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russia has been playing bretty good, maybe they have a chance against our 4D chess
>sweden's star rookie will never win a cup because he's a laff
Why does Nylander have such a small face? Looks weird as fuck
>3 fucking new threads
Kill yourselves immediately, all of you
Our 4d chess has been a campaign of constant failure.
Just got back from Publix lads. I picked up their new chimichurri roast beef sandwich. Very nice.
Also picked up a brick of Brie for this week. Very exciting!
russia are shit though
they barely scraped a win against us
BULJU
I have decided that THIS is the real thread.
This is the real thread, the other one was made by faggot pong fan
these brothers will win the right games, i have faith in these brothers
good choice
I don't give a shit which one is the """real""" one, just knock it off with that autistic bullshit
triggered that we don't want to use your reddit thread?
kek fucking preds blocked me from buying game 4 tickets to see the ducks cause I'm not from trashville, even their arena is like a fucking subreddit circle jerk. It's not like there's many ducks fans, let alone ones who'd pay for road tickets.
Crapishits do that too, wouldn't let me buy tickets if I had a PA ID
At least when >we beat them all of you can come watch your team at ponda center, probably be 50% penguins fans
This man right here is the peak performance
ducks arena is empty
go buy tickets there
I've never been to Southern California can I stay with you user?
I do, who the fuck wouldn't buy 50 buck tickets? That's the perk of having no fans, the tickets are dirt cheap. I've been to 4 games there already.
Sure
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>bashes 4d chessmaster marjamäki's game plan
>completely ignores how well it succeeded and is quiet about it
why is the commentator level so bad in canada?
Sens are going to lose tonight.
Well... that went better than expected, only 0:5 with our 2nd tier players against Russia.
why is the commentator level so bad in canada
Because they're Canadians
Wasn't so boring, like SLV or ITA, thank you Latvia.
They have to do that so NBC can keep riding how great their fanbase looks on TV
It'd probably be 75% hawks and 40% blues fans at their arena if they didn't
For me it's the Ottawa Senators
I'm genuinely in love with Karlsson. I'm growing my facial hair just like him :3
How the hell did Binland made it to playoffs?
By browsing /hoc/ I was made to believe they were utterly shit. You baited me, they are actually a solid team, right?
You know what, good for you! :)
9D Chess man
It's well documented that finns can't grow facial hair
memes
I'm more puzzled by Latvia being able to advance. Seems like they have been losing game after game.
Reminder that Ottawa has less actual fans then analslime. Anyone rooting for Ottawa are either butthurt reddit penguins haters or Trudeau cucks
>Scouting The Refs @ScoutingTheRefs
>Sens are 1-9 under ref Chris Rooney over past 2 seasons (regular season + playoffs):
Gary going all out to make sure Pittsburgh makes the finals
Expect Uncle Gary to start getting more and more desperate as the series goes on.
they're not even trying to hide it.
>Reminder that Ottawa has less actual fans then analslime
As a ducks fan I really doubt this is even possible, there's maybe 3 teams with less fans than >we have
Yeah he look like a garbage pail kid lmao 100 100
Dubs and sens sweep pongs
Yotes, panthers? Thats about all I can think of that would be less than ANA.
Avalanche especially after this season
Anaheim actually has fans they just dont show up till halftime
Hurricane
Good luck getting to the stadium
why is /hoc/ ded?
Is Sweden muslim?
That user was surprisingly correct, and there's quite a few teams with less fans than >we have, but it could just be that tourists would be more likely to come see a road game here than in Ottawa since every other game there'd be 50% away fans in >our building.
real hockey is over for today
only meme league now
>above 100%
those fans sure gave it 110%
everyone loves the hawks xD
If the ducks win the cup there will probably be quite a few kongs bandwagoners switching sides though, LA has the least loyal fans ever
This is true. You could move the kongs and their """"""fans"""""" would all fill the ponda. Get rid of the ducks tho and ducks fans just give up.
>german "humour"
Not their fault it takes 2 hours to go 20 miles.
Hell, I think that's being generous lately.
>real hockey
I'm pretty sure all 4 remaining NHL teams would be able to beat any country's team in the IIHF
tami is based but i wish he would stop that fucking don cherry thing and figure out something of his own
berryhill's coaching is so fucking retarded it is a double minus and thus turns into something greater than us
cringe
I'd gladly buy more lower bowl tickets if there weren't so many damn little kids that don't like hockey that sit there with there with their disinterested parents..
>#16 Italy: Still the world's greatest Italian-speaking hockey nation
>Switzerland at #6
The people in Anaheim are worse, trust me. They will start talking about "you smoke bud bruh" and then followed by some post they saw on facebook about "drumpf". A lot of them are flips or beans too. The tickets are so cheap sometimes I'll by 2-4 just so I don't have to sit near anyone.
I know m8 its why i live walking distance
>i have autism so i cant sit next to strangers
don't try to act smart
i don't have to act
>it's autism that i can't sit next to strangers
and yet, every single human being on earth would rather have no one next to them on planes, buses, subways, movie theatres, etc.
Berryhill is basically a Finnish Wenger or Antti Muurinen (jonnet ei muista). He's gonna be there for years because he sucks the right cocks and the results are just not horrible enough to cause a total public lynching.
Hävittiin kelle pitiki hävitä.
>when you got the lead and playing a perfect 1-1-3
they are not alike at all. Muurinen was all about sexy football while Marjamäki is all about defensive structure and low scoring games.
>implying autism is the reason I don't want to sit next to some faggot from OC and have them talk to me about everything but the game
I had no issues sitting next to some laffer fan because he didn't start chatting me up about fucking politics and weed, we mostly talked about Andersen and the actual hockey game. Our crowd blows ass m8, sad, but true.
Time to send all the salty pong haters back in their holes. Pengs win 5-1
These Satan digits beg to differ
Sens in 4
No Hornqvist, no Hagelin, no shot.
Pongs fall down a salty 0-2 hole tonight.
This make sense though you retard. Hometown fans deserve first dibs
Pongs have a hard time with the 1-3-1, Snes in 4.
>missing murray
>missing 2 of top 6
>missing 2 of top 4
>concussed crosby
if they do win this series, it'd be a really impressive feat
Snes are cursed to winning but ending the series on the road. I say snes in 5 or 7
>this level of damage control from pongs fans
its only game 2 desu
Bobby does hat trick tonight. Dubs confirm
Odds Pittsburgh wins
Evens Ottawa wins
Is it even required to talk to the person next to you?
I've gone to games by myself and never talked to the person on either sides of me. Is small talk bullshit required in today's age?
Evens Ottawa
Odds Pittsburgh
Even Ottawa
Odds Pittsburgh
2/3 its decided then
Even Ottawa
Odd Ottawa
Dubs pongs
Odds are you guys are fucking faggots
buttblasted oiler fans get out
How funny would it be if the pongs got swept in 4 by the snes? Like literally, how funny?
It wouldn't be as funny as the Hawks.
Like it'd be fucking hilarious, but not the most hilarious thing this year. Maybe 3rd or 4th.
very funny
>down 0-1
>still like the Snes and can't find any reason to hate them
Am I just a cuck?
Fleury and Crosby are starting to get labeled as chokers if pens don't start winning
Why would you hate a team just because your team is playing them?
Who sufferers a concussion first? Crosby or MacArthur?