Be me

>be me
>get place with my girlfriend and roommate
>roommate signs his girlfriend on the lease without telling us about it
>she is crazy
>day 3 after moving in she gets too drunk and fights with her boyfriend then storms off into the night
>we call the cops because she is acting dangerously and breaking things, and it's -3 degrees
>cops don't arrest her because she didn't harm anyone

2 weeks later
>gets too drunk and fights with her boyfriend, kicks in bathroom cabinets and cuts her boyfriends head by smacking him into a wall
>cops come, cuff, and hold her
>she spartan kicks my girlfriend
>cops arrest her
>2 charges of domestic assault and a robbery from 2015
>next day her boyfriend testifies that she didn't do anything that night
>on a 6 week probation , if she completes it, it is off her record

What the fuck do I do?

pic unrelated, but my doggo

Restraining order

as long as they pay for the shit they break, it's your friend's issue if he likes getting abused

maybe just lock your booze cabinet?

Post pics of girl who got arrested

She better be hot af, otherwise this makes no sense

Dude, she is not hot at all, she is built like a holocaust death camp survivor. Only her face is somewhat attractive, because she has freckles
I almost want to leave alcohol out so she does drink and then she would go to jail for 3mo up to a year

1.wait for drinking to inevitably happen again
2. Have cell phone ready
3. Record that shit
4. Bitch goes to jail
5. Get copy of police report
6. Send copy to landlord with notarized request to remove her from lease
7. ???
8. Profit

pretty much the only thing you can do is move out.

cum in her boipucci to assert your dominance over her, OP

This is the pic ur waiting for

don't be a beta about it. Confront your roommate. If he doesn't do anything about it, then confront her yourself.

throw her a coming homer party seems like she doesn't handle alcohol well

Gross as fuck. That sucks you have to live with her. I'd talk to your landlord and ask if he can work on eviction proceedings with you. An easier option is for your girlfriend to get a restraining order. It will be a piece of cake since the cops know she's already attacked her.

fuck her in the ass, she obviously likes being crazy

Take her off the lease. You can’t do much else. Since she’s breaking the terms of the agreement by smashing things.

But you won’t do that. Because you’re a pussy bitch.

Get your own place, faggot. Quit being a cuck living with other people.

She is not somewhat pretty. She looks like a gorilla and Steve Buscemis retarded baby.

I’ve seen better looking meth addicts

Yeah, you are right.

This is another picture, not as gruesome

kek she is an actual ape

>get place with girlfriend and roommate

Notice something wrong here? That shit never ends well.
There is no "friends" or "himym" or "scrubs" dream team living together shit. She a cracknigger and you're stupid. Erase your name from the list and move out. Fuck em.

>What the fuck do I do?
this is moron level advice, but the correct advice:

give her all the alcohol she can drink
have party, encourage her to drink
do not provoke her, she seems self-provoking
health insurance ? check.
get ready to call cops when she bashes people and property again.

>What the fuck do I do
Tell your roommie youre testifying and then testify

Also tell him to stop hating himself, why else Stay with someone like that?

Also, see if you can get her removed as a leasing tenant for breaking any rules in the lease.

>This
>Lock booze up
>Tell her if she goes out drinking to find someone where else to spend the night.
or
>Sign that bitch up for an alcoholic's program because she has a drinking problem.
or
>Get her really drunk, and make that record stay with her.

/thread
>do it OP

This. She can't live there then.
/thread

Get her the fuck out of there before she harms doggo

This is what you get for associating with niggers, user.

Buy from, deal with, and associate only with whites if you wish to avoid headaches and annoying problems like this bullshit. Not saying whites don’t have problems, but they’re intelligent enough to keep it from affecting others. Even dumb hillbillies won’t make their business public.

>rooming with hapas

Plant hard drugs on her person and call the police anonymously .....wait till she pulls this shit again...coke doesn't stay in system more than 3 days so that's plausible from a law enforcement standpoint if she gets tested and is clean so if she claims it was planted, you already have documented behaviors on her police record which judge will see during sentencing, which will be jail....her being in jail breaks lease legally.

There see what I did for you, now have the balls to execute the plan.

Wanna be a hardass, then see where hardasses end up bitch.

>dating a hood bitch hep c carrier
Dump your friend. He's a bitch and a wack nigga

>kids itt tell OP to move out
>calling OP a beta

i see the errors of our way
we created the memes and kids took them serious
they're living that shit but do not understand anything of it
we created the next gen of fucking retarded people

los ogros americanos...

>on a 6 week probation

Well its pretty obvious isnt it? Get that bitch arrested