I'm ready for our date at the movies user!

>I'm ready for our date at the movies user!

>What are we going to see?

footloose

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It's called Blowjob Heaven. You're the star!

Cool Runnings
Run Lola, run
Walk Hard

The Running Man

Freddy Got Fingered

sorry I only date normal people

>tfw no qt disabled gf to give spongebaths to

Forrest Gump

Why am I in manchester?

This situation is impossible for me, because I don't talk to women.

great stadium tbhfams

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>*yawns* Wow you really do know a lot about Star wars...
>These youtube reviewers sound really interesting user, but maybe some other time.
>What do you mean you want to "redpill" me?
>It's fine, don't worry, I got the bill
>I just have to... run some errands. I'll talk to you soon.

>paying for a whore and letting her control the time

She still only wants Chads and bbcs.

>that arm hair

mmmmmmmmmmm...

hang on
im not from norway

gtfo back to Sup Forums

>using the w-word

>Thanks for bringing me to the beach, user!
>Why don't you take off your shirt and I'll rub sunscreen on your chest for you?

>Man U

Not on your life you bog cunt, Liverpool forever! *knocks over wheelchair*

Happy Feet

Murderball

My nigga.

>divegrass


into the rubbish bin with ye

Superman.

Starring Christopher Reeve.

>into the rubbish bin with ye

But that's where knives go!

Do we have to go out? I thought we could stay home and watch The Walking Dead.

this

It's called Tyrone and he's waiting for us back at my apartment

>movie

but crippleqt we are at old trafford not a movie theatre.

No, first we need to watch Mouyes lose to fucking City while I shout song lyrics at him for 90 minutes.

But it's called the dream theatre ???

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Sorry lass, when I said we goin' to the Theatre, I only meant Theatre of Dreams la

*dabs*

theatre of dreams

>use her to get pitchside seats as close to mouyes as possible
>abuse him the entire match until he flips out and gets another stadium ban

I hope he made that up

Rollerball

yea I know senpai

Race

my dick now suck it

This story always gets me. It's almost certainly made up but I just can't imagine how someone could do something like that to someone. Teenagers scare the shit out of me.

Hey user, what's your opinion on first date blowjobs?

Bailey has a tiny dick.

i think you meant THICC

No, it's just tiny.

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2 Fast 2 Furious

Last Man Standing, it's great, it's got Bruce Willis and Christopher Walken.

First post

Top fucking kek

>Hey user, while you were buying your crab legs I spotted some of my friends. You don't mind if they join us do you?

Fuck off ya sweaty stretch marked poo in the loo, I brought you to the beach so you can fuck off back, get swimming bitch.

how old is she? already fucking full on stretchmarks... jesus

>>Hey user, while you were buying your crab legs I spotted some of my friends. You don't mind if they join us do you?

Sure! All you cute girls can join me....

Not so fast chink on the right... you sit by yourself.

i really hope this guy got cancer inside his asshole

Best post

>You will never hit her legs on her request with a kendo stick

JEWELS BETTY

JEWELS

K E K

E

K

I never visit cinemas.

>>I just have to... run some errands. I'll talk to you soon.

>hey user you're going to vote for my father right?

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>mfw she actually did have to run errands and she comes back with a bunch of dry-cleaning I have to carry
What a cunt

POO

yes but what about axilla hair?

Don't know if it has been conditioned into me, but I can't stand armpit hair. I guess I dislike my own so much, to see it on a girl...

she probably has the most delicious bush.

>implying you wouldn't

No one cares about your shitty fetish.

I really really hope not real

>tfw no cripple girl to befriend as a child

This life sucks

>feeling guilty for cumming in the pooper

duh

fuck you

I was going to post that you fuck.

Klopp is a fucking meme.

Utd forever.

FUCK YOU

roll her into a ballpit?

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I want a crippled gf who I can take care of and get irrationally angry whenever someone says the wrong thing and end up in jail for going full autistic.

Where do I find them like this?

Freddy Got Fingered and I don't know what's in theaters at the moment so if I can find one playing something we both like the sound of sure.,

Posting this just because I feel like it.

Jesus Christ what the fuck? I'm sure she's a nice person and she has everything but what are those legs? I could deal with not having arms but those I might get weirded out.

my man.

That's nowhere near as bad my fellow Sup Forumsirgin.

we can see what's on at Home and hit up the Northern Quarter after

or go to Parrs Wood Cineworld and get drunk in a park

I'll have you know, my Sup Forumsedditor friend that that pic is from Sup Forums.

reep

I promise to vote trump

Kids are cruel, jack

wrong thread OP

is what you're looking for

shill

Kys

fuck you hillary

faggot

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Delet this

what are some films about raping an invalid?