a guest over anybody and it wouldn't even be close.
He hates doing the same routine over and over so his shows can be hit or miss. But yeah, his best stuff is him interacting with other people. The funniest three hours on youtube is a compilation of his calls to the Dennis Miller show.
WHO JACKIE?
>thank god for the hatchery
>when my uncle killed people in vietnam, he ejaculated uncontrollably
not sure about delivery but his mannerism and body language are like..masterful in how they fit his style of comedy
pryor probably had better delivery, just for how easy he'd ring you into the joke
I've actually never watched Pryor, as ashamed as I am to say that. Where is a good place to start?
his earliest stuff, he was very young and wore a suit and did clean material
it's staggering to see his transition from "black man trying to appeal to whites to "black man who appeals to all"
I thought he was just busy with the book tour
GRAY IN BOTH APPEARANCE AND DEMEANOR
>Ladies cook
TRIGGERED