stipe might literally die. like actually literally
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Does /HEEM/ like peaches?
Carter Cook
AJ is overrated, Stipe would lose a decision
Sebastian Rodriguez
Stipe wins inside 3 rounds.
Jackson White
no worries. the secret is remembering the subject line.
Noah Foster
If ya like peaches ya can't be my friend
Carson Adams
I'd bet good money on the fight never happening. Joshua would kill him if it happened, which it won't.
Me too, I have a ton of shit that's not even named
Gavin Gomez
never notice she got a beer belly
Angel Russell
>>be model tier >>fight anyway LOL! Models only make money if they're FEMALE. Male models make nothing.
Carter Barnes
>reposts useless reply after he accidentally posted it in the old thread
Jordan Robinson
>Me too, I have a ton of shit that's not even named same but my hard drive flipped out and deleted half my shit
Dominic Mitchell
It's a tough call if you're looking to max out on what you can make off a Jones win which I think is what you're doing. Personally I wouldn't touch this one either way, if you're patient and do your homework you can find much better value on prelim guys. Perry was a pretty strong Favorite over Jouban as I recall.
Elijah Young
Shit man, sorry to hear that. I have a metric ton of webms if you want anything specific that you lost.
Aaron Young
I'm good thanks though, like yours it was all unnamed shit so I don't even know what any of it was really. It's weird it seems like only file names with numbers deleted
Nolan Rivera
how big of a star would joanna be if she looked like THIS?
Nolan Davis
Anyone watching Max Holloway on twitch right now?
Only 60 viewers and he's talking to chat.
/blessedmma
Chase Cook
Easily right behind Conor.
Kevin Lopez
daily reminder that poorgay aspiedal is undefeated
Caleb Bell
Based punished Aldo.
Michael King
She was Ronda before Ronda was Ronda. So hot she kickstarted WMMA. No limit to her stardom if she could fight like the striking goblin
Samuel Hill
>This Bobby Hill looking motherfucker just runs past your db's and there's nothing you can do about it
Matthew Adams
/heem/ sleepy
Liam Flores
Good morning, I didn't realise Sup Forums had an MMA general
no, we had a big show yesterday and normies had their fill of /heem/tism
Isaiah Cooper
Huge but she'd lose part of her appeal for me. I like that she's a cute Polish girl who's been deformed by fighting and gives no fucks because all she wants is to be a champion and make the money for her family and hurt women by punching them in the face.
It's more his super coarse voice than accent, in interviews and such you can understand him but right after the fights when he's tired it's down right impossible
Cameron Ross
Great Lakes area has it's own drawl of extended vowels and clipped syllables that change the cadence of even simple words. Add to that a little punch-drunk slurring and just a hint of a lisp and you have St-eeee-pay Meeee-ooo-chich, Oh Yea
Alexander Sanchez
midwest meth addict
Gavin Sanders
different accent but he's got that teddy from bob's burgers garbled throat thing
Luis Foster
Dont' listen to this guy.
Cameron Flores
BOBBY I'M DA WORLD CHAMP, TELL CLEVELAND THEY GOT A CHAMPION BOBBY, TELL LINDA SHE HAS A CHAMPION
Matthew James
kek
Jose Ramirez
How is this even a question? who the fuck even is anyone on the invicta card. Rory outweighs everyone on that invicta card combined in terms of importance.
Nicholas Reed
wow... just wow. sexist much asshole?
Lucas Sanchez
How many fights are on Rory's Lelator contract ? Can he beat up those bums quick and come back to UFC with new found confidence ?
David Flores
Nah, Rory's done with the UFC probably m8. He's still young but he's got lots of mileage. He already seems past his prime as a fighter, I am skeptical we will see a resurgence.
Owen Wright
Man have you seen the cans at Bellator? he probably goes 4-0 and comes back.
John Watson
Y'all really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do you?
There is a stereotype amongst Heemsters that Conor McGregor fans by large are relatively new to the sport and do not watch much else MMA wise other than him. This point is being proven by the minute, since the announcement of his fight with Eddie Alvarez.
Y'all really never seen Eddie have you? Perhaps 1 or 2 of his fights, right?
You may have seen him lose to Cerrone, his boring win over Pettis or even the dos Anjos TKO...
Michael Chandler? Shinya Aoki? Those names mean anything to you? ... Nah, I didn't think so.
Just for educational purposes, Eddie Alvarez has it fucking ALL!
- The guy has KO power in both hands. - Crisp, technical boxing. - Solid wrestling, with very good ability to control from the top position. - Underrated and sneaky BJJ, takes the back very easily. - Cardio for days, looks the same in rounds 4 and 5 as the first round. - Heart for days. Let you knock him down or rock him, if his body lets him he'll keep coming.
People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...
You do know Eddie's chin is probably just as good as Nate Diaz, you know Nate, the guy that Conor couldn't put away in almost 35 minutes of fighting?
Conor has a chance, he always does when it's standing, but stop talking about Eddie Alvarez like you even know who he is or have followed his career at all.
WAR ALVAREZ!
Adrian Perez
Rory vs Lima/Larkin/Koreshkov are all good fights
Benjamin Collins
Rory is uncrowned champion in UFC
Lima/Larkin/Koreshkov are in top 5-15
Rory is gonna walk through them
Dylan Peterson
>Rory is uncrowned champion in UFC except he got clearly beaten by Lawler and Thompson
Gavin Miller
Rory might be on a decline after getting his nose smashed in twice in a row, plus he fought since about 16.
Easton Brooks
Lawler got saved by the bell at the end of 3rd or was it 4th round.
Against Thompson Rory was gun shy, his confidence wasn't there
Bentley Edwards
Gina had BEASTLY Muay Thai, my dude. She out struck Roidborg, but didn't have the chin to go up in weight like that.
Chase Ortiz
So? He got his face reconstructed both times This narrative that Rory was just going to take the division over after GSP is so fucking old now, give it up
Jose Williams
>Le dog man >Le illegal knee man >Le chin first man Eddie is great, but he got GOOBED
Ethan Long
Lol wgaf about Rory?
Anthony Foster
Cowboy could do much better looks-wise, she must be a nice girl.
Ethan Foster
My cat looks just like that, our cats could be friends.
Jonathan Baker
>losing almost on purpose to Cormier and giving up a successful career because DUDE WEED LMAO
And they say pot is harmless
inb4 angry pothead burnouts viciously attack me even though weed is supposed to calm you down
Charles Williams
>What accent does Stipe have?
It's called "big fuckin' midwestern dude".
Alexander Davis
I fucking despise weed
Austin Young
he's not great. he had the lucker moment to end all lucker moments against RDA and that's it. his wins before that were pure trash. he looked like shit against poirier until poirier threw the fight because he fights like a retard when he hurts someone.
Nicholas Rivera
>Just found out that RDA is fighting on that ridiculous Holm vs Bethe card
Why the fuck is Holm still headlining cards ? Her couch game must be ridiculous. Also why does UFC hate Dos Anjos ?First he defends on Fox and then after 2 loses and he doesn't even co main some shitty fight night ?
Caleb Nguyen
He has nothing to prove, he did great against top competition, and staying in HW for too long is a sure path to CTE. Not worth it for the for the peanuts UFC pay thier fighters. Good for him
Jace Flores
Holm is a bigger draw than RDA, simple as.
Christopher Lee
>Also why does UFC hate Dos Anjos ?
He's a hue that doesn't even draw the hue audience.