/hh/ - Hollywood Gossip General

It's that time again.

>With his A- list actress significant other basically stuck at home for a few days, this B list actor hooked up with the barista he met a few weeks back.
Megan Fox (gave birth)/Brian Austin Green

>I’m not sure how this B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister managed to avoid being arrested. Multiple people saw her and her boyfriend smoking meth at a very public event.
Malia Obama

>This B+ list rapper is on tour with a married permanent A+ list rapper. Each night they have been trying to outdo each other with the number of women they have sex with. They are doing their version of a Hugh Hefner assembly line and record it all.
Wiz Khalifa/Snoop Dogg

>This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once beat a girlfriend because she kissed a man of color on the cheek when she was introduced to him. Our actor left the restaurant with the girlfriend before even eating and then beat her.
Mel Gibson

>Our favorite closeted B list actor looks like he might be finally giving up the beard game. At two separate events in two separate cities she was nowhere in sight. Usually he would have her be everywhere documenting their love. Maybe he finally sees the light.
Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift

>This halfway to an EGOT who should be three quarters of the way there has a hit network show. On set she has been telling horror stories about working with this actor/singer and she doesn’t think she could ever do it again.
Viola Davis ("How To Get Away With Murder")/Jared Leto ("Suicide Squad")

>Stalking is what most people would call it, but not this Academy Award winning/nominated actor who would rather be doing something else. His former and probably soon to be future co-star is thisclose to getting a restraining order against him because of his obsession with her.
Jared Leto/Margot Robbie ("Suicide Squad")

>While doing press and premieres for the blockbuster set to open this weekend, one person in the cast is universally disliked. The actor/singer. No one wants him around for a second installment. No one. From his ridiculous method acting to the drug use, he was a nightmare.
Jared Leto "Suicide Squad"

>This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once beat a girlfriend because she kissed a man of color on the cheek when she was introduced to him. Our actor left the restaurant with the girlfriend before even eating and then beat her.

>This former Disney actor turned A- list mainstream actor apparently sent his actress girlfriend to the hospital when he hit her. She never called the police and at urgent care, she insisted it was all her fault for getting to close to a flying elbow.
Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth

>This married Academy Award winning/nominated actor has been at the Olympics and hit on one of the men competing in a swimming event.
Matthew McConaughey

>This permanent A list mostly movie actor married to a B+ list actress said in an interview the couple goes to counseling all the time. The actress gave an interview not that long ago where she said she doesn’t believe in counseling. They never can get a story straight.
Will and Jada Pinkett Smith

>Just when you thought the annoying former tweener actress turned even more annoying A- list singer was going to have trouble getting her coke, she finds a solution. Her ex was her coke supplier. It took her a week to find a B+ list rapper who is an even bigger user than her to be her new boyfriend. And supplier.
Ariana Grande (Ricky Alvarez)/Mac Miller

>You know things are bad for you when you pay a pap the $550 you had in your pocket to have him delete a photo of you sitting in a Starbucks by yourself. Apparently he told his A+ list girlfriend/all seeing watcher he was filming that day. It is the only time she doesn’t keep tabs on him.
Tom Hiddleston (filming "Thor: Ragnarok" in Australia)/Taylor Swift

>I’m sure there were tears of joy for this former Disney actress turned workaholic dual threat B lister. The thing is though, even though she works a ton, nobody was paying her the attention she wanted. She went the bear route. She went the pose in a bikini every single day route. Nothing worked. Then, she came up with something that finally got her trending on Twitter. It’s a Boomerang thing.
Bella Thorne is bisexual

>It looks like this former A+ list action movie star from back in the day has a new foreign sponsor to keep him supplied with tween girls.
Steven Seagal ( Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko)

Literally snatching every motherfucker birthday.

>That was not her credit card this former bubblegum pop singer turned actress was using on a shopping spree in Beverly Hills the other day. Not unless she changed her name to a Saudi Prince.
Mandy Moore

>She thinks she is being funny, but all this A- list soon to be out of work actress/writer is doing is showing everyone what a racist she is. Lena Dunham

>This actor turned politician turned actor turned director is getting up there in years. It does not appear to have slowed down his drive for college age students that allow him to spank them. All of the women have to be as young as his youngest daughter.
Clint Eastwood

>This former A+ list mostly movie actress gets free yoga pants. Apparently she goes through a lot of them. Not because she wears them out, but because she refuses to wear them more than once. The other day she blasted a staffer at the company that is giving them to her for free because she was running out and asked for 60 of them for the upcoming month. Hey, at $150 a pair, that isn’t too much to ask is it?
Gwyneth Paltrow

>This soon to be back on television reprising a role many thought was a goner because of the show’s troubles B+ list actress has obviously not talked through her issues in rehab or she would not be getting so chummy with the family member who is the root of all her problems. Yes, you could argue the other family member who offered the actress up for casting couches was just as bad.
Hayden Panettiere "Nashville" (her father)

>What started out as just a thought mentioned in passing has turned into a full on fling. This actor is foreign born. Probably B+ list right now. He has had a great last 18 months or so and next year will probably be A list and have a franchise. A franchise that has been reincarnated literally a bazillion times. Anyway, last year he was doing press for a movie that premiered this year. He ran into this permanent A+ list mostly movie actress. If you have that many wins/nominations, you are permanent A+ list. Married. When they were introduced, our actress said she knew who the actor was and that she heard the actor had been talking about her. Crushing on her actually. One thing led to another and throughout this year they have managed to connect a handful of times and apparently it is mind blowing for both of them. Well, coming from his side. So, maybe it is not mind blowing for her, but lets just say it is.
Idris Elba/Meryl Streep

BLACKED

Meh. Any real bombs?

