Everything sucks. What are my options for killing myself if I don't have access to weapons or drugs?

Everything sucks. What are my options for killing myself if I don't have access to weapons or drugs?

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exit bag

this.

helium is your friend

tall building/cliff
ocean
road/railway

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hire a hitman to kill you...

...then try to kill the hitman...
should be fun...

also everyone has a knife in their kitchen
get that bitch nice n sharp and then slit your wrists

just stop breathing...

not if you're living in london...

Just eat fast foods!

overdose on marmite!

wat
did london outlaw kitchen knives?

Bin that knife Muhammad

don't pay for your TV Licence next month, and you will just get killed when they raid your home...

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Don't fucking an hero. Just sort your fucking shit out and be a man and take on some responsibility for your life.

didn't they put like 25% air in helium tanks now, to prevent this?

all you get is a funny voice now...

My life is fine, I just don't enjoy it. I have a job, people that care about me, the whole works. I would just prefer to not be alive.

If you were to order those things off Amazon, would they get suspicious?

you think amazon would care, or try to stop you?

i once tried pic related. i weigh like 200lbs and i was kinda pulling the tip of the rope with maybe 60 lbs of pressure. the tension on the top of the door made it so i could hold myself up.

even though it wasnt tied off and I was holding the ti like so, was my full bodyweight pretty much all on my neck?

not suicidal i am just curious if ive experienced what hanging is like

did you survive?

yeah but i passed out

I wouldn't put it past them to alert authorities or something stupid like that.

>yeah but i passed out

how did you...wake up again, hanging on a rope, unconscious...

i wasnt trying to die didnt you see the picture? i held the tip behind the door and lifted my legs up.

didnt use a noose because if i did pass out you cant get it off and that would cause brain damage.

but all im asking is even though i was pulling the tip with probably 50-60lbs of force and i weigh 200 lbs, was all my body weight on my neck? is that what real hanging would feel like?

dont wanna die, i just wanted to see how bad it would hurt

no, your arm was bearing some of the weight

just sit down in a chair and wait 60 years or so

No not at all

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Wenn man Suizid plant, dann redet man nicht viel darum herum..

Falling off of something tall.
Step in front of a truck/train
Rope or belt around the neck
Slash your wrists
Eat a that little silicon packet in beef jerky

At least you can buy that once per mounth

Please if you´ll kill yourself be a hero and make a thread for it

but you should try it, dummkopf.

Just remember to be an hero

>Slash your wrists

across or along?

youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro

- hanging
- jumping from high places
- throwing yourself in front of large vehicles
- drowning
- suicide by cop
- talking a lot of shit in a bar with people who don’t like whatever it is you are
- driving into a wall
- lighting yourself on fire
- drinking poisonous household chemicals

They’re all pretty terrible. Maybe just wait until tomorrow.

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Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath till it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love

Just wait for up to 100 years and I'm sure you'll get what you want. Just be patient. Time's an illusion.

>Fill bath with water
>Hyperventilate for a few minutes
>Hold breath and put head under water
>Pass out and die painlessly from drowning

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross
Hold your breath 'til it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face
Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Sky-dive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood
Break into the zoo
Give a tiger a shove
Eat a Phillips head screw
Marry Courtney Love

I supous that is very dificult do it alone, i ment whithout help

We get it annon shut the fuck up

does this work?
kek, gonna try this, just to debunk your story...

Not at all.

Take a bath, go for a swim in a lake, etc. Just find the most comfortable way to keep your head under water.

No reason it wouldn't. Look up Shallow Water Blackout.

I read the first one as:

Stick your tongue in a pug

and was like wtf, is the pug gonna kill you for this?

Whith a rock bound to your neck sounds easy

Take a very cold bath filled with ice until you die of hypothermia. Very comfortable and prevents the difficulties with cleanup associated with these other methods.

Take Nodtveidt's advice, and don't kill yourself whilst you're down ffs.

"But it is completely un-satanic to end one's own life because one is sad or miserable. The Satanist dies strong, not by age, disease or depression, and he chooses death before dishonor! Death is the orgasm of life! So live life accordingly, as intense as possible!"

He's an anti-cosmic fag, but suicide, when you're down, is a fucking joke my dude.

Get a cop to do it for you

what if the cop didn't want to?

>nail yourself to a cross

Neil: I don't wanna bring you down or anything, but I think that is a really negative way to try and kill yourself, I mean I tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail.

kek

Force the cop. Suicide by cop is fairly easy and you don't even need a real weapon, just something that looks real enough to make a cop feel threatened enough draw on you.

1.be american
2.go to school

Start doing WWYD threads. You'll become so depressed your organs will shut down.

but what if you're not in 'murrica?

For real even when life is good it still sucks. I am having the same problem. I have a lot of free time have friends and family that care about me. Have food and shelter. No grill but thats ok because she would probably make me an hero for sure at some point. I get this feeling that i'm not supposed to be here at times and the next life calling me.

Then I'm not sure. Depends on the country. Some cops in other countries aren't as trigger happy as American cops.