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Previous thread: News:

>Jones vs Cormier 2 opening odds
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/opening-odds-daniel-cormier-vs-jon-jones-2-rematch

>UFC 211 reebux
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-athlete-outfitting-pay-champs-miocic-jedrzejczyk-lead-highest-payout-of-2017

>UFC 211 walkout songs
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-211-including-rage-rob-zombie-kickboxer-and-scarface

>Maia expects title shot next
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/demian-maia-expects-ufc-title-shot-next-but-not-going-to-sell-to-be-champion

Other urls found in this thread:

bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/12/15629308/ufc-211-stipe-miocic-interested-in-boxing-match-with-anthony-joshua-mma-crossover
youtube.com/watch?v=VdpegokRf1Y
youtu.be/KW51ScowyjQ
youtube.com/watch?v=WPBcnZTuNvw
mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/14/15639738/anthony-johnson-reveals-next-step-in-his-career-after-ufc-retirement
twitter.com/AnonBabble

THANK YOU OP

For me, it's Megan Olivi.

bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/12/15629308/ufc-211-stipe-miocic-interested-in-boxing-match-with-anthony-joshua-mma-crossover
Who you got?

I need to organise my webms

stipe might literally die. like actually literally

Does /HEEM/ like peaches?

AJ is overrated, Stipe would lose a decision

Stipe wins inside 3 rounds.

no worries. the secret is remembering the subject line.

If ya like peaches ya can't be my friend

I'd bet good money on the fight never happening. Joshua would kill him if it happened, which it won't.

Me too, I have a ton of shit that's not even named

never notice she got a beer belly

>>be model tier
>>fight anyway
LOL!
Models only make money if they're FEMALE. Male models make nothing.

>reposts useless reply after he accidentally posted it in the old thread

>Me too, I have a ton of shit that's not even named
same but my hard drive flipped out and deleted half my shit

It's a tough call if you're looking to max out on what you can make off a Jones win which I think is what you're doing. Personally I wouldn't touch this one either way, if you're patient and do your homework you can find much better value on prelim guys. Perry was a pretty strong Favorite over Jouban as I recall.

Shit man, sorry to hear that. I have a metric ton of webms if you want anything specific that you lost.

I'm good thanks though, like yours it was all unnamed shit so I don't even know what any of it was really. It's weird it seems like only file names with numbers deleted

how big of a star would joanna be if she looked like THIS?

Anyone watching Max Holloway on twitch right now?

Only 60 viewers and he's talking to chat.

/blessedmma

Easily right behind Conor.

daily reminder that poorgay aspiedal is undefeated

Based punished Aldo.

She was Ronda before Ronda was Ronda. So hot she kickstarted WMMA. No limit to her stardom if she could fight like the striking goblin

>This Bobby Hill looking motherfucker just runs past your db's and there's nothing you can do about it

/heem/ sleepy

Good morning, I didn't realise Sup Forums had an MMA general

These are my favourite fighters, who are yours?

Can someone make a webm. of the finish
>18 knees to the head
youtube.com/watch?v=VdpegokRf1Y

good taste. main boys here

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Oh it worked wow, I just made my first ever webm. Sorry it's so shit

not bad user, black bars could do with a bit of work, but for a first effort it's strong

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>mfw McGregor wins by a 3rd round knockout

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you mixed up the pepes shitposter, or was that your intention all along...

I'm with you on this. 100% my man.

Is Stipay the GOAT HW now?

I prefer peas

no

Lads, I'm worried about Gus.

SHUT UP

no

the HW div is trash

If he beats Cain and Ngannou, yes.

Thank you, your boys are good as well.

Is it always this quiet?

youtu.be/KW51ScowyjQ

I just made this webm

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:-D

I this after Rumblening ?

she looks like an oil slick with a face

youtube.com/watch?v=WPBcnZTuNvw

Jones versus Cormier songs are some of the best works of Maurice.

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For me too plz

>watch it chrissy blair

Not bad except for RDA tbf, replace him with Almeida or Lineker for ultimate hue boys team.

mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/5/14/15639738/anthony-johnson-reveals-next-step-in-his-career-after-ufc-retirement

>rumble retired to go sell weed in Canada

Smart, playing 7D Mousetrap.

Sav'd

no, we had a big show yesterday and normies had their fill of /heem/tism

Huge but she'd lose part of her appeal for me. I like that she's a cute Polish girl who's been deformed by fighting and gives no fucks because all she wants is to be a champion and make the money for her family and hurt women by punching them in the face.

happy!

For me it's Joanna Champion

Chrissy best girl

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What accent does Stipe have?

