Name me 1000 uses for these things

Name me 1000 uses for these things.

1. Eat it
2.

ccept it
add it
admire it
admit it
advise it
afford it
agree it
alert it
allow it
analyze it
announce it
annoy it
answer it
apologise it
applaud it
appreciate it
approve it
argue it
arrange it
arrest it
arrive it
ask it
attach it
attack it
attempt it
attend it
attract it
avoid it
back it
bake it
balance it
ban it
bang it
bare it
bat it
bathe it
battle it
beam it
beg it
behave it
belong it
bleach it
bless it
blind it
blink it
blot it
blush it
boast it
boil it
bolt it
bomb it
book it
bore it
borrow it
bounce it
bow it
box it
brake it
branch it
breathe it
bruise it
brush it
bubble it
bump it
burn it
bury it
buzz it
calculate it
call it
camp it
care it
carry it
carve it
cause it
challenge it
change it
charge it
chase it
cheat it
check it
cheer it
chew it
choke it
chop it
claim it
clap it
clean it
clear it
clip it
close it
coach it
coil it
collect it
colour it
comb it
command it
communicate it
compare it
compete it
complain it

complete it
concentrate it
concern it
confess it
confuse it
connect it
consider it
consist it
contain it
continue it
copy it
correct it
cough it
count it
cover it
crack it
crash it
crawl it
cross it
crush it
cry it
cure it
curl it
curve it
cycle it
dam it
damage it
dance it
dare it
decay it
deceive it
decide it
decorate it
delay it
delight it
deliver it
depend it
describe it
desert it
deserve it
destroy it
detect it
develop it
disagree it
disappear it
disapprove it
disarm it
discover it
dislike it
divide it
double it
doubt it
drag it
drain it
dream it
dress it
drip it
drop it
drown it
drum it
dry it
dust it
earn it
educate it
embarrass it
employ it
empty it
encourage it
end it
enjoy it
enter it
entertain it
escape it
examine it
excite it
excuse it
exercise it
exist it
expand it
expect it
explain it
explode it
extend it
face it
fade it
fail it
fancy it
fasten it
fax it
fear it
fence it
fetch it
file it
fill it
film it
fire it
fit it
fix it
flap it
flash it

float it
flood it
flow it
flower it
fold it
follow it
fool it
force it
form it
found it
frame it
frighten it
fry it
gather it
gaze it
glow it
glue it
grab it
grate it
grease it
greet it
grin it
grip it
groan it
guarantee it
guard it
guess it
guide it
hammer it
hand it
handle it
hang it
happen it
harass it
harm it
hate it
haunt it
head it
heal it
heap it
heat it
help it
hook it
hop it
hope it
hover it
hug it
hum it
hunt it
hurry it
identify it
ignore it
imagine it
impress it
improve it
include it
increase it
influence it
inform it
inject it
injure it
instruct it
intend it
interest it
interfere it
interrupt it
introduce it
invent it
invite it
irritate it
itch it
jail it
jam it
jog it
join it
judge it
juggle it
jump it
kick it
kill it
kiss it
kneel it
knit it
knock it
knot it
label it
land it
last it
laugh it
launch it
learn it
level it
license it
lick it
lie it
lighten it
like it
list it
listen it
live it

a hilarious replacement for your own lips!

1000. stick it up ur butt

keep going

load it
lock it
long it
look it
love it
man it
manage it
march it
mark it
marry it
match it
mate it
matter it
measure it
meddle it
melt it
memorise it
mend it
milk it
mine it
miss it
mix it
moan it
moor it
mourn it
move it
muddle it
mug it
multiply it
murder it
nail it
name it
need it
nest it
nod it
note it
notice it
number it
obey it
object it
observe it
obtain it
occur it
offend it
offer it
open it
order it
overflow it
owe it
own it
pack it
paddle it
paint it
park it
part it
pass it
paste it
pat it
pause it
peck it
pedal it
peel it
peep it
perform it
permit it
phone it
pick it
pinch it
pine it
place it
plan it
plant it
play it
please it
plug it
point it
poke it
polish it
pop it
possess it
post it
pour it
practice it
pray it
preach it
precede it
prefer it
prepare it
present it
preserve it
press it
pretend it
prevent it
prick it
print it
produce it
program it
promise it
protect it
provide it

pull it
pump it
punch it
puncture it
punish it
push it
question it
queue it
race it
radiate it
rain it
raise it
reach it
realise it
receive it
recognise it
record it
reduce it
reflect it
refuse it
regret it
reign it
reject it
rejoice it
relax it
release it
rely it
remain it
remember it
remind it
remove it
repair it
repeat it
replace it
reply it
report it
reproduce it
request it
rescue it
retire it
return it
rhyme it
rinse it
risk it
rob it
rock it
roll it
rot it
rub it
ruin it
rule it
rush it
sack it
sail it
satisfy it
save it
saw it
scare it
scatter it
scold it
scorch it
scrape it
scratch it
scream it
screw it
scribble it
scrub it
seal it
search it
separate it
serve it
settle it
shade it
share it
shave it
shelter it
shiver it
shock it
shop it
shrug it
sigh it
sign it
signal it
sin it
sip it
ski it
skip it
slap it
slip it
slow it
smash it
smell it
smile it
smoke it
snatch it
sneeze it
sniff it
snore it
snow it
soak it

Technologic

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Technology.... Technology....

soothe it
sound it
spare it
spark it
sparkle it
spell it
spill it
spoil it
spot it
spray it
sprout it
squash it
squeak it
squeal it
squeeze it
stain it
stamp it
stare it
start it
stay it
steer it
step it
stir it
stitch it
stop it
store it
strap it
strengthen it
stretch it
strip it
stroke it
stuff it
subtract it
succeed it
suck it
suffer it
suggest it
suit it
supply it
support it
suppose it
surprise it
surround it
suspect it
suspend it
switch it
talk it
tame it
tap it
taste it
tease it
telephone it
tempt it
terrify it
test it
thank it
thaw it
tick it
tickle it
tie it
time it
tip it
tire it
touch it
tour it
tow trace it
trade it
train it
transport it
trap it
travel it
treat it
tremble it
trick it
trip it
trot it
trouble it
trust it
try it
tug it
tumble it
turn it
twist it
type it
undress it
unfasten it
unite it
unlock it
unpack it
untidy it
use it
vanish it
visit it
wail it
wait it
walk it
wander it
want it
warm it
warn it

wash it
waste it
watch it
water it
wave it
weigh it
welcome it
whine it
whip it
whirl it
whisper it
whistle it
wink it
wipe it
wish it
wobble it
wonder it
work it
worry it
wrap it
wreck it
wrestle it
wriggle it
x-ray it
yawn it
yell it
zip it
zoom it

That's 628 plus the four other uses people have posted.
Only 368 more to go.

this is maximum autism

OP BTFO

BUY IT
USE IT
BREAK IT
FIX IT

Daily reminder that "whine it" literally is not a use

underated post

shut up we're so fucking close now

you just did

kek

Use it as a shoehorn I guess.

634. Fuck it

stick your dick in it

Could it find it's usefulness in a zombie apocalypse? Say you are wanting to tie it to slide behind some doorhandles to lock some zombies in the other side of the building or would it be too small?

vanish it isnt a use either

use it as an eyepatch

how is varnishing it not a use?
it would preserve the product and give it a nice gloss, perfect for decoration.

Stick it in OP's mum vagoo

The product isnt being used in this though.
When you clean your car, you dont USE the car to clean it, you use a rag to clean the object

Kek