Will mom freak?

>The corporation owned by this A+ list mostly movie actor who made his fame on a long running network show has given 100K to a white power group.
Ashton Kutcher ("That ‘70s Show") (A-Grade Investments)

>This closeted A- list mostly movie actor got really testy with a reporter while promoting his latest movie. The reporter started asking questions about the actor’s relationship with the man who lives with the actor.
Jeremy Renner ("Arrival")

>So, you know that actor from the video earlier? Yeah, one of his favorite things is to get women drunk and then have them sleep over. No sex, just sleep with them in the bed after staring at them for hours while they are sleeping.
Corey Feldman

>This tries to stay closeted comedian with a long successful career is an Emmy winner/nominee. He brought what looked to be a teen or barely out of his teens companion. Our actor would not stop hugging on him or fixing his hair. The companion looked annoyed. Maybe our actor has just finally said f**k it and is coming out.
Louie Anderson (sex extortion)

>This former pop star is loving her new television show is starting off as a big hit. After years of miscarriages she won’t be trying to start a family soon no matter what she may say to the press.
Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

>Arguably the two most famous people on Game Of Thrones used to hook up back when the show first started. Then he started seeing someone else on the show who is not as famous and the hookups fizzled out. Apparently though he is now cheating on that someone else with the first co-star again.
Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen)/Kit Harington (Jon Snow)/Rose Leslie (Ygritte)

>In what must have been soul crushing to her ego, this B+ list mostly television actress who will be out of work for awhile once her long running hit network show ends, had to explain who she was to this foreign born A+ list celebrity chef. She wanted a photo with him and he had no clue who she was.
Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")/Gordon Ramsey

>Unlike her still more famous siblings, this B list mostly movie actress is a firm believer in botox and even recently underwent breast enlargement surgery.
Elizabeth Olsen (Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen)

>The line "best actress of her generation," cost this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress a few thousand bucks to her PR firm and she won’t do an interview unless it is included in the article.
Kristen Stewart

>This former A+ list singer turned part-time reality judge tans every single day. It is getting out of control. Apparently she also gets life size Barbie clothes made for her and even likes to be called Barbie at home.
Christina Aguilera

>This former teen actor turned wannabe singer has to pay some of his band extra to be seen in public with him outside band stuff. No matter how much he offers though, none want to sleep with him.
Corey Feldman

>This long time B+ list singer who used to be A list before all the underage drama does have a legal girlfriend now. The other night backstage he was bragging about the stuff he makes her do and it is 100 times worse than the missing Kim Kardashian sex tape footage. R Kelly (Halle Calhoun)

>This still pretty much hated by a majority/former A list singer is HIV+ but has told very few people. Apparently he has attempted suicide twice since he was given the news.
Chris Brown

I wasn't aware Corey Feldman did stuff

>This former tweener actress had her own show but was not the biggest star on the show. Because no one really likes working with her, she had been losing out on roles to some other similar former tweeners. Then, she started leaking damaging information about her competitors, including drug use and other issues and the next thing you know she landed a couple of roles she would not have otherwise.
Victoria Justice ("The Rocky Horror Picture Show") ("The Outskirts") ("Cooper Barrett's Guide to Surviving Life")

>The workload is already being reduced for this A list singer turning actress. She says that she will only film after 2pm so that means almost one-third of her scenes had to be cut.
Rihanna ("Ocean’s Eight")

>Apparently this A- list standup comic/B+ list almost television actor is crushed about the recent developments in this A+ lister’s love life.
Aziz Ansari/Jennifer Lawrence (dating Darren Aronofsky)

>This A-list actress found herself interviewed by the DEA after the death of a friend. Revelations included her 'former addictions' to heroin and cocaine, as well as her ongoing eating disorders. 'I thought she was high at the time,' says my source. 'Basic questions would get rapid, long-winded answers where she incriminated herself and several others. She's fortunate she's in the position she is or she would be in a state penitentiary.'
Mary-Kate Olsen/Heath Ledger

Same. Guess his recent dance in the spotlight have gotten a couple of people on his trail for whatever reason. He just comes across as sad and alone so there's not much of a story there.

> This former SNL alumni's assistant was found jerking off punks under the queensborough bridge for $15 a man.

Love this threads.

>This married Academy Award winning/nominated actor has been at the Olympics and hit on one of the men competing in a swimming event.
>Matthew McConaughey

What the fuck.

>get dirt on people
>expose them
>?
>profit

lol chris brown got AIDS

>famous actor/entertainer turns out to be gay
>stupid user is surprised

>Miscarriages

That's really sad.

Ashton Kutcher is a fun guy

why the fuck did I read more than one line of this? brb killing myself because of dishonor

It's very normal behaivour user, these people are rich and famous so you assume they have an easy life, so reading about awful shit about them kinda makes it up.