I can't seem to understand anything he says.

jenfaseinfiewn call champ
evrytbnuneg wrknignur wl HAHAHAHAHA

It's more his super coarse voice than accent, in interviews and such you can understand him but right after the fights when he's tired it's down right impossible

Great Lakes area has it's own drawl of extended vowels and clipped syllables that change the cadence of even simple words. Add to that a little punch-drunk slurring and just a hint of a lisp and you have St-eeee-pay Meeee-ooo-chich, Oh Yea

midwest meth addict

different accent but he's got that teddy from bob's burgers garbled throat thing

Dont' listen to this guy.

BOBBY I'M DA WORLD CHAMP, TELL CLEVELAND THEY GOT A CHAMPION BOBBY, TELL LINDA SHE HAS A CHAMPION

kek

How is this even a question? who the fuck even is anyone on the invicta card.
Rory outweighs everyone on that invicta card combined in terms of importance.

wow... just wow. sexist much asshole?

How many fights are on Rory's Lelator contract ? Can he beat up those bums quick and come back to UFC with new found confidence ?

Nah, Rory's done with the UFC probably m8.
He's still young but he's got lots of mileage. He already seems past his prime as a fighter, I am skeptical we will see a resurgence.

Man have you seen the cans at Bellator? he probably goes 4-0 and comes back.

Y'all really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do you?

There is a stereotype amongst Heemsters that Conor McGregor fans by large are relatively new to the sport and do not watch much else MMA wise other than him. This point is being proven by the minute, since the announcement of his fight with Eddie Alvarez.

Y'all really never seen Eddie have you? Perhaps 1 or 2 of his fights, right?

You may have seen him lose to Cerrone, his boring win over Pettis or even the dos Anjos TKO...

Michael Chandler? Shinya Aoki? Those names mean anything to you? ... Nah, I didn't think so.

Just for educational purposes, Eddie Alvarez has it fucking ALL!

- The guy has KO power in both hands.
- Crisp, technical boxing.
- Solid wrestling, with very good ability to control from the top position.
- Underrated and sneaky BJJ, takes the back very easily.
- Cardio for days, looks the same in rounds 4 and 5 as the first round.
- Heart for days. Let you knock him down or rock him, if his body lets him he'll keep coming.

People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...

You do know Eddie's chin is probably just as good as Nate Diaz, you know Nate, the guy that Conor couldn't put away in almost 35 minutes of fighting?

Conor has a chance, he always does when it's standing, but stop talking about Eddie Alvarez like you even know who he is or have followed his career at all.

WAR ALVAREZ!

Rory vs Lima/Larkin/Koreshkov are all good fights

Rory is uncrowned champion in UFC

Lima/Larkin/Koreshkov are in top 5-15

Rory is gonna walk through them

>Rory is uncrowned champion in UFC
except he got clearly beaten by Lawler and Thompson

Rory might be on a decline after getting his nose smashed in twice in a row, plus he fought since about 16.

Lawler got saved by the bell at the end of 3rd or was it 4th round.

Against Thompson Rory was gun shy, his confidence wasn't there

Gina had BEASTLY Muay Thai, my dude. She out struck Roidborg, but didn't have the chin to go up in weight like that.

So? He got his face reconstructed both times
This narrative that Rory was just going to take the division over after GSP is so fucking old now, give it up

>Le dog man
>Le illegal knee man
>Le chin first man
Eddie is great, but he got GOOBED

Lol wgaf about Rory?

Cowboy could do much better looks-wise, she must be a nice girl.

My cat looks just like that, our cats could be friends.

>losing almost on purpose to Cormier and giving up a successful career because DUDE WEED LMAO

And they say pot is harmless

inb4 angry pothead burnouts viciously attack me even though weed is supposed to calm you down

>What accent does Stipe have?

It's called "big fuckin' midwestern dude".

I fucking despise weed

he's not great. he had the lucker moment to end all lucker moments against RDA and that's it. his wins before that were pure trash. he looked like shit against poirier until poirier threw the fight because he fights like a retard when he hurts someone.

>Just found out that RDA is fighting on that ridiculous Holm vs Bethe card


Why the fuck is Holm still headlining cards ? Her couch game must be ridiculous. Also why does UFC hate Dos Anjos ?First he defends on Fox and then after 2 loses and he doesn't even co main some shitty fight night ?

He has nothing to prove, he did great against top competition, and staying in HW for too long is a sure path to CTE.
Not worth it for the for the peanuts UFC pay thier fighters. Good for him

Holm is a bigger draw than RDA, simple as.

>Also why does UFC hate Dos Anjos ?

He's a hue that doesn't even draw the hue audience.