OHHHHH SHITTTT NIGGAS!!!!!!!!

OHHHHH SHITTTT NIGGAS!!!!!!!!

>North Korea Sounds Alarm, Launches Nuclear Warheads at the United States
>Said to Land Sometime Tonight
>Defense on the Lookout, a Spokesperson said

WHAT DO ????

About damn time WWIII started. Now when I off myself, no one will judge me for it.

I'm stationed in Naval Station, Guam and nothing new has been said about North Korea.

Fake.

that shit only takes a matter of minutes... it would have landed by now or is about to if it were true

"New Just In"
OP's a faggot

You better be right OP because im raping my little sister right now.

>planes take minutes to travel across the world

well I am glad those nukes are going to crash into the middle of the pacific ocean because north korea doesn't have the technology to reach the US

OP probably thinks QAnon is real too. lol

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

wheres the proof user? I dont see any pudding

...

Posting mid raping is dedication we rarely see this day and age

That's not news

Ausfag here, let it rain.

Verify this shit

Holy shit, it's on the fucking news TURN ON FOX!!!!!!!!!

Must be a really laid back, low-key rape.

screenshot?

I'll ask the magic conch shell. Magic conch says do nothing.

Fox "News" is for entertainment purposes only.

we fuxed

Can anyone confirm this?cause im calling bullshit

Turn on FOX!!!

wish this was real

>thinks nukes are manually dropped nowadays

>thinking NK could actually hit the US

naw nigga it ain't. grow the fuck up. Maybe we shove people like you outside when the blast happens.

Shit. North Korea doesn't have ICBMs. They might be able to take some submarines out to the coast and launch a few hydrogen bombs, if they have them. That's only if they have them. They talk shit, but they really don't want war with the US.

>thinks nukes travel faster than planes

Its 2 am where i live and i live with a friend who starts work at 5 am,if i turned anything on he would kill me,and with a really good reason to do so

the missile is said t to land sometime tonight what does that mean

yeah bro, these things called ICBM's have totally NOT been invented yet...

nukes fall om NK on NK
destroys it self

the end

OP confusing Sup Forums for the place you go to post bullshit that's clearly bullshit when it's actually the place you post bullshit that's actually real.

>Thinks planes travel over mach 9

>Said to Land Sometime Tonight

It's a fucking nuke, not the passenger plan carrying your Grandma.

clasic bullshit post.

Staged and Bi Curious

Guys if the world ends, will we still have Sup Forums?

Your a cunt OP. I just mercy killed my wife and kids only to be told by my neighbor your full of shit.
Now I really miss my kids.

SAVE THE PORN

Dubs decides what state gets hit.

Rolling for California.

rollling for NY

Rolling for Pennsylvania

>>Defense on the Lookout, a Spokesperson said

Fake and gay. On the lookout? They'd spot it the second it was shot and intercept it.

>North Korea Sounds Alarm, Launches Nuclear Warheads at the United States

no its not right this is bait

God damnit guys

damn son u get scared?

Rolling for Florida

>intercept it.
With what?

ok mr military man.
get your degree at fox news?

rolling for new mexico

WINWAR FL BTFO

Gee Bill, Two nukes?

I just busted a pretty good nut 5 minutes ago. I could try for round two, but i dont want to go out half cocked or after a subpar nut.

I'll believe it after im dead

Get those logs before its too late.0323>>75935520959355494355588602189>>759356740935693457135

The Amazing Autist, outta nowhere!

Check em.

newfags can't do this, check em